Entries Tagged as 'Make It Stop'

Knot In Their House

August 3rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

The knotted curtain adds flair to this home.

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Triple threat.

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Give me scissors right now.  Problem solved.

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If those are the shower curtains, can you imagine having to unknot them every day?  Or tripping on it while using the sink?

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Drywall Damage · Make It Stop

Knot Going Away

April 28th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Knotted curtains continue to show up in Phoenix area homes.

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When will people stop knotting their curtains?

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Can we set up counseling for people compelled to knot their drapes?

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Enact legislation to outlaw knotted curtains?

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Boycott homes with knotted curtains?

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I’d rather see pouf valances return than see knotted curtains.

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[sigh]

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At least these drapes weren’t knotted.  Only tied with string and twisted.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

Knot In My House

February 12th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Knotted curtains are still around, unfortunately.

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The knots wrinkle the fabric permanently.

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It’s not attractive.

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Really?

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If the fabric is too long, cut it.

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This is what happens to your drapes after knotting them too much and too long!

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This horrible trend has spread to Milwaukee, Illinois.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other US Cities · Make It Stop

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Knot

December 11th, 2015 · No Comments

Ugh.  Knotted curtains.

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Here’s the view from the other side!  Enjoy.

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This house features double and triple knotting, just in case the drapes dare to come undone in a breeze.

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Triple your viewing pleasure.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Make It Stop

In Your Face Signs

December 4th, 2015 · 4 Comments

There is a recent trend to put signs up describing rooms or activities.  Please make it stop.

HOME!!!!

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Are you sure it’s a home?

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LAUNDRY!!  It’s a laundry room, in case you didn’t notice the washing machine and clothes dryer.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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BATH!! It’s a bathroom!  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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EAT!!! Could those letters be any bigger?!?!

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Knot the Best Look

October 26th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Stop knotting curtains!

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It doesn’t look good.

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Now it’s showing up as decoration away from windows.

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Make it stop.

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Here’s a solution.  Use a band of cloth to tie it back.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

Cutesy Quotes Overkill

September 18th, 2015 · 1 Comment

I voted this house as “best on tour” during a Realtor home tour yesterday despite every room having a quote plastered on the walls.  Really nice, clean, beautiful home, but the quotes were so distracting.

Family - the ones you live with, laugh with, and love

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step

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May you live every day of your life with joy

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Laughter sparkles like a splash of water in sunlight

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Everyday holds a possibility of a miracle

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The fondest memories are made when gathered around the table

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Good food - good friends - good times

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House - where laughter is shared & memories begin

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Make It Stop

Home Signs

August 29th, 2015 · 6 Comments

Our reader Tyson is not a fan of cutesy signs in homes.  He sent us examples from a Queen Creek, Arizona home.

Eat!

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Home!

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Sweet Dreams!

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Home Is Where Our Heart Is!

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You Are Our Sunshine!

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Love Is All You Need!

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It’s as if the sellers tried to copy new model home decorations.  All the signs come across as overkill.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Make It Stop

Do Knot Do This

June 8th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Those dreaded knotted curtains have now shown up in Warren, Ohio.

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This horrible trend is all over the Phoenix metro area, including El Mirage.

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Meanwhile, back in Phoenix…  Sheer elegance?  Knot!  (Not!)

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Uneven knotted curtains are worse.

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What’s the point?  The knotted curtains block your view.  And if you open them at night for privacy, why isn’t there a curtain over the door’s window?

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We find knotted curtains in Mesa, Arizona too.  [Next 3 photos]

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Uneven!

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Why???!

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Tags: Kitchen · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Make It Stop

What Knot?

March 13th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Help us rid this scourge of home decorating: the horrible knotted curtain!

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Now people are adding knotted curtains as decoration in doorways!

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A pair of scissors, please, so we can cut off the excess fabric and save our eyes from the knots.

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Why knot up the curtains?  Why knot not let the drapes hang down on the sides of the windows?

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There’s more fabric in the knot than in the rest of the curtain!  Why buy such big curtains for a small window?

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Triple knotted?  Ridiculous.

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Make it stop.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Make It Stop