Moldy, Messy, Dirty, Filthy, & Smoky

September 16th, 2012 · 7 Comments

The next book by E. L. James is titled Fifty Shades of Grey Mold. It takes place in Houston, Texas where this home is located.

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Messy.  They advertised the house as having a fireplace, but buyers can’t find it.


Dirty bathroom.

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Another dirty bathroom.

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This is a good one.  The photographer was smoking while taking the real estate photo of a Poconos, Pennsylvania home.  Classy.


Tags: Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other US Cities · Poor Photography

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jordanna // Sep 16, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Even if the pink bathroom was clean it would be a holy terror!

  • 2 Lisa // Sep 16, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    In the first picture, it’s bad enough with all that nasty mold but there are also bars on the windows. It must be a real nice neighborhood.

  • 3 AZ // Sep 17, 2012 at 12:08 am

    I fear the bars on the windows of the first house were put up to keep someone in. As for the pink bathroom I gagged when I saw it, how dirty were the people that showered in there!?!? Question for the last photo is what was he smoking?

  • 4 Liz // Sep 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Just when I think I’ve seen it all on your site.. smoke ? Seriously?!! Kinda hard to believe someone would allow this to be a listing photo but then again there are plenty of others you’ve shown us that are pretty scary.

  • 5 Rachelle Niven // Sep 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    The smoking one is hilarious! And the pink bathroom, OMG, is there a window! Looks like a public toilet!

  • 6 Vinnie // Sep 20, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    You say smoke, I say ghosts.

  • 7 Elaine // Jun 20, 2013 at 6:56 am

    I say run as fast as you can in the other direction. MOLD, Mildew, smoke smell in the house, would not be able to breathe in there.

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