Entries Tagged as 'Art'

Sellin’ Short In Mesa

June 20th, 2013 · 4 Comments

Captain Spaulding welcomes you to this home.  [That’s a Captain Spaulding mask from Rob Zombie’s Devil’s Rejects movie]

Rob Zombie Captain Spaulding mask bedroom ugly cluttered poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

This is Michael’s room.

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This is a short sale in Mesa, Arizona.

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One fan blade.

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Buyers will be fired up over this house.

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Once buyers visit this house, they can’t leave.  Literally.

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Boozin’ in the bedroom.

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Gears of War & Scarface are featured here.

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No sunlight allowed here.

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Combination dining room and office.

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Family photos.

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More family photos.

ugly cluttered living room dirty walls too many family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dolls · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Ceiling Fan · Bedspread · Art

How Great Thou Art

May 27th, 2013 · 4 Comments

The eyes are so realistic and hypnotic.  I must buy this Tempe, Arizona house!!!

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Not appropriate for children.  Buyers will have a lot of explaining to do when they bring their kids to this Oneonta, New York home.  And check out the baseball bat under the bed!!

nude woman painting inappropriate for children when selling Oneonta New York home house for sale real estate photo

Elvis lives!  And so does Pippy Longstocking.  [Boone, North Carolina]

Elvis blanket art Boone North Carolina home house for sale real estate photo

There might be a religious connotation with this amateur painting in Mesa, Arizona.

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Please tell me this painting is not scratch-n-sniff.  [Wickenburg, Arizona]

painting woman two baskets of fish smelly hands Wickenburg Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Jimi Hendrix experience in Phoenix.

Jimi Hendrix poster art Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Art

The Monster of Pennsville

March 24th, 2013 · 2 Comments

Somewhere in Pennsville, New Jersey lurks a monster so hideous and despised, his only source of nutrition is picking his nose.  He is often accompanied by his evil consort, The Mad Hopper, the sinister cousin of the Easter Bunny.

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He was last spotted hiding out in this home, blending in with the clutter and collections.  And dusty TV.

cluttered collections too much stuff belongings doll green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

There sure are a lot of things to be packed up when moving (and preferably before selling).

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They heard it’s a good idea to keep all records of their house.  Unfortunately, they misunderstood it.  Now they have a massive music record collection.  They forgot to dust around the computer monitor.

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Colorful wallpaper pattern at the foyer.

colorful old outdated wallpaper angel statue foyer entry Pennsville New Jersey home house

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Office/Den · Wallpaper · Dolls · Collections · Other US Cities · Art

Amateur Art

March 19th, 2013 · No Comments

Has the Bedford, Indiana real estate market touched bottom yet?

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Two Shades of Gray and a few shades of Twilight in Somerset, Kentucky.

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Graffiti & bricks in Phoenix.

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Fat cat in Sun Lakes, Arizona.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Art

7 Shoes & 7 Puppies

February 27th, 2013 · No Comments

I’ll buy this Arizona City, Arizona home only if they include the cute picture of the puppies sitting in shoes.

seven 7 puppies photoshopped sitting in tennis shoes cheap picture Arizona City home house

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Art

Peter Pan Makes Dreams Come True

January 20th, 2013 · No Comments

All you have to do is believe.  [Mankato, Minnesota]

Peter Pan painting picture amateur artist art Mankato Minnesota home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Other US Cities · Art

Fa La La La Bra

December 11th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Thank you, Cristina, for sending us this home.  The seller owns a bright pink bra.

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24-hour support.

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Interesting art work.

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They added a half bath to the other bedroom.

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Cluttered living room.

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Drum set!!

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Art

Blue Velvet

November 26th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Velvet painting of a flying horse and a rainbow!!!  Dreams can come true!  From a Decatur, Illinois home.

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Tags: Bedroom · Wood Paneling · Collections · Other US Cities · Art

Clowning Around In the Bedroom

November 8th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Let’s turn that frown upside down.  Of all the art you could choose for your master bedroom, why a creepy clown painting?

ugly creepy clown painting hanging over master bedroom bed Mesa Arizona home house

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · Art

Art Show

October 23rd, 2012 · 6 Comments

The bedroom is tidy and clean.  Perhaps they could remove the toxic baby picture for the photo?

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Master bedroom of a Chandler, Arizona home.  Is that a new yoga pose?

picture drawing painting woman squatting adult master bedroom Chandler Arizona home house art

Three dimensional art piece from Moab, Utah.  The lady in the door.

ugly bad amateur art woman's face in door Moab Utah home house for sale photo

OnoImagine this room without the John Lennon drawing.  From Canton, Ohio.

pencil drawing John Lennon art on display Canton Ohio home house for sale photo

Mrs. Robinson couldn’t figure out why her son’s friends always stopped over.  Scottsdale, Arizona.

naked woman touching herself painting adult art inappropriate for real estate Scottsdale Arizona

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Art