Playboy bedspread in a Lubbock, Texas home. Plus baby crib and swing. Is mom a role model or a pole model? When the child gets married, the dollar dance will take on an entirely new meaning.
Entries Tagged as 'Bedspread'
July 19th, 2015 · No Comments
July 4th, 2015 · No Comments
USA! USA! USA!
She’s giving the flag a two finger salute.
Enjoy the holiday, everyone.
June 16th, 2015 · No Comments
The seller left her clothes on (the bed).
Or do you prefer it when she takes her clothes off (the bed)?
May 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment
cheap inexpensive way to cover your windows: add a $5 blanket you bought on the street corner!
SpongeBob SquarePants! They need to change their air conditioning filter; look at the dust coming out of the vent!
They’re missing a dog. Shouldn’t it be Three Dog Night instead?
Horsefeathers! It’s sideways!
May 13th, 2015 · No Comments
But can they save this listing from being ignored by buyers?
April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment
It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling. And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.
Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets. Or a bra on the bed. Or wolf bedspreads.
Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains. Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.
Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows. And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.
Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window. And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.
Please turn off the TV.
Please remove the dogs.
Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter. And unknot the curtains.
Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.
April 6th, 2015 · No Comments
Hats off to the new baseball season that starts today. These Surprise, Arizona sellers have taken a lot of hats off for their favorite team, the Boston Red Sox.
They also like the New England Patriots.
Another Boston Red Sox fan??!? This one hails from Avondale, Arizona.
Arizona Diamondbacks fan in El Mirage, Arizona.
Another Diamondbacks fan in Glendale, Arizona.
This Phoenix seller loves the Chicago Cubs.
Another Cubs fan in Casa Grande, Arizona.
April 3rd, 2015 · No Comments
This home’s kitchen does offer cabinet space and counter space.
I love U too. Now clean up your room!
USA! USA! USA!
Knotted curtain! Made of plastic?
Another knotted curtain! Christmas tree was still up when the house was listed on January 15.
That little shed is for the water heater.
March 24th, 2015 · 5 Comments
Another quality short sale!
The owners are hoping the bank will let them sell it for less than what they owe.
Therefore, you would think the sellers would present their home in the best possible way.
After all, they are asking a huge favor from their bank.
Has little Susie been eating the wallpaper again?
The nicest room in the house.
Dirty bathroom. Why would the bank be motivated to forgive their debt?
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March 12th, 2015 · No Comments
Lion in bed, literally.