The Hamburglar Strikes Again

May 11th, 2012 · No Comments

The Hamburglar is lurking outside this Mesa, Arizona home.

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Ugly Bed

May 10th, 2012 · 11 Comments

The bed does not convey with the house.  The seller is taking it with him.  We can only hope.

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Bathrooms Not Staged Properly

May 10th, 2012 · 8 Comments

Organized chaos in the bathroom.

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Messy bathroom.

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Please put the toiletries away.  And untuck the shower curtain.  And fold the towel.

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You can’t put a price on beauty.

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Not Quite an Exact Color Match

May 10th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Phoenix foreclosure home tagged with graffiti.  But the cover-up paint doesn’t quite seem to match the wall color very well.

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mismatched paint color cover-up graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

mismatched paint color cover-up graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

mismatched paint color cover-up graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Junk & Tumbleweeds

May 9th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Laveen, Arizona home for sale.

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They’re off their rocker if they think someone else will mop up their mess.

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Evenly distributed.

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Things you normally find in a closet?

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Close-up photo of a tumbleweed.  Thank you.

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Tumbleweeds look cute when they’re rolling in cartoons and movies, but they are completely covered in thorns.  Have fun picking these up.

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tumbleweed ugly back yard bank-owned foreclosure Laveen Arizona home house for sale

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Energizing Paint Colors

May 9th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Meh.

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Professionally Cleaned & Sanitized

May 9th, 2012 · 5 Comments

I showed a new bank-owned listing yesterday.  The toilet had a warning “do not use.”  It also said it was professionally cleaned and sanitized.  I would fire the maid. 

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Don’t worry, we don’t plan to use this dirty toilet.

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Free Bacteria With Purchase

May 8th, 2012 · 11 Comments

It’s hard to imagine that someone lived in a house with such filthy carpet.

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How can you ignore it day after day?

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Wouldn’t you be worried about bacteria and health issues?

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Bugs, germs, bacteria, e coli?

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Hold your nose and don’t breathe when visiting this home.

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White Wash Denim Sponge Paint

May 8th, 2012 · 3 Comments

They didn’t want it to look like real brick, so they sponged it to look like 1990s white wash denim jeans?

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Scottsdale Art Gallery

May 8th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Come see the art installation on display in Scottsdale, Arizona.  It’s called Juxtaposition of Stick Man.

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