Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

man person sitting in recliner chair big giant TV television real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

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He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

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“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

man person standing kitchen real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

“I can’t get out.”

woman lady person in wheelchair staring at back door window real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

We can see you.

woman lady person standing on back patio real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

man person standing at back door flowers real estate promotional photo picture Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale

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No One Will Notice

December 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sponges should be for cleaning, not for wall paint.  Thank you.

cluttered kitchen amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Not enough storage space in the kitchen?

cluttered kitchen dining room amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

First impressions when you enter the house?

cluttered living room furniture too big poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Maybe Spider-Man will save the day.

cluttered bedroom Spider-Man blanket used as curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There are two kids on the bed.

cluttered bedroom two young kids children on bed poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Organized chaos.

cluttered bedroom red curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There’s a lot to Gain by Tide-ying up this laundry room.

cluttered laundry room poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

The seller is going over the home’s upgrades and improvements with potential buyers.

two women ladies one man people in real estate photo picture back yard BBQ Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Back Yard · People In Photos

Car Crash

December 3rd, 2014 · 3 Comments

He was texting while driving, saw the school bus, swerved, and crashed.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Toys · People In Photos

Creative Paint Designs

December 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Patriotic in Lake City, Florida.

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Green flag and the checkered flag.  Vroom.

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She sponge painted over wallpaper!  Clever idea.

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It could be many things.

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Tags: Carpet · Bathroom · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Naughty Or Nice

November 29th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can concentrate on Christmas.

Hey, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?  Let’s ask the person sitting on the recliner chair.

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo TV television is on San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale

She’s writing up her Christmas wish list.

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These two kids are watching TV too.

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He’s been a naughty boy.  Why?  Hardly any toys.

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“More toys for me, Santa.”

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Eloy Arizona home house for sale

“Do I get more gifts if I dance?”

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Eloy Arizona home house for sale

He just placed his letter to Santa Claus in the mailbox.

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Pine Arizona home house for sale

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The Elaine Dance

November 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

We have a real treat for you today.  We found Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes’ doppelganger in Eloy, Arizona.  Yep, this lady is doing The Elaine Dance!!

cluttered back yard patio dirt no landscaping woman person in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale

When you put this lady next to Elaine Benes, the resemblance is uncanny!!

woman lady person dancing just like Elaine Benes on Seinfeld doppelganger in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale     141114i.jpg

If you want to see the Elaine Dance, check out the “The Little Kicks” episode of Seinfeld.  Or Elaine’s Dance or The Elaine Dance on YouTube.

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Tags: Landscaping · Clutter · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

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An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

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Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

woman's person's arm hand in real estate photo picture dog Peoria Arizona home house for sale

And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

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And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

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Double the fun.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Help Needed

November 3rd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Peoria, Arizona short sale.

pink bathroom walls white paint dots circles plunger toilet seat shower curtain Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Staging assistance needed, please.

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Another guy’s computer desk with bottle of lotion and toilet paper handy.

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Quick.  Buy some closet doors and throw everything inside before buyers arrive.

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At least she covered up the face on the Justin Bieber poster.

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This bedroom is half tidy.

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Why did they remove the rug?  Buyers might have thought that was the normal color of the carpet.

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The pink fabric vertical blinds complement the wallpaper border.

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The wallpaper border in the kitchen is birdhouses but they look like outhouses.  Did you see the neon green plastic pumpkin too?

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Before dining room, with furniture.

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After dining room.  Maybe they’d better bring back the furniture to cover up the walls.

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The master bedroom.  Complete with princess blanket used as a curtain.

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This is a house with young children and yet the floor fan does not have a protective grille.

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What happened to the flooring?

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Looking the opposite direction shows more of the flooring problem.

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It could have looked worse.

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They gave up on the paint.

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This photo was taken many months before Halloween.

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The patio is surprisingly clear of clutter.  Now to work on the peeling paint.

back patio ceiling peeling paint Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Safety Issue · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Family Photos · Toys · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

Real Estate Selfies

October 20th, 2014 · 4 Comments

The body language (arms crossed) tells us this seller is not lifting another finger to tidy up the house.  How nice.  [Thank you, Elsbeth, for sending us this photo.]

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Proud lady is wearing pearls, while her devoted dog waits patiently for a pat on the head.

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Her husband sits quietly in the next room.  There’s another dog.

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She’s waiting for the photographer to leave so she can use the toilet!!

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Hopefully he’s a landscape architect with plans to spruce up the curb appeal.

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Future real estate agent.  He’s pointing out the features of this Seaford, Delaware home.

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There’s a Drought In California

October 12th, 2014 · 3 Comments

It’s so dry in California, even the weeds are dead.  But there’s just enough water to keep the flowers alive in front.  The flowers add a welcoming touch for buyers.  [Coarsegold, California]

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Weeds · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities · People In Photos