Entries Tagged as 'Hats'

Hats Off, Please

May 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Let’s remove the hats from the wall.  And the bikini posters and other whatnot.

baseball cap hat collection on wall bikini posters Raiders globe poor home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale

Yes, we can…remove the hats.

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The hats all look the same.

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats

The House That Peterbilt

May 11th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Rumor has it that a new season of Hoarders TV show will begin May 28th on Lifetime!  Keep an eye out for any announcements.

Meanwhile, this Tempe, Arizona home is on its way to qualifying someday for Hoarders.  The walls are covered.  Next is the floor.

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Peterbilt banner.

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It’s a banner crop!  Peterbilt, Zildjian, and Pearl.

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The kiddies have free access to the liquor!!

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Pearl jam!

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He is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

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It’s no surprise the kid’s room is filled with stuff.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys bedroom poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

What 5-year-old needs a TV that big or at all in his bedroom?

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys bedroom poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

The tidiest room of the house.  Notice how the bedroom window goes to the family room from the earlier photos.

dozens of shoes on display bedroom Peterbilt banner in window poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Hat collection.  Because everyone needs 30 hats.

dozens of baseball caps hats on display bedroom closet poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Cluttered kitchen.

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Once the kids are liquored up, they can grab a knife!

cluttered kitchen too much stuff on display knives poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Quick! Fill that empty space on the wall.

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Too bad there’s so many visual distractions in this home.  The kitchen, the floors, and the rooms like very nice.

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Knives · Refrigerator Magnets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Hats

Opening Day For Baseball

April 6th, 2015 · No Comments

Hats off to the new baseball season that starts today.  These Surprise, Arizona sellers have taken a lot of hats off for their favorite team, the Boston Red Sox.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner dozens lots of hats caps on display on bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

They also like the New England Patriots.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner New England Patriots bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Boston Red Sox fan??!?  This one hails from Avondale, Arizona.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan bedspread stuffed animals bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

Arizona Diamondbacks fan in El Mirage, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan logo pennant on bedroom wall El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Diamondbacks fan in Glendale, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan Montero poster on bedroom wall milk producers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

This Phoenix seller loves the Chicago Cubs.

Chicago Cubs baseball fan blanket Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Cubs fan in Casa Grande, Arizona.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Surprise, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Merry Christmas!!

December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve knick-knacks dangling,

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Eleven hats a hanging,

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Ten trophies winning,

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Nine dogs a barking,

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Eight vacuum cleaners,

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Seven masks a posing,

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Six curtains knotted,

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Five garden beds…

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Four fuzzy dice,

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Three red tongues,

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Two turtles dead,

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And a green chair near a fish tank.

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Merry Christmas!

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats

Indoor Rummage Sale

December 22nd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Are they selling clothes, laundry detergent, and paper towels too?  That’s one way to attract buyers.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Hats

The Children Were Nestled All Snug In Their Beds

December 19th, 2014 · No Comments

While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.

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Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.

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Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.

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Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.

Notre Dame football fightin' Irish bedspread blanket bedroom Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

For when you’re dog tired?  Or should we call it Three Dog Night?

three hunting dogs bedspread blanket bedroom El Mirage Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Howl at the moon.  [North Judson, Indiana]

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Let It Be Staged

November 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The Beatles poster and lots of visual distractions in this bedroom.  Eleanor Rigby would not approve.  Let It Be decluttered.

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Some boxes and ten minutes of time will help this bedroom look nicer.

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This bedroom will need more time to clear out.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Hats

Cold Feet

September 9th, 2014 · 4 Comments

John’s feet get so hot that he has to stick his feet out the window when he sleeps.  His cat doesn’t seem to mind.  The sheer curtains and the hats on the wall add some flair to the room.

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Hats Not Okay

August 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Ten ball caps on the wall of a Mesa, Arizona bedroom.

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Two sombreros on display in a cluttered Phoenix garage.

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And three sombreros (wrapped in plastic) on the wall of a San Antonio, Texas home.

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Tags: Staging · Garage or Carport · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Hats

Trophy Life

August 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Someone won two big trophies. They weren’t for home staging.

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Nooooo!!  Knotted curtains!!!   Nooooo!!

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Four more trophies.  TV’s on!  Prescription bottles on display.  More family photos.

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Now we move over to the kitchen where we see two refrigerators.  And more prescription bottles within reach of children.

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cluttered kitchen chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles two refrigerators

There’s a kid looking in the window!  A peeping tom!  Maybe he can help tidy up this house.

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No wonder this kitchen is cluttered; there’s only a few upper cabinets.

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There’s a 2nd washing machine out on the cluttered back patio and two dryers.

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There’s refrigerator #3.  In the full sun.  And a puppy in a cage.  Oh, and at least 5 bicycles.

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Five scrubby pads.

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Pringles potato chips make for a great midnight snack.  More prescription bottles with easy access.  “Mommy, your Oxycontin pills are fun!”

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I see baseball hats on the back of the door.

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The hangers are every which way.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Back Yard · Family Photos · People In Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche · Hats