Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

Couch Surfing

July 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

More ugly couches were found this week.  Enjoy!

Talk about flair.  It has wings.

ugly couch sofa Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Notice the reflection in the TV.

ugly couch sofa Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

A true delight.

ugly couch sofa Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Red velvet.

ugly couch sofa red velvet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · People In Photos

Humans

July 6th, 2016 · No Comments

We continue to see people show up in real estate promotional photos.

I guess a grilled sandwich is not an option right now.

person man woman in real estate photo picture standing in kitchen sandwich Glendale Arizona home house for sale

“Hey! I haven’t finished organizing the garage yet.”

person woman in real estate photo picture cluttered messy garage Tempe Arizona home house for sale

“Where’s my horse?”

person bow-legged woman in real estate photo picture patio Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Can we call him a blind man?

person man in real estate photo picture installing window vertical blinds slats Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“I have my golf club by the front door in case an intruder comes in.”

person woman in real estate photo picture Arizona City home house for sale

Culottes are making a comeback.

person woman in real estate photo picture wearing denim culottes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Panda Express Yourself

June 26th, 2016 · 8 Comments

We didn’t make this up.  To help sell a home in Spring, Texas, a person dressed up as a panda.  Yes, these are actual real estate marketing photos.

person dressed up as a panda sitting on toilet bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At least she/he washed her/his hands after going using the toilet.

person dressed up as a panda washing hands bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At a different bathroom.

person dressed up as a panda standing by sink bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Splish, splash, she’s taking a bath!

person dressed up as a panda taking a bath bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Cookin’ up some interest in the kitchen.

person dressed up as a panda standing in kitchen real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Why don’t you join me in bed?  I’ll do anything for a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda lying in bed bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Looking for other plushies on-line.

person dressed up as a panda sitting at desk bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“I’ll go the extra mile to get a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda walking on treadmill bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“We’re having bamboo again?!!?!”

person dressed up as a panda sitting at table dining room real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Come and knock on our door.  We’ll be waiting for you.  Where the kisses are his and hers and hers…”

person dressed up as a panda sitting on front porch real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Kids Are On Summer Vacation

June 15th, 2016 · No Comments

School’s out for summer!  And the kids are showing up in real estate photos.

She’s showing off her home’s landscaping.

little girl person in real estate photo front driveway dirt yard Avondale Arizona home house for sale

This girl is the Vanna White of real estate.  She is showing the room to buyers.

little girl person in real estate photo bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale

Now she’s looking pensive.

little girl person in real estate photo bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale

This girl says, “Can I go out and play now?  It’s my vacation.”

little girl person in real estate photo family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · People In Photos

Flag Day

June 14th, 2016 · No Comments

Today is Flag Day.  Time to display the American flag.  Properly, that is.  The blue field is supposed to be in the top left.  Hey, you, on the right side of the photo.  Fix the flag.  Thank you.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward patio NASCAR stickers on refrigerator Mesa Arizona home house for sale

Same goes for you too, buddy.  Fix it.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward front window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

American pride.

American flag on display in kitchen trash cans bottled water jugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Young patriots.

American flag on display in cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Old patriot.

American flag on display I am retired too sign front yard Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

Short Sale Example

May 31st, 2016 · 3 Comments

There are currently only 277 active short sale listings in the Phoenix metro area.  Thank goodness.  Here’s an example.

Take her.  The dog is begging, “Forget her.  Take me!”

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom dog pet on bed take her on TV short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Let’s back out of this cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Into another cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

And another one.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The drawer front is missing.

drawer front missing in cluttered bathroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The kid is not peeing.  He’s looking at something.  What is it?

cluttered bathroom little boy looking at baby chickens chicks short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

It’s baby chickens!!  With a short sale, you never want to count your chickens before they’re hatched.  The bank has to approve the offer.

cluttered bathroom baby chickens chicks heat lamp short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Over in the family room, it looks like the sellers have security cameras set up.  In case someone dares to steal their stuff.

cluttered disorganized messy family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

We pan to the right.

cluttered disorganized messy family room kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Deep fryer in the kitchen.

kitchen dirty cabinets door deep fat fryer popcorn maker short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Dinner is served.  Somewhere.

cluttered disorganized messy dining room table short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Bonus room.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

They included a photo at a higher viewpoint.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Personal belongings and toys take priority over the fireplace.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room fireplace short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The covered patio is a great place to entertain guests.

cluttered disorganized messy junky covered patio back yard short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

This yard might have a swimming pool.

cluttered disorganized messy junky back yard dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Well, at least it hasn’t turned green yet.

neglected dead leaves debris dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Fireplace · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dining Room · Back Yard · Toys · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

TV Upfronts 2016

May 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The upfronts are where the major television companies promote their new shows for the fall season.  The following TVs are very upfront in these homes.

TV television set is on Steve Martin Roxanne Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Will any of these homes for sale be cancelled because buyers did not like the TV being on?

TV television set is on rocket mortgage Queen Creek Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The kid likes watching movies about sad trains.  Choo choo goes boo hoo.

TV television set is on Thomas Railroad train Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Because photos like this sell homes!

TV television set is on TBS Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Let’s hope the fireplace doesn’t get too hot or else the TV will melt.  [Thank you to our reader who sent this Los Lunas, New Mexico photo]

TV television set is on top of fireplace Los Lunas New Mexico home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Very Interesting

May 5th, 2016 · 6 Comments

A creative person added lots of flair to her/his kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A lot of time and attention was invested here.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Each tile and tile shard was placed with care.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Who doesn’t like flowers?

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A one-of-a-kind kitchen.

amateur random mosaic tile pattern back splash cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Different things going on in the living room.

cluttered living room poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The dog is mad because the birds get to have all the toilet paper.

cluttered room toilet paper bird cages dog pets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The house also includes a guest house.  And more clutter.

cluttered guest house tenant renter person man Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house kitchen features a built-in microwave.

guest house kitchen grease greasy dirty microwave Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The guest house bedroom has custom window blinds and an extra closet.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds portable closet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

The seller will replace the ceiling fan with a full price offer.

guest house dirty filthy bedroom window blinds damaged ceiling fan bed Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Lots of storage in the guest house.

guest house storage room cluttered Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Cleaning products are for display only.

guest house dirty unclean bathroom toilet Phoenix Arizona home for sale real estate photo

Vintage furnace.  From 1960?

vintage original old outdated heating system furnace Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling Fan · People In Photos

Mirror Reflection Solution!

April 29th, 2016 · No Comments

Taking photos in bathrooms can be challenging.  It’s hard to hide yourself from reflecting in a mirror.  The solution:  open the medicine cabinet door and hide behind it!  Brilliant!!

poor bad amateur real estate photography hiding behind medicine cabinet door bathroom Glendale Arizona home house

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Tags: Bathroom · Glendale, AZ Homes · Poor Photography · People In Photos

Bathroom

April 25th, 2016 · 5 Comments

It is what it is.  Buyer have an idea about what is is.

messy chaotic disorganized bathroom too many items toiletries on counter Phoenix Arizona home house

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · People In Photos