Entries Tagged as 'Laundry Room'

Bad Aim

July 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

On a positive note:  he’s consistent.

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Tags: Drywall Damage · Chandler, AZ Homes · Laundry Room

For Your Consideration

July 8th, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s a short sale.  And the seller is sitting right there, watching TV.  Is there anything he could remove from this room to make it look more enticing to buyers?

man person sitting down legs feet while living room is cluttered messy liquor bottle short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses photo

What could he work on in the kitchen during commercial breaks?  Clearing off the counter, sink, and refrigerator?

cluttered messy chaotic kitchen counters poor bad home staging short sale Phoenix Arizona houses real estate photo

And clear off the dining table and remove the multiple wall calendars?

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There’s room for improvement in the bedroom.

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Do buyers really want to see a urinal next to the bed?

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Cluttered laundry room.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · People In Photos · Laundry Room

Twilight Zone

June 11th, 2014 · 6 Comments

When Edward from the Twilight movies greets you under the bathroom sink, you know you’re in trouble.

Edward Twilight movie cup under bathroom sink vanity prescription bottle dirty fixer-upper Eloy Arizona home house for sale photo

I dare you to touch that mop.

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Bedroom closet door.

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Bedroom wall.

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World’s biggest spoiled brat.

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Inspiring.

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Great room concept that buyers like.

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Appliances included.

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Custom flooring.

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A variety of flooring is found in this house.

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See?

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Years of neglect.  Fears of buying.  Tears from renovation costs.

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Hey, where did the flooring go?

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The good news is the copper wasn’t stolen.

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You can store your clothes in the attic.

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Electric service panel.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Cabinets · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Graffiti · Drywall Damage · Laundry Room

No Cleaning Supplies Used Here

May 27th, 2014 · 6 Comments

The mirror is included with the house.

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Dirty walls.  Dirty floors.

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Decades of neglect.

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The dust and dirt accumulated over the years.

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The living room probably has lots of living bacteria.

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Dirty hands on the bathroom wall.

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Dirty hands on the kitchen cabinets.  And yet a sink is nearby.

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Great place for a breakfast table.

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This space is supposed to be a “dirty laundry” room not a dirty “laundry room.”

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The pantry where food is stored.

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Vintage telephone niche and slot for when phonebooks were thinner.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window · Laundry Room

Must Be Mulled Wine

April 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Wine is usually served cold, cool, or at room temperature.  However, mulled wine can be served warm.  So if you place your boxed wine on top of a refrigerator, the wine will stay warm and toasty 24 hours a day.  Brilliant idea.

Franzia boxed wine sitting on top of warm hot refrigerator laundry room Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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A Few Repairs To Be Done

November 26th, 2013 · 3 Comments

Time for a new water heater.  Hey, wait.  Here’s a great idea.  Rusty water heater equals rusty water.  Rusty water stains your skin.  It’s your very own spray tanner!  Brilliant.

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Roof eave on the eve of destruction.

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You might want to check the roof for leaks.  Something’s not right.

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Tags: Roof · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Repairs · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Water Damage · Laundry Room

The Wizard of Odd

October 4th, 2013 · 3 Comments

By including a photo of her Wizard of Oz magnet collection, the seller thought buyers would think she’s cool.

Wizard of Oz movie refrigerator magnets on washing machine dryer Gilbert Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Refrigerator Magnets · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Laundry Room

Despicable Me

September 23rd, 2013 · 2 Comments

Blame this home’s chaos on the Minions!  What other explanation could there be?

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Marissa’s door has a lot of a-peel.

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Here’s another view of her bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Master bedroom.

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There seems to be a cat on top of the shelves in the corner.

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What happened to this sink?!!?

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(sigh)

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Cluttered dining room.  Too bad the vacuum can’t suck out everything.

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Unfinished paint project too.

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Will buyers think, “Don’t the sellers care?”

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Save, save, save.  Hoard, hoard, hoard.

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(and another sigh)

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dining Room · Back Yard · Weeds · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Bedspread · Laundry Room

Friday the 13th

September 13th, 2013 · 2 Comments

Weird things can happen on Friday the 13th.  Who you gonna call?  Ghostbusters!  Stay Puft’s orange cousin Soft Puft is on the loose in Apache Junction, Arizona.

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Towels, Sheets, & Blankets As Window Drapes

September 10th, 2013 · No Comments

Leopard bed sheets used as window curtains in Modesto, California.

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Leopards are very popular it seems.  Here’s another one in a Mattoon, Illinois laundry room.

bad idea leopard bed sheet blanket used hung as window drapes curtains Mattoon Illinois home house for sale photo

This blanket called Two of a Kind is certainly one of a kind when used as a curtain.  [Avondale, Arizona]

Two of a Kind Disney princess blanket used hung as window drapes curtains Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Laundry Room