The Marlboro Man’s House

July 13th, 2012 · 6 Comments

The Marlboro Man sleeps here.

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Dinner is served.

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His nicotine-stained fingers have smudged the cabinet doors.

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The front of his home.  Welcome.

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Sponged

July 13th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Sponge painted room in Carlsbad, New Mexico.  Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Sponge painted room in Elmira, New York.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities

Hat’s Not Right

July 12th, 2012 · No Comments

Selling your home?  Please put away the baseball caps and hats.  They shouldn’t hang over the bed.  [Phoenix]

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She saw it in a home decorating magazine and thought it was cute.  [Florence, Arizona]

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It’s not like they’re worth a lot of money or considered art.  [Laveen, Arizona]

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Arranged nicely, yes, but…

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They hung the baseball caps from the ceiling.  [Keene, New Hampshire]

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The Freedom To Paint How You Like

July 12th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Do whatever you want with paint, and buyers will do whatever they want with offers.

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Paint can brighten up a room or …

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Finishing touches needed.

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They Can’t Handle the Roof

July 12th, 2012 · No Comments

Time for a new roof.

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It’s So Hot Outside!

July 11th, 2012 · 2 Comments

111 degrees in Phoenix yesterday.  100+ degrees across the country.  Yuk.  Time to cool off in a swimming pool.

Dive in and feel refreshed.

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This pool comes with a floating lounge!!

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

What the Fs?

July 11th, 2012 · 4 Comments

We’ve made it a point to not curse or use crude language on this blog.  Today, however, this photo forces our hand.  How could we pass this up?

What are the Fs doing here?

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Redesigned Kitchen Cabinets

July 11th, 2012 · 9 Comments

Bored of your kitchen cabinets?  Let’s take a look at different options.

Add some shelf paper!

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Create a peaceful kitchen.

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Invisible cabinet doors!  It’s a new trend.

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See?  It is a new trend.

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Paint colorful stripes as seen in a Garden City, Kansas home.  Looks cool, but I don’t like the square pieces under the knobs.

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Home Staging Intervention Needed

July 10th, 2012 · 6 Comments

When told that kitchen counters should be cleared off when selling, these Glendale, Arizona sellers listened.

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The kitchen drawers were too full?

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Only guns are safe in this office.  Good luck getting out that window in case of fire.

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They were also told to make their bed when selling.  They listened.

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The living room is starting to fill up.

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They enclosed the patio in order to store more stuff.

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→ 6 CommentsTags: Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Kitchen · Office/Den

Trophies

July 10th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Is this what they mean by a door prize?  [Arizona City, Arizona]

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Best fireplace staging winner.  [Camden, New Jersey]

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