Ugly House Photos

This Chandler, Arizona home is ready for buyers to visit.  They’ve staged the home professionally.  Expecting multiple offers above asking price.

Visitors can pick out a coffee cup to take as a thank you gift.

Washer & dryer are included.  Hangers are negotiable.

There’s so much counter space in the kitchen.  Feel free to cover every square inch.

Power drill not included.  Cow?  Maybe.

Fine dining.

Spacious bathroom.

What’s not to like?

Nice bedroom.

Lush landscaping.

Covered patio.

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Rather than ask the child to leave the room before taking the photo, the seller later added a bubble over his/her kid’s face.  The Christmas tree is still up.  And the trash needs to be taken outside.

The master bedroom could use some tidying up.

Dirty laundry is not attractive.

TV’s on!

TV’s off!  Thank you.

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Uninspired laundry room in Houston, Texas.

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Lions and tigers wallpaper in a Hickory, North Carolina home.

Vintage bathroom.

Looks brand new.

Laundry room.  We’re taking bets how many detergent and bleach bottles can stay on that board before it breaks.

The kitchen has great views of the yard.

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Intriguing Tempe, Arizona home for sale.  Lots of charm and clutter.  Prescription bottles.  Nutcracker collection.  Dust collection.

As we step back, we notice more clutter and junk.

Poor photography prevents us from seeing the clutter in the kitchen.  Small blessing.

Please make your bed.  Buyers are coming over to see your house.

Sorry, we don’t get the Hoopla about this house.  It’s all fun and games until…

Another cluttered room.  Unfinished paint job.  The window curtain isn’t placed evenly.

More prescription bottles!

The cleanest room in the house is the laundry room.

If you don’t clean the swimming pool regularly, it fills up with dirt.

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Dirty, neglected home in Casa Grande, Arizona.  It’s a good idea to change your air filters once a month.  Otherwise, dirt and dust spread around your house, as seen around the ceiling vent.

There is a lot of potential here.

The living room.

You’ll need to take a shower after taking a shower in this dirty bathroom.

The master bedroom.

Another bedroom.

Are there any clean walls in this house?

It sold for $19,720.

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Take a look at what home staging can do for a room or simply clearing out everything.

Before Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

Before Laundry Room.

After Laundry Room.

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2013 is here!  Time for a fresh start.  New resolutions.  New goals.  New outlook on life.

We’d like to share some thoughts with you from several home sellers.

Impossible Is Nothing!!  Above it, it reads, “For what doth it profit man, if he gain the whole world and suffer the loss of his own soul.”  (Matthew 16:26) Thank you, parents, for lowering your profits by allowing your child to scribble on the walls and ceiling and then leaving it for the buyers.  [click to enlarge photo]  [Glendale, Arizona]

“Home is where your story begins.”  [Another Glendale, Arizona home]

“The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes.”  The kids put that up so mom wouldn’t complain!  [Phoenix]

“Love grows best in little houses.”  [Another pithy Phoenix seller]

“You have a heritage, Honor it.  You will meet temptation, Withstand it.  You possess a testimony, Share it.  You know the truth, Live it.”  You buy paint, you repaint the room.  [Phoenix]

“It’s all good.”  [Phoenix]

“Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for an eternity.”  Is the cat dead?  [Woodward, Oklahoma]

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This home is just about ready for buyers.

Fine dining.

Dusty briefcase and clutter in the laundry room.

Cozy family room.

Better than most kitchens we see here.

The wood floor has a vintage look that buyers want.

Ignore the wall crack.  Admire the wallpaper.

Everything looks better when you squint your eyes.

The front of the house.  This was the first photo buyers saw of this house.

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Ugly wall in Houston, Texas.

Damaged wall in Taneytown, Maryland.  They had a plumbing and mold problem here.  And stupid knotted curtains.

These Marianna, Florida sellers put floor vinyl on their bathroom walls.

Warped wood paneling due to water leaks in the laundry room.  Dalton, Georgia.

Warped walls in an Avondale, Arizona home.

What happened to this Mesa, Arizona home’s wall?

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