Ugly House Photos

We’ll take you on a journey through four homes with artistic walls.

First stop, the dead trees house.  The seller could have branched out to more buyers with neutral paint.

There’s the inspiration for the murals:  a dead tree.

Second home:  Flames of glory.  The Olympic flame?  Will buyers be fired up about this?

Third home:  Electronic circuit board and giraffe skin on the ceiling?  It will be a pain in the neck, literally, to repaint that ceiling.

Fourth home:  Hallucination mural in Glendale, Arizona.

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When she exercises too hard, she sometimes vomits into the 30-gallon trash can.

Howl like a wolf, hunt like a mountain lion, and soar like an eagle.

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It’s safe to say, you’re going to have a reaction.  Shock?  A laugh?  Disgust?  Passion?  Disbelief?  From a home in The Netherlands.  At least they didn’t show their nether regions.  Is this where SpongeBob SquarePants lives?  Bikini Bottom?

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Ghouls rule.

They blocked the front door.

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There are a lot of home buyers with young children.  Would you want your kids to see adult art when looking at homes?  There are a lot of home buyers (with or without children) who would be offended or embarrassed by adult art.  Please be considerate when selling.

Warning: Nudity

In this painting, (I can’t think what to write; I’m speechless).  From a Camden, New Jersey home.  Click on the photo to expand (if you are at least 18 years old).

More adult art in a Phoenix home.  I had to block out two areolae.  Not sure if I should have blocked out the painting on the right too.  Can you imagine?  “Mommy, what’s that?”  Click on photo to expand (if you are at least 18 years old).

Painting with three naked women plus a naked angel statue.  From Laveen, Arizona.

Naked woman statue in a Glendale, Arizona bathroom.  Amateur sculptor.  Look how freakishly long her left leg is!

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There’s nothing like the spirit of the Southwest to lift your mood.

Authentic Southwest landscape painting.

Back to a time when rivers flowed year ’round in the desert.

Cracked pottery!  Always smashing.  Shard not to like it.

Southwest décor lamps!!

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Come see the art installation on display in Scottsdale, Arizona.  It’s called Juxtaposition of Stick Man.

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We were all saddened by the death of The Painter of Light, Thomas Kinkade.  These Sun City, Arizona home sellers were big fans.  They put together puzzles of Kinkade paintings and attached them to the wall.

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We had to cover up parts of the nude photo.  Can you imagine bringing your kids to this house?

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The 2012 Academy Awards will be broadcast this Sunday, February 26th.  Which movie will win the Best Picture Oscar?

The Artist?

The Descendants?

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close?

The Help?

Hugo?

Midnight In Paris?

Moneyball?

The Tree of Life?

War Horse?

Which movie is your favorite?  Vote now.

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