Entries Tagged as 'Hats'

2017-2018 Football Season Is Officially Here

September 7th, 2017 · 2 Comments

The 2017-2018 NFL season kicks off tonight. Which team will win the Super Bowl in 2018?

The Arizona Cardinals?

I mean, people go bananas for the Cardinals.

The Oakland Raiders? Or will they take a bath this year?

The Dallas Cowboys?

Dallas Cowboys: America’s team.

Go, Cowboys!

That about sums it up for the Cowboys. People either fear them or loathe them.

Or the Baltimore Ravens? This seller likes the Ravens and the Cowboys.

[Read more →]

Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dolls · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain · Staging

Hat Collections

June 5th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Hat collections are back. Hadn’t seen them for awhile.

170605a

All the hats were hung on the wall with care…

170605b

…in hopes a home stager would soon be there.

170605c

Enclosed patio with no permanent heating or cooling. Too hot to wear a hat in the summer there.

170605d

Amateur collector. Only five?

170605e

[Read more →]

Tags: Bedroom · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Speaker of the House

May 25th, 2017 · No Comments

How many speakers do you need?

170525b

The neighbors must really love their quiet music.

170525a

[Read more →]

Tags: Hats · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Cinco de Mayo

May 5th, 2017 · No Comments

Today is Cinco de Mayo. It’s celebrated mostly in America.

170505a

[Read more →]

Tags: Clutter · Hats · Laundry Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Fan-tastic Home

March 21st, 2017 · 5 Comments

Fans are prominent features in this home.

170321a

Having a fan in a real estate photo tells buyers that the house does not cool off properly.

170321b

Another fan. Window air conditioners also tell buyers that the house is too hot. Or does not have central air conditioning.

170321c

Foil! And hats!

170321d

Another fan and another window air conditioner plus foil.

170321e

Same room, same fan, more clutter.

170321f

Another window air conditioner but no foil or fan?

170321h

Yep. This house has no central air conditioning.

170321g

[Read more →]

Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2016

December 25th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Please join me in singing the 7th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve chickens clucking…

161225a

Eleven rocks in concrete…

161225b

Ten sombreros hanging…

161225c

Nine tanks of oxygen…

161225d

Eight extra pillows…

161225e

Seven guitars rockin’…

161225f

Six ladders climbing…

161225g

Five ugly hats…

161225h

Four wheel rims…

161225i

Three flashlights…

161225j

Two bales of hay…

161225k

And a panda on a toilet.

161225springtx

Merry Christmas!!

2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

[Read more →]

Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Other US Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

161206c

The room is full of stuff.

161206f

Cluttered kitchen.

161206d

Another view of the messy kitchen.

161206e

And more stuff here.

161206b

Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

161206a

Piles of stuff on the patio.

161206g

And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

161206h

Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

161206j

Chaos.

161206k

So much stuff.

161206i

Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

161206l

And one more.

161206m

Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

161206n

The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

161206p

Another cluttered bedroom.

161206q

Home office.

161206r

Another view of the office.

161206s

Lots of junk in the back yard.

161206t

Piles of stuff everywhere.

161206u

Treasures abound.

161206v

Sparkling clean swimming pool.

161206w

[Read more →]

Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Stinky Hats

August 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment

His ball caps were beginning to smell, so he got an air freshener.

baseball cap hat collection on display air freshener Christmas tree wet bar Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

[Read more →]

Tags: Hats · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Wet Bar

The Elk Has a Great View

March 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

So thoughtful of the sellers to place the elk head where it can enjoy the view.  Our hats off to the seller.  Now if they would take the hats off the elk…

elk head bust taxidermy hats Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Hats · Phoenix Homes · Taxidermy

Hats! Why Not?

March 15th, 2016 · No Comments

Hats on display.  Because he can.  And because she let him.

baseball caps hats on display talking fish dream catcher Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Hats at another house.

baseball caps hats on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging