Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 6 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Boogie Nights

December 4th, 2016 · 1 Comment

He’s really diggin’ for nuggets! Thank you to one of our readers for sending these Pendleton, Oregon house photos.

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Here’s Dad enjoying some fast food. A dog is there too.

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Now we see Dad, two dogs, and a baby.

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Tags: Bedroom · Dining Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Can’t Get It Right

November 8th, 2016 · No Comments

Poor photographer. He’s looking down, not realizing he’s in the mirror.

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In the next bathroom, he did the same thing again: Look down and shoot.

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And then again for good measure, this time with the lights off.

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This last time, he aimed lower. And yet the seller still approved posting all four real estate photos for the public to see, instead of demanding the photographer take new photos (or hiring another photographer).

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Reflections On Reflections

September 26th, 2016 · No Comments

There are certain real estate photographers who aren’t very clever. Or at least clever enough to stay out of the mirror’s reflection. This photographer is smiling.

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Halfway gone from the photo. Nice try.

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At least this photographer kept his face and body out of the reflection.

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If he had stood in the corner on his right…

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Thank you for wearing sunglasses. I didn’t have to block out your eyes to protect your identity.

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Tags: Bathroom · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Before & After Home Remodeling

August 20th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Before Dining Room.  This house was sold as a short sale.  It took 313 days for it to sell.  Not very short, was it?  An investor paid $95,000.

before after renovation remodeling project dining room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Dining Room.  Once renovated, the house sold for $152,000.

before after renovation remodeling project dining room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Family Room.

before after renovation remodeling project family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Family Room.

before after renovation remodeling project family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Living Room.

before after renovation remodeling project living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Living Room.

before after renovation remodeling project living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Bedroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Bedroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Bedroom 2.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Bedroom 3.  Not the same bedroom as the photo above.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Before Front of House.

before after renovation remodeling project front exterior Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

After Front of House.

before after renovation remodeling project front exterior Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Before & After · Curb Appeal · Family Room · Kitchen · Living Room · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Remodeling

Same Owner For 40 Years

August 15th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The seller has lived here for 40 years.  There are a lot of items for the dog to sniff.

cluttered messy disorganized chaotic garage dog pet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The bottle of bleach has not been used yet in the bathroom.

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Not so messy or dirty in this bathroom.

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Hidden toilet paper dispenser?

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They needed to remove the old carpet.

old carpet removed bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I kinda want to see what the carpet was like.

old carpet removed bedroom woman person Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Original kitchen with What-A-Burger orange counters.

cluttered old orginal outdated kitchen orange Formica counter tops Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

The renovation trend nowadays is to eliminate hanging kitchen cabinets.

cluttered old orginal outdated kitchen orange Formica counter tops Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Garage or Carport · Kitchen · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes

Couch Surfing

July 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

More ugly couches were found this week.  Enjoy!

Talk about flair.  It has wings.

ugly couch sofa Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Notice the reflection in the TV.

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A true delight.

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Red velvet.

ugly couch sofa red velvet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Humans

July 6th, 2016 · No Comments

We continue to see people show up in real estate promotional photos.

I guess a grilled sandwich is not an option right now.

person man woman in real estate photo picture standing in kitchen sandwich Glendale Arizona home house for sale

“Hey! I haven’t finished organizing the garage yet.”

person woman in real estate photo picture cluttered messy garage Tempe Arizona home house for sale

“Where’s my horse?”

person bow-legged woman in real estate photo picture patio Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Can we call him a blind man?

person man in real estate photo picture installing window vertical blinds slats Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“I have my golf club by the front door in case an intruder comes in.”

person woman in real estate photo picture Arizona City home house for sale

Culottes are making a comeback.

person woman in real estate photo picture wearing denim culottes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Glendale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Panda Express Yourself

June 26th, 2016 · 8 Comments

We didn’t make this up.  To help sell a home in Spring, Texas, a person dressed up as a panda.  Yes, these are actual real estate marketing photos.

person dressed up as a panda sitting on toilet bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At least she/he washed her/his hands after going using the toilet.

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At a different bathroom.

person dressed up as a panda standing by sink bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Splish, splash, she’s taking a bath!

person dressed up as a panda taking a bath bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Cookin’ up some interest in the kitchen.

person dressed up as a panda standing in kitchen real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Why don’t you join me in bed?  I’ll do anything for a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda lying in bed bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Looking for other plushies on-line.

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“I’ll go the extra mile to get a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda walking on treadmill bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“We’re having bamboo again?!!?!”

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“Come and knock on our door.  We’ll be waiting for you.  Where the kisses are his and hers and hers…”

person dressed up as a panda sitting on front porch real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

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Tags: Other US Cities · People In Photos · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Kids Are On Summer Vacation

June 15th, 2016 · No Comments

School’s out for summer!  And the kids are showing up in real estate photos.

She’s showing off her home’s landscaping.

little girl person in real estate photo front driveway dirt yard Avondale Arizona home house for sale

This girl is the Vanna White of real estate.  She is showing the room to buyers.

little girl person in real estate photo bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale

Now she’s looking pensive.

little girl person in real estate photo bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale

This girl says, “Can I go out and play now?  It’s my vacation.”

little girl person in real estate photo family room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Family Photos · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes