Horrible Houston Hovel

September 28th, 2008 · 17 Comments

Be prepared to see photos of one of the messiest & grossest places in Houston, Texas.  You’ll laugh and dry heave at the same time.  Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

A big shout-out & thanks to Nik Richie and Justin Bobby at TheDirty.com for allowing me to share these delightful photos with you.  Here’s TheDirty.com’s original post

This is what the apartment manager had to say about this dirty Houston apartment:
“This has nothing to do with the Hurricane.  We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get a hold of her.  The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.  The pictures do NO justice.  There is supposed to be 2 cats living here but we can’t find them (we think they’re dead somewhere inside the apartment – we contacted the SPCA).  The place REEKS to say the least; I gagged non-stop.”

Let’s start in the bedroom.  I think they need to dust that TV.  It’s disgusting.  Think the garbage is too much?  What’s really shocking is how clean the pillow looks!


Talk about brand placement:  Wendy’s, Quizno’s, Coca Cola, Minute Maid, Taco Cabana, Domino’s, Pepsi.  But what about those cigarette butts?  They can’t be good for the computer monitor.  [By the way, why do they call them cigarette butts if that’s the part you put in your mouth?!]


If we pull back a few feet, we can add McDonald’s and What-a-Burger to the list.


I just puked a little in my mouth.  This bathroom is G-R-O-S-S!  The cat litter box is cleaner than the bathroom.


Another view of the bathroom.


Thank goodness there’s just a little toilet paper left.  Wouldn’t want to have to recycle some of the other toilet paper lying around.  I don’t suppose there’s any soap available to wash your hands?


The dining room and the living room.  Compared to the bathroom, this doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?  I’m still dry heaving.  Cough, cough.


This post is also sponsored by CVS and Oral-B.


Thank you for viewing.  Have a nice day.

Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Other US Cities

17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 barbara // Dec 13, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    what in the hell please tell me people didnt live there i have never seen anything like that before

  • 2 bigfoot14p // Apr 30, 2009 at 5:25 am

    Did anyone find the Cat ????

  • 3 aimee // Jul 20, 2009 at 1:58 am

    that is just sick you cant leave ur house like that !!! clear it up ?!

  • 4 aimee // Jul 20, 2009 at 1:59 am

    that is disgusting

  • 5 zoe // Jul 20, 2009 at 1:59 am

    you cant leave your house like that is just horrible clean up for god sake what if you have a kid one day that is horil

  • 6 missymoo // Jul 27, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I hope you dont bring people into that mess EEWW X X X X X X ps u should be ashamed of yourself

  • 7 dylannyse // Jan 9, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Crack Heads!!!!

  • 8 rockstar // May 10, 2010 at 10:00 pm


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  • 10 Greg in Phoenix // Nov 7, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Yeah, and somebody goes out, has a few beers/drinks and thinks he/she is CUTE! They suck face a few times and then go back to the others house and get it on. They’re in LOVE, l-u-v. If they only knew!!!!

  • 11 warren // Nov 10, 2010 at 2:41 am

    Is it just me or does it look like he/she wiped their bum and then left the dirty TP on the counter? Yuck!

  • 12 Mitsy // Jan 2, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Looks like the home of a hoarder to me. Only a person with that sort of illness could live like this…

  • 13 Orbity1991 // Mar 7, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    BAAAARRRF! *Splat*

  • 14 annonimousguy // May 8, 2011 at 11:12 am

    need a horror vid!!!

  • 15 iz // Aug 30, 2011 at 11:06 am

    i cant think of any words to drescribe the horribleness of this

  • 16 DISGUSTED // Oct 17, 2011 at 8:39 am


  • 17 Greeney // Mar 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

    Beyond belief. It must be an extreme hoarder’s apartment or a drug addict’s.

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