Entries Tagged as 'People In Photos'

Budding New Real Estate Agent

January 9th, 2015 · 4 Comments

You must be at least 18 years old to be a real estate agent in Arizona.  But you’re never too young to be a wannabe agent.  This kid’s got a knack for selling homes!  He’s stamping down the ground after installing the for sale sign by himself.

young boy kid person in real estate photo picture front of Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

He’s already taking buyers to see the house!

young boy kid person in real estate photo picture front porch entry Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

He’s pointing out the features of the home.

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This kid’s got a bright future in real estate!

young boy kid person in real estate photo picture ugly green carpet patio hot tub spa fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Carpet · Pool & Spa · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper · People In Photos

Merry Christmas!!

December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve knick-knacks dangling,

wind chimes bird houses knick-knacks hanging on back patio Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eleven hats a hanging,

eleven baseball caps hats hanging on wall display bedroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Ten trophies winning,

ten trophies on display broken desk Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Nine dogs a barking,

nine little dogs boy on tricycle back yard cluttered patio Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eight vacuum cleaners,

eight vacuum cleaners on display in one bedroom San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Seven masks a posing,

seven masks on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Six curtains knotted,

six knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Five garden beds…

five raised garden beds weeds back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Four fuzzy dice,

2Pac poster 4 four fuzzy dice deer blanket as window curtain cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Three red tongues,

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Two turtles dead,

two turtles on window sill dirty ugly mop bad roof broken window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a green chair near a fish tank.

green child's kid's chair next to fish tank dart board stained dirty carpet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Merry Christmas!

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats

Merry Christmas Eve!

December 24th, 2014 · No Comments

Hurry!  There’s still time to put up the Christmas tree!

unfinished artificial Christmas tree not decorated or put together Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Tiniest Christmas gifts ever?

tiny small Christmas gifts under the tree boy child kid stockings Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This Mesa, Arizona home has no Christmas gifts.

Christmas tree on display Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The stockings were all hung with care in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

Christmas stockings wreath on display Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

man person sitting in recliner chair big giant TV television real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

man person standing behind photographer toilet seat up bathroom real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

man woman person standing front yard real estate promotional photo picture Avondale Arizona homes houses for sale

“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

man person standing kitchen real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

“I can’t get out.”

woman lady person in wheelchair staring at back door window real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

We can see you.

woman lady person standing on back patio real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

man person standing at back door flowers real estate promotional photo picture Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale

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No One Will Notice

December 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sponges should be for cleaning, not for wall paint.  Thank you.

cluttered kitchen amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Not enough storage space in the kitchen?

cluttered kitchen dining room amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

First impressions when you enter the house?

cluttered living room furniture too big poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Maybe Spider-Man will save the day.

cluttered bedroom Spider-Man blanket used as curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There are two kids on the bed.

cluttered bedroom two young kids children on bed poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Organized chaos.

cluttered bedroom red curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There’s a lot to Gain by Tide-ying up this laundry room.

cluttered laundry room poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

The seller is going over the home’s upgrades and improvements with potential buyers.

two women ladies one man people in real estate photo picture back yard BBQ Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Back Yard · People In Photos

Car Crash

December 3rd, 2014 · 3 Comments

He was texting while driving, saw the school bus, swerved, and crashed.

little boy child toddler in play car fell over crashed school bus TV television is on Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Toys · People In Photos

Creative Paint Designs

December 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Patriotic in Lake City, Florida.

patriotic red white blue jagged stripes painted on bedroom wall over the top Lake City Florida stuffed animals home house for sale

Green flag and the checkered flag.  Vroom.

checkerboard pattern black white paint on bedroom wall green carpet Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

She sponge painted over wallpaper!  Clever idea.

ugly amateur sponge paint pastel pink colors bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

It could be many things.

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Tags: Carpet · Bathroom · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Naughty Or Nice

November 29th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can concentrate on Christmas.

Hey, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?  Let’s ask the person sitting on the recliner chair.

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo TV television is on San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale

She’s writing up her Christmas wish list.

little girl child kid person in real estate promotional photo Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

These two kids are watching TV too.

little girl boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo watching TV Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

He’s been a naughty boy.  Why?  Hardly any toys.

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“More toys for me, Santa.”

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Eloy Arizona home house for sale

“Do I get more gifts if I dance?”

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Eloy Arizona home house for sale

He just placed his letter to Santa Claus in the mailbox.

little boy child kid person in real estate promotional photo Pine Arizona home house for sale

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The Elaine Dance

November 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

We have a real treat for you today.  We found Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes’ doppelganger in Eloy, Arizona.  Yep, this lady is doing The Elaine Dance!!

cluttered back yard patio dirt no landscaping woman person in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale

When you put this lady next to Elaine Benes, the resemblance is uncanny!!

woman lady person dancing just like Elaine Benes on Seinfeld doppelganger in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale     141114i.jpg

If you want to see the Elaine Dance, check out the “The Little Kicks” episode of Seinfeld.  Or Elaine’s Dance or The Elaine Dance on YouTube.

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Tags: Landscaping · Clutter · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

man's person's arm in real estate photo picture pumpkin Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture ugly window drapes curtains Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

woman's person's arm hand in real estate photo picture dog Peoria Arizona home house for sale

And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture purse rack collection Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

woman's person's backside rearend butt in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Double the fun.

woman's person's backside rearend butt behind in real estate photo picture Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos