More like bridle sweet! Horse blanket in a bedroom.
More like bridle sweet! Horse blanket in a bedroom.
A log cabin in the desert. 1971 Sun City, Arizona home with vintage original wall mural. Classic.
Blame this home’s chaos on the Minions! What other explanation could there be?
Marissa’s door has a lot of a-peel.
Here’s another view of her bedroom.
Another cluttered bedroom.
There seems to be a cat on top of the shelves in the corner.
What happened to this sink?!!?
Cluttered dining room. Too bad the vacuum can’t suck out everything.
Unfinished paint project too.
Will buyers think, “Don’t the sellers care?”
Save, save, save. Hoard, hoard, hoard.
(and another sigh)
September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrr, matey. Check out this pirate themed bedroom.
When inanimate objects are given human characteristics, we call it anthropomorphism. Here are 3 examples in real estate photos.
This Mesa, Arizona home’s exterior is made of stucco, which is falling apart. It created a toothless old man smiling face at the bottom of the photo. See it?
The crease in the bedspread is the smiling mouth and the pillows are the eyes in this Sun City, Arizona bedroom.
The windows resemble eyes looking to its right. The garage door can be the mouth. [Peoria, Arizona]
These Sun City West, Arizona sellers must have really upset the Godfather: there are TWO horse heads in their bed!!
They have quite the toy car collection. Plus an oil lamp!! And what looks to be like blue bloomers hung on a laundry line across the window.
It pays to be trendy. Especially with bedspreads. How about these four styles?
He’s a real stallion in bed!
This bedspread is pure Nirvana.
Johnny Reb lives here.
There are so many treats for you to see with this Mesa, Arizona home. Click on each photo to expand.
Home purchased for $300,000 in 2007. Sold recently as a short sale for $145,000. In this condition.
That’s quite a collection of stuffed bears. And a gun collection too! And a safe. And a 1990s valance with pastel colors. Sure looks like a 1980s vintage Apple computer (see the reflection in the mirror). A 1970s waterbed frame & headboard.
More stuffed animals in the next bedroom. Plus jugs of water (the bears get thirsty!). And a stethoscope (because?). And dream catchers. And fuzzy dice!! So many fun things to see.
In the master bedroom, the bed is on concrete blocks!!! Check out the dust on the ceiling fan blades!! Arm pad is missing from the chair. Ugly window.
And in this bedroom, Spider Man is wearing a cowboy hat! Arizona Cardinals football bedspread and other items. And then there’s a Denver Broncos football blanket as a window curtain.
In the family room, at least 9 persons can sit comfortably. The towels helps absorb moisture; it gets hot in Mesa. Prescription bottles on the left and right sides of the photo.
How many bedrooms does this house have??! An unmade bed. That weight bench seat looks like it’s cardboard.
And a room converted to a bedroom. No wonder they have so many chairs and sofas. Please note the bottle of rum on the dresser. And then the bottle of whiskey next to the Sugar Pops cereal box and the skull!!
There’s seating for six persons out back.
Tags: Staging · Family Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Back Yard · Rugs · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Window · Ceiling Fan · Hall of Shame - Ugly Décor · Weapons & Firearms · Bedspread
Today is the Fourth of July. Americans are celebrating their independence. And sellers are displaying their patriotism in various manners.
American citizens have the right to clutter their homes. Although not recommended when selling.
What’s more patriotic than the American flag, the Harley Davidson eagle, a gnome statue, and a chihuahua dog?
You have the right to wipe your hands on the American flag.
Even their waterbed’s headboard lights are patriotic. Blue light bulb and a red light bulb!
Leather curtains are hot. Literally.
The photographer’s shaky hands meant we didn’t have to blur out all the faces from the dozens of family photos. Thank you!
They think of the stars and stripes when they use Head & Shoulders.
Happy 237th birthday, America!
Two stars are missing.
In America, you have the right to display Aunt Jemima/Mammy dolls in your family room. And own a cat. [State College, Pennsylvania]
In America, you have the right to display the Confederate flag too. [Kirksville, Missouri]
As American as mom, apple pie, and baseball. [Olean, New York]
Happy Fourth of July! [Lancaster, Ohio]
Captain Spaulding welcomes you to this home. [That’s a Captain Spaulding mask from Rob Zombie’s Devil’s Rejects movie]
This is Michael’s room.
This is a short sale in Mesa, Arizona.
One fan blade.
Buyers will be fired up over this house.
Once buyers visit this house, they can’t leave. Literally.
Boozin’ in the bedroom.
Gears of War & Scarface are featured here.
No sunlight allowed here.
Combination dining room and office.
More family photos.
Tags: Staging · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dolls · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Ceiling Fan · Bedspread · Art