Dusty Piano

September 5th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Let’s Ensure the cat litter box is always clean for visiting buyers.

Furniture included with full price offer.

Vintage kitchen.

What were mattress companies thinking back in the day with that horrible urine-yellow color? Or maybe they were actually very clever!

Mirror, mirror, on the floor. Who’s the fairest house of all?

Wall to ceiling to wall wood paneling.

Some bleach and this bathroom could be cute.

Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 mlb3 // Sep 5, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    I’d pay them to take the furniture. Probably full of bedbugs and despair.

    Except the bathroom tile. That’s nice.

  • 2 TR // Sep 5, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Vintage Kitchen: (Adjective) Vin (From vino (wine) and TAGE (Texas Association for Gastrointestinal Endoscopy). ie. “You’d have to be drunk and have a medical technician standing by to check your intestines, to eat in this kitchen.” (I’m especially concerned about why there is a rolling pin and a cake pan on that mattress.)

  • 3 pj // Sep 7, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    I don’t think Vintage is the word I would use to describe that kitchen. Filthy or disgusting do come to mind…

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