Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

Houston Humdinger

March 26th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Houston, Texas home. Weed eater in the left corner. TV is on. Fishing poles.

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As we pan to the right, we see dirty walls and doors.

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Living room and dining area. The custom window drapes will stay with the house.

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Master Chef Junior candidate entering the kitchen.

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Family room.

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Check out the ceiling in the bathroom.

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Dirty walls and clutter in the hallway.

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Another bedroom.

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Fresh paint needed.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

The Ghost of Grandma

March 5th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Our reader Pamala sent us these photos from a Eugene, Oregon home. She has eagle eyes; she spotted a person’s reflection in the door’s window.

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She wonders if it’s a ghost or if Grandma was locked out of the house.

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Tags: Other US Cities · People In Photos

Peeping Tom In Copenhagen

February 19th, 2017 · 2 Comments

If you rent this airbnb condo in Copenhagen, Denmark, be sure to close the curtains!

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There’s a neighborhood Peeping Tom!!!

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Tags: Other International Cities · People In Photos · Poor Photography

Pink Floyd’s Inspiration

January 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. What? No dark sarcasm?

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Repairs

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Boogie Nights

December 4th, 2016 · 1 Comment

He’s really diggin’ for nuggets! Thank you to one of our readers for sending these Pendleton, Oregon house photos.

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Here’s Dad enjoying some fast food. A dog is there too.

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Now we see Dad, two dogs, and a baby.

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Tags: Bedroom · Dining Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Can’t Get It Right

November 8th, 2016 · No Comments

Poor photographer. He’s looking down, not realizing he’s in the mirror.

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In the next bathroom, he did the same thing again: Look down and shoot.

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And then again for good measure, this time with the lights off.

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This last time, he aimed lower. And yet the seller still approved posting all four real estate photos for the public to see, instead of demanding the photographer take new photos (or hiring another photographer).

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography