Entries Tagged as 'Hats'

Cold Feet

September 9th, 2014 · 3 Comments

John’s feet get so hot that he has to stick his feet out the window when he sleeps.  His cat doesn’t seem to mind.  The sheer curtains and the hats on the wall add some flair to the room.

bed mattress faces abuts the window hats on wall cat kennel cage Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Hats

Hats Not Okay

August 11th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Ten ball caps on the wall of a Mesa, Arizona bedroom.

ten 10 baseball ball caps hats on display on bedroom wall poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale real estate photo

Two sombreros on display in a cluttered Phoenix garage.

two 2 sombreros hats on display hanging on garage door opener poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona houses for sale real estate photo

And three sombreros (wrapped in plastic) on the wall of a San Antonio, Texas home.

three 3 sombreros hats on display hanging on bedroom wall bad home staging San Antonio Texas houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Garage or Carport · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Hats

Trophy Life

August 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Someone won two big trophies. They weren’t for home staging.

two tall big trophies trophy cluttered room chaotic disorganized family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo Huggies

Nooooo!!  Knotted curtains!!!   Nooooo!!

two tall big trophies trophy cluttered room chaotic disorganized family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo knotted curtains

Four more trophies.  TV’s on!  Prescription bottles on display.  More family photos.

four trophies cluttered room chaotic disorganized family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale prescription bottles knotted curtain

Now we move over to the kitchen where we see two refrigerators.  And more prescription bottles within reach of children.

cluttered kitchen chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles two refrigerators

cluttered kitchen chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles two refrigerators

There’s a kid looking in the window!  A peeping tom!  Maybe he can help tidy up this house.

cluttered kitchen chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo boy kid looking in window

No wonder this kitchen is cluttered; there’s only a few upper cabinets.

cluttered kitchen counters chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo laundry washer washing machine

There’s a 2nd washing machine out on the cluttered back patio and two dryers.

cluttered back patio chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo two dryers washing machine refrigerator dog

There’s refrigerator #3.  In the full sun.  And a puppy in a cage.  Oh, and at least 5 bicycles.

cluttered back patio chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo refrigerator dog puppy in a cage

Five scrubby pads.

cluttered bathroom small tiny shower chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo five scrubby pads

Pringles potato chips make for a great midnight snack.  More prescription bottles with easy access.  “Mommy, your Oxycontin pills are fun!”

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo Pringles potato chips prescription bottles

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles

I see baseball hats on the back of the door.

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo stuffed closet

The hangers are every which way.

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo stuffed closet hangers stacks of stuff

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo bunk beds stuffed animals Mickey Mouse

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Back Yard · Family Photos · People In Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche · Hats

American Eagle

April 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Patriotic bedspread.

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Fly like an eagle.

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And ball caps too!

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Go, Taheels!

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Monkeyshine

April 10th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Monkey see, monkey don’t tidy up.

monkey stuffed animal cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Ball caps and other clutter in another bedroom.  The fan helps spread the stinky shoe smell around the room.

baseball caps hats shoes cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dirty toilet.

dirty stained toilet bathroom clutter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The towel blocks the view of the shower.

unfolded towel shower bathroom clutter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Cluttered kitchen counter.

cluttered kitchen counter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Where’s the refrigerator?

cluttered kitchen counter Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another cluttered bedroom.

cluttered bedroom dirty socks on the floor Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo poor bad staging

Close-up view of this messy bedroom.

cluttered bedroom dirty socks on the floor Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo poor bad staging

Oh, look.  People available to clean up the house.

cluttered family room people women young boy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo poor bad staging

Guest house with clutter.  No surprise.

cluttered family room guest Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo poor bad staging

Cluttered guest house kitchen.

cluttered kitchen guest Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo poor bad staging

The back yard.

water dirt back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo bicycle

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · People In Photos · Hats

Hat’s Too Many

March 26th, 2014 · No Comments

Hats on display plus a SpongeBob SquarePants collection.  And a small dog.  [Mesa, Arizona]

hats on display SpongeBob SquarePants collection dog pet cluttered room Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Hats on display in a cluttered bedroom.  [Scottsdale, Arizona]

hats on display cluttered bedroom Scottsdale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Hats neatly on display.  [Bisbee, Arizona]

hats on display staging bedroom Bisbee Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Hats

The Cat & the Hats

January 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

One cat.  Eighteen hats.  Sigh.

one cat pet on bed eighteen 18 baseball caps hats on display bedroom wall Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

“And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!” 

one cat pet on bed eighteen 18 baseball caps hats on display bedroom wall Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Pets · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Hats

Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2013 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 4th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve horses prancing,

collection of 12 horses on display stand cluttered room kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Eleven trophies, winning!

collection of 11 trophies on display stand cluttered bedroom Jonesboro Arkansas home house for sale photo

Ten masks a raiding,

collection of ten 10 masks on display stand cluttered bedroom Maricopa Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine records spinning,

collection of nine 9 records LPs vinyl albums on display wall staircase Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Eight jugs of water,

collection of eight 8 gallons jugs of water kitchen counter Houston Texas home house for sale photo

Seven pigeons pooping,

seven 7 pigeons on roof Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Six knotted curtains,

window curtains knotted tied in knots stupid dumb idea trend Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Five woven hats…

collection five 5 woven straw hats on display bedroom closet Easton Maryland home house for sale real estate photo

Four Santa bears,

collection four 4 Christmas holiday Santa bear stuffed animals San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Three turtles, dog,

collection three 3 turtles statues on the wall dog pet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two butterfies,

two 2 pink lace butterflies on wall bedroom Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a blue thing on a head board.

blue stuffed animal thing on head board bed bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Merry Christmas!

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Other US Cities · Hats

Too Skull For Cool

December 23rd, 2013 · No Comments

Too cool for school?  Too skull for cool?  Either way, let’s not lose our head over this cluttered bedroom.  Just remove the hats, the ironing board, the bags, the boxes, and the other clutter.

skull head cluttered bedroom hats ironing board clothes messy disorganized poor bad home staging Gilbert Arizona house for sale

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Dog Wearing a Hat

December 9th, 2013 · 5 Comments

There’s a ball cap on the dog statue.  How jaunty he looks.  If they removed the visual distractions, you’d notice the warm fireplace, the security system, and nice laminate flooring.  What other things can we discover in this Apache Junction, Arizona home?

ceramic dog statue wearing a ball cap fireplace clutter Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

You can’t fool us by covering it up with towels.  We can tell the cabinet doors are missing.

kitchen sink cabinet doors are missing child gate put up instead Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

You can’t be too safe.  A gun safe and a small safe.  TV’s on!

gun safe TV television is on DVD collection bedroom staging Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Authority cat food bag in the bathroom.  Unfolded worn-out towel.

Authority cat food bag in the bathroom old unfolded towel shower doors Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two cat litter boxes in the bathroom!  Must smell heavenly.

two cat litter boxes in the bathroom lots of prescription medicine bottles Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

Did you notice all the medicine bottles in the bathroom?

dozens many lots of prescription medicine bottles Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

A third cat litter box in another bathroom!  For that shower clean smell.

cat litter box in the bathroom Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Well, hello there, Mr. Dog.  Psst.  Tell your owner to wash the glass door.  She’s sitting right there.  Thank you.

dog seller lady woman person in real estate photo dirty glass window door Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Fireplace · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Hats