Patriotic Bed Display

March 9th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Red, white, and blue.  What’s not to love?

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Bedspread

Parking Violations

March 9th, 2012 · 5 Comments

No excuse.

car vehicle parked on front yard lawn instead of driveway bad parking Mesa Arizona home

How can a buyer really see and enjoy the beauty of a driveway if a vehicle is parked on it?  That’s why we parked it on the lawn.

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It’s just easier being closer to the front door.

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Don’t ask me to move it.  I’m too busy texting.

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Please don’t use the front walkway.

car vehicle parked on front yard lawn instead of driveway bad parking Mesa Arizona home

→ 5 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Bad Parking

People Pleasin’

March 8th, 2012 · 5 Comments

Pink and tan?  What an interesting color combination.

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How do we get people out of real estate promotional photos?  If politely asking doesn’t work, about about yelling?

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Now you see her…

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…now you don’t.  So let’s not include the previous photo.

woman lady in real estate promotional photo picture Chandler Arizona home house for sale

→ 5 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Ready For the Fall?

March 8th, 2012 · 4 Comments

That cabinet is about to fall down.  Careful.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Cabinets · Fixer-Upper

Two Sheets To the Wind(ow)

March 7th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Sigh.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

Office Staging Fail

March 7th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Three homes in need of staging due to cluttered offices.

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This one needs help too.

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When we said boxing, we meant boxing all the stuff up.

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→ 6 CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Office/Den · Surprise, AZ Homes · Before & After

Ugly Couches For March

March 6th, 2012 · 10 Comments

Ugly couches submitted for your disapproval from these four Arizona cities.

Representing Mesa.

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Representing Sun City West.

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Representing Chandler.

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Representing Phoenix.

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→ 10 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Chandler, AZ Homes

Trophy Winner

March 6th, 2012 · 1 Comment

They must have won a lot of hockey games.  North Platte, Nebraska.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Collections · Other US Cities

Paint Swipes

March 5th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Swipe some paint on a wall and call it a faux finish treatment.  Reading, Pennsylvania.

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Now throw in a Cincinnati Bengals logo with the swipes.  Gallipolis, Ohio.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Paint · Other US Cities

A Collection of Afghan Blankets

March 5th, 2012 · 5 Comments

One. Two. Three. Four. Five afghan blankets.  Houston, Texas.

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→ 5 CommentsTags: Staging · Afghan Blanket · Other US Cities