Entries Tagged as 'Hats'

The Elk Has a Great View

March 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

So thoughtful of the sellers to place the elk head where it can enjoy the view.  Our hats off to the seller.  Now if they would take the hats off the elk…

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Hats! Why Not?

March 15th, 2016 · No Comments

Hats on display.  Because he can.  And because she let him.

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Hats at another house.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats

Preparing Guest Rooms For Thanksgiving

November 25th, 2015 · 4 Comments

The day before Thanksgiving, when guests arrive at your house.  Where will they stay?  In this bedroom?

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Or this bedroom?

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Hats

October 21st, 2015 · 3 Comments

It’s always good to have a spare hat or two or twenty.

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Always at the ready.

baseball cap hat collection on wall Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Grab and go.

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Tags: Staging · Garage or Carport · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Hats

Cluttered In Three Directions

October 8th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Clutter and visual distractions in an Apache Junction, Arizona living room.  The front door is in the top right corner.  You’ll be greeted by a totem pole and dream catchers.  Bonus:  the pink chair looks like a dream catcher!

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Oh, good, I get to check Afghan blanket & hats on the categories.

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Still cluttered at this angle.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Afghan Blanket · Other Arizona Cities · Ceiling Fan · Hats

Seek & Find

October 2nd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Through all the visual distractions of this photo, can you find the following:  a horseshoe, a rotary dial phone, a car air freshener, three ball caps, and a flashlight?

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Art · Hats

Hats Off, Please

May 28th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Let’s remove the hats from the wall.  And the bikini posters and other whatnot.

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Yes, we can…remove the hats.

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The hats all look the same.

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats

The House That Peterbilt

May 11th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Rumor has it that a new season of Hoarders TV show will begin May 28th on Lifetime!  Keep an eye out for any announcements.

Meanwhile, this Tempe, Arizona home is on its way to qualifying someday for Hoarders.  The walls are covered.  Next is the floor.

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Peterbilt banner.

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It’s a banner crop!  Peterbilt, Zildjian, and Pearl.

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The kiddies have free access to the liquor!!

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Pearl jam!

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He is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

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It’s no surprise the kid’s room is filled with stuff.

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What 5-year-old needs a TV that big or at all in his bedroom?

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The tidiest room of the house.  Notice how the bedroom window goes to the family room from the earlier photos.

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Hat collection.  Because everyone needs 30 hats.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Once the kids are liquored up, they can grab a knife!

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Quick! Fill that empty space on the wall.

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Too bad there’s so many visual distractions in this home.  The kitchen, the floors, and the rooms like very nice.

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Knives · Refrigerator Magnets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Hats

Opening Day For Baseball

April 6th, 2015 · No Comments

Hats off to the new baseball season that starts today.  These Surprise, Arizona sellers have taken a lot of hats off for their favorite team, the Boston Red Sox.

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They also like the New England Patriots.

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Another Boston Red Sox fan??!?  This one hails from Avondale, Arizona.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan bedspread stuffed animals bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

Arizona Diamondbacks fan in El Mirage, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan logo pennant on bedroom wall El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Diamondbacks fan in Glendale, Arizona.

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This Phoenix seller loves the Chicago Cubs.

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Another Cubs fan in Casa Grande, Arizona.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Surprise, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Merry Christmas!!

December 25th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve knick-knacks dangling,

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Eleven hats a hanging,

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Ten trophies winning,

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Nine dogs a barking,

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Eight vacuum cleaners,

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Seven masks a posing,

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Six curtains knotted,

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Five garden beds…

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Four fuzzy dice,

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Three red tongues,

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Two turtles dead,

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And a green chair near a fish tank.

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Merry Christmas!

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats