Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2010 · 14 Comments

Today we’re going to sing the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.  On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve masks are ugly.

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Eleven trays for parties.

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Ten plates collecting.

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Nine stockings hanging.

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Eight pots a cookin’.

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Seven pretty flowers.

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Six taxidermy.

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Five sports pendants.

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Four canned lights.

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Three barking dogs.

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Two white swans.

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And a pear in a ficus benjamina tree.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 melissa // Dec 25, 2010 at 9:32 am

    This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time and boy did it make me laugh!

    Most of the time I am completely appalled by what I see…thanks for posting this is a hilarious blog…

  • 2 Christine Thresh // Dec 25, 2010 at 10:31 am

    That was lots of fun. You must have worked hard to gather all those photos. Thanks.

  • 3 frankie // Dec 25, 2010 at 11:51 am

    Thank you for the awesome “12 Days of Distaction” present on Christmas. Hope you have a wonderful day!

  • 4 Jozo // Dec 25, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Hahaha nice job!
    Merry Christmas!

  • 5 Picky // Dec 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Merry Christmas – Happy New Year and Thank You.

  • 6 WildCard~ // Dec 25, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    So far one Comment….;)~~~~

    This not Kosher….;)

  • 7 violet // Dec 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    lol, merry christmas !

  • 8 Monterey // Dec 26, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Bravo! Nice job on the 12 Days of Christmas, complete with illustration.
    And how nice of those people with the 2 swans to color their pool green in honor of Christmas!

  • 9 Wrye // Dec 26, 2010 at 4:33 am

    Excellent! Merry Christmas!

  • 10 pantrypuff // Dec 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    You’re a genius 🙂

  • 11 PJ // Dec 26, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Fantastic!! Very creative! 🙂

  • 12 Teddy // Dec 26, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    So festive and fun. I’m the 12th, how appropriate for your 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoying your blog. Keep up the good work.

  • 13 Lisa D. // Dec 27, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    I love it!! Happy Holidays to you and yours!

  • 14 kjn // Jul 27, 2011 at 12:42 am

    Funny. Made my day. Nearly peed my pants when I got to 6 taxidermy. Doesn’t everyone want to see dead animals when house hunting?

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