Ugly House Photos

Trenton, New Jersey home.  Doubtful it can be saved.  You’ll see why.

But first, the mess inside.  Holy tornado!

The kitchen!  What??!!

What happened to the ceiling?!!?!

The living room!!!

The attic!!

Here’s the outside of the house.  The house has already started tearing itself down for us.  Wow!  When they say there’s been a shift in the market, they’re not kidding!

Unsafe!  The roof collapsed!

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Is this a loft in the Sistene Chapel or an attic bedroom in a Cadillac, Michigan home?  Justin Bieber poster.  You heard about his recent visit on the Letterman Show? (a talk show).  He referred to the Sistene Chapel as the Sixteenth Chapel.  He’s Canadian, you know 

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Lots of posters and papers pinned to the walls of this Saco, Maine attic bedroom.  Where’s the Justin Bieber poster?

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Imagine visiting this Dutch home and being confronted by a life-sized soldier holding two guns!!

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An attic in a Wausau, Wisconsin home.  Looks like it’s untouched since January 1957.

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You’ll notice this Frederick, Maryland home has some issues with cooling.  Two window air conditioners and a window fan to start with.  Keep count of the fans in this house.

Junior’s room features a scary gas mask blanket used as a curtain.  We see a window air conditioner plus THREE fans.

TWO fans in this cluttered room, whatever it is.  Bedroom?  Family room?

TWO fans in the attic.

The only room in the house without a fan is the living room.  Lots of family photos.

Odd location for a gas stove.  If you fall down the stairs…

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For those of us old timers, we remember when shag carpet was very popular.  You had to rake the carpet, seriously, to keep it looking fresh.  Here’s some delightfully green shag carpet in a Springfield, Ohio attic.  And it’s freshly raked!  The ceiling looks terrible.  Is that mold?

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New TV show, we swear, for 2011:  CSI: Buffalo

Episode 1:
Crime Scene 1:  Back patio
Barbie, Ken, Skipper, and Kelly discovered dead.  Unknown cause of death.

Scene 2:  Attic
Two more female bodies discovered dead (identified as Krissy & Stacie).  Unknown cause of death.

Scene 3:  Front porch
Lab analysis of peeled paint reveals lead-based paint.  All victims tested and found to have high levels of lead in their bodies.  Cause of death:  lead poisoning from ingesting too much paint.  If only these Buffalo sellers had properly removed the poisonous paint and repainted the porch railing.

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Someone thought orange faux paint stripes looked cool.

This seller patched the walls but forgot to paint over it before selling.

This seller didn’t care about how it looked.  Or how clean it is.

The moon and the stars at this Scottsbluff, Nebraska home’s attic.

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Springtime flowery wallpaper and ugly pink carpet in Bangor, Maine.

More flowery wallpaper and old blue carpet in the next room.

Pretty.  Awful.

Dirty carpet.

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