Entries Tagged as 'Hats'

Fan-tastic Home

March 21st, 2017 · 4 Comments

Fans are prominent features in this home.

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Having a fan in a real estate photo tells buyers that the house does not cool off properly.

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Another fan. Window air conditioners also tell buyers that the house is too hot. Or does not have central air conditioning.

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Foil! And hats!

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Another fan and another window air conditioner plus foil.

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Same room, same fan, more clutter.

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Another window air conditioner but no foil or fan?

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Yep. This house has no central air conditioning.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2016

December 25th, 2016 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 7th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve chickens clucking…

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Eleven rocks in concrete…

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Ten sombreros hanging…

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Nine tanks of oxygen…

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Eight extra pillows…

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Seven guitars rockin’…

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Six ladders climbing…

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Five ugly hats…

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Four wheel rims…

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Three flashlights…

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Two bales of hay…

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And a panda on a toilet.

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Merry Christmas!!

2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Other US Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Stinky Hats

August 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment

His ball caps were beginning to smell, so he got an air freshener.

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Tags: Hats · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Wet Bar

The Elk Has a Great View

March 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

So thoughtful of the sellers to place the elk head where it can enjoy the view.  Our hats off to the seller.  Now if they would take the hats off the elk…

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Tags: Hats · Phoenix Homes · Taxidermy

Hats! Why Not?

March 15th, 2016 · No Comments

Hats on display.  Because he can.  And because she let him.

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Hats at another house.

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Tags: Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Preparing Guest Rooms For Thanksgiving

November 25th, 2015 · 4 Comments

The day before Thanksgiving, when guests arrive at your house.  Where will they stay?  In this bedroom?

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Or this bedroom?

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Other Arizona Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Hats

October 21st, 2015 · 3 Comments

It’s always good to have a spare hat or two or twenty.

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Always at the ready.

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Grab and go.

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Tags: Bedroom · Garage or Carport · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Cluttered In Three Directions

October 8th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Clutter and visual distractions in an Apache Junction, Arizona living room.  The front door is in the top right corner.  You’ll be greeted by a totem pole and dream catchers.  Bonus:  the pink chair looks like a dream catcher!

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Oh, good, I get to check Afghan blanket & hats on the categories.

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Still cluttered at this angle.

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Hats · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Staging

Seek & Find

October 2nd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Through all the visual distractions of this photo, can you find the following:  a horseshoe, a rotary dial phone, a car air freshener, three ball caps, and a flashlight?

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Tags: Art · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Staging