Beaded Soap Holder

May 23rd, 2012 · 7 Comments

Here’s a clever way to hold your soap and loofahs.  A beaded bathroom hanging basket. Or are those puka shells?

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I want one.

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Craziness

May 22nd, 2012 · 12 Comments

Thoughts?  Comments?  Suggestions?

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Can’t Keep Them Away

May 22nd, 2012 · 6 Comments

No matter how many times we suggest people-less real estate photos, they still pop up.

The sign says, “Love is mom’s good cookin’.”

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Was the man the model for the chef statue??  He’s wearing glasses too.

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Note the fingers on the man’s face.

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He hasn’t moved at all!  Weekend at Bernie’s???

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“You said clean the kitchen so I mopped the floor.  It’s clean.  What more do you want?!”

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“Good morning.  I wasn’t expecting visitors until 9.  I haven’t had time to straighten up yet.”

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“I don’t know what you want me to do with that pipe.  I still have to repaint the fascia boards.”

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“I’m thinking of getting another satellite dish.”

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→ 6 CommentsTags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Dancing With the Stars Finale Tonight

May 22nd, 2012 · 1 Comment

Who will win the mirror ball trophy tonight on Dancing With the Stars?  William?  Donald? Or Katherine?

These Phoenix home sellers are big fans of Katherine.  They are watching the show again, during the daytime, on a Wednesday (the show airs Monday & Tuesday nights).

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We pan right.  There is Katherine again!  And mirrors on the wall.  Is this an eerie prediction of tonight’s winner???

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No Repairs Needed Here

May 21st, 2012 · 4 Comments

The blue umbrella is a distraction so you won’t notice the gaping hole in the ceiling.  The mirror is supposed to reflect your attention away from the wall.

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Office Clutter

May 21st, 2012 · 4 Comments

Cluttered office in Phoenix.

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Messy office in Mesa, Arizona.

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Another view of this office.  Are there any home staging help books on those shelves?

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These Waterloo, Iowa sellers set up their office in the dining room.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities

Consistently Unfinished

May 21st, 2012 · 7 Comments

Let’s start a project and never finish.

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Easily distracted.

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You can always work on it later.

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Stop when it gets boring.

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Let someone else deal with it.  Who cares?

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Nasty In Nashville

May 20th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Slobs in Nashville, Tennessee.

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Was the carpet really so old that it crumbled?

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→ 6 CommentsTags: Flooring · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Floor Show

May 20th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Buyers will be floored by the floors in this Elkhart, Indiana home.

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Not much better in the kitchen.

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→ 6 CommentsTags: Flooring · Kitchen · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Who Is Sleeping With Justin Bieber?

May 20th, 2012 · 1 Comment

This girl is.  Every night. From Garden City, Kansas.

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