Rudolph Conspiracy Theory

December 22nd, 2016 · 3 Comments

Listen, folks. All the stories you’ve heard about poor little Rudolph and the “foggy” Christmas night are fake. Rudolph started out cute and innocent, but his trip to the Island of Misfit Toys is where his true personality was developed. He came back to the North Pole with a determination to be on Santa’s reindeer team at all costs. No one knows about Ralph the Reindeer. He was the lead reindeer for Santa. Rudolph killed Ralph. See the photo below; that’s Ralph!! Santa had no choice but to use Rudolph. They all made up the story about fog and Rudolph’s glowing red nose. The red on Rudolph’s nose was Ralph’s blood! And now you know…the rest of the story.


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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Susan // Dec 22, 2016 at 9:37 am

    Looks like he’s coming through the wall!!!! Poor Ralph, cut down in his prime.

  • 2 Jayne // Dec 22, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    I personally wouldn’t enjoy that and it definitely isn’t great decorating style for staging a home. Come and see the great lights display near us in Moon Valley, it’s called Candy Cane Lane. Decorating that will bring joy.

  • 3 MaryO1230 // Dec 28, 2016 at 9:24 am

    I don’t like dead animals on walls.

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