Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

Arm’s Length Transaction

June 29th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Seller’s arm.

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Another seller’s arm.

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And another seller’s arm.

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This seller is making a grab for some water.

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Tags: Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Kitchen · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

Indoor Swimming Pool

June 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

One of our readers commented on yesterday’s dirty swimming pool post and said he’d like an indoor pool if he bought a house in Phoenix. Well, Felix, your wish has been granted! Here’s a home with an indoor pool! You weren’t specific enough about the size and condition and quality and installation.

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The sellers should have cleared off the counter and sink in the kitchen before selling.

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And cleared off the stove.

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And cleared off the floor. Good grief.

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This room could use some attention too. Perhaps by the person standing on the left with the Nike sneakers.

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Hey, lazy bones, get up and help the lady clear out everything on the patio.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

A Mammoth Problem

June 3rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

Vandalized and trashed home in Mammoth, Arizona.

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Ugly couch, damaged walls, ceiling missing, person to the right…

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Possible water damage? Puckered paint.

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Free toilet and shade trees.

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Tags: Back Yard · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Roof · Vandalism & Theft · Window

The Kids Don’t Belong In the Pictures

May 11th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Children or adults or pets should not be in real estate promotional photos.

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Please ask them to leave the room when taking photos.

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The focus should be on the house, not the child.

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2nd photo too many.

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3rd photo too many.

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Tags: Glendale, AZ Homes · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

Bathroom Photography Fail

April 26th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Bad real estate photography of a bathroom.

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A slight improvement but still bad.

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Getting better but still not acceptable.

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Sigh. You would assume a photography with a tripod would know better.

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Palm Sunday

April 9th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is Palm Sunday. Two real estate photographers are celebrating by exposing their palms to potential buyers.

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Please don’t let them take photos on National Colonoscopy Day.

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · People In Photos · Peoria, AZ Homes · Poor Photography

Honey, Stop the Car!

April 6th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Your home search wish list: 3 bedrooms, basement, large yard. This home meets all your needs.

First bedroom.

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The 2nd bedroom.

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And the 3rd bedroom. So far, it meets your search criteria.

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Large soaking tub. Great.

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And a basement!!

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Fenced yard.

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This house has two water heaters.

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Lots of space along the side. Looking good so far.

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And a big back yard too?! Perfection.

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Plus two travel trailers?! It doesn’t get any better than this.

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Tags: Back Yard · Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Curb Appeal · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes

Feeling Partially Blue

March 31st, 2017 · 1 Comment

Somewhat blue bedroom walls.

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Another messy bedroom.

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And another disorganized bedroom, ‘though slightly better.

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Another view.

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And then the kitchen.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Paint · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

Houston Humdinger

March 26th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Houston, Texas home. Weed eater in the left corner. TV is on. Fishing poles.

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As we pan to the right, we see dirty walls and doors.

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Living room and dining area. The custom window drapes will stay with the house.

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Master Chef Junior candidate entering the kitchen.

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Family room.

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Check out the ceiling in the bathroom.

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Dirty walls and clutter in the hallway.

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Another bedroom.

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Fresh paint needed.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography