Ugly House Photos

The listing says this Poughkeepsie, New York house has a detached two-car garage.  Looks like the whole garage is detached from itself.

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Pennsville, New Jersey home for sale.  The sellers are well-prepared for buyers, they think.

The bedroom looks worse for wear.  Note the stained mattress.  A yellow box under the bed (left side).  Mouse trap?  The room has a masculine feel, but there appear to be women’s shoes and a dog collar.

Here we see another view of the bedroom.  They blocked the exit door so buyers can run away.

Here’s the family room.  Dirty, filthy, stained carpet.  Clutter and whatnot.

The garage is filled with everything but a car.

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Before Front of House.  Purchased by an investor for $36,000 as a short sale.

Before Front of House.

After Front of House.  The investor renovated the house, installed a new roof, installed new windows, and sold it for $155,000.

Before Kitchen.  They didn’t care?

After Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

Before Dining Area.  That’s what the photo’s caption states.

After Dining Area.

Before Carport.  Cluttered and dirty.

After Bathroom.

After Bedroom.

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Some home staging can be so exact and minimalistic that it comes across as cold, sterile, and fake.  These sellers decided against that staging technique.

In the office, they went for the rooted-in look.

In this room, they went for a versatile look.  It’s a bedroom, it’s a storage room, it’s a …

In the living room, they went for the night look…

…AND the day look!  It shows off the room’s different personalities.

In the bedroom, they wanted to show how much room there is for hoarding.

Warm kitchen.

Bright kitchen.

Need shelves in your bathroom for toiletries?  Remove the drywall and use the noggings as shelves!!

They wanted to emphasize that the garage can be a multi-purpose room.

You can never have too many hangers.

Dead tree out front?  Perfect for Halloween.

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It might have been a carport at one time.  Now it’s just…  [Tucson, Arizona]

There’s plenty more junk at the front of the house.

And more junk at the back of the house.

The sellers left a shovel and a rake for the buyers to clean up their mess in the kitchen.

They picked up in the family room at least.  But left the cat litter box.

Looks like they left extra kitty litter.  The bathtub & shower are clean, so why not pick up the floor?

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Spring has arrived.  Butterflies will soon be flying around.  [Decatur, Illinois]

Spring has arrived.  Tulips will soon be in full bloom.  [a pretty way to brighten up a garage; Phoenix]

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You might be in disbelief, but these are actual real estate promotional photos of an actual home for sale in Chandler, Arizona.

Mommy cat gave birth to several kittens recently.  She’s feeding them next to a baby crib.

Here’s the baby crib.  Let’s refer again to the photo above.  Dirty, soiled carpet, damaged drywall, and cat dander.

Outside we see two puppies.  With gas canisters nearby.  Those eyes are so sad looking.

The patio is filled with junk.

More junk!

And more junk!

Messy room inside.

Cluttered kitchen.

Soiled carpet.  I hope the baby doesn’t crawl on that.

Dirty carpet in another room.

Cluttered bedroom.

Stuff piled up in the garage.

There is a bed in the garage!  The garage door has a Dallas Cowboys poster and a sign that reads, “cat/kitten crossing.”

It’s no surprise that the driveway is dirty too.

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It will take a buyer with a lot of patience and money to restore this Douglas, Arizona home.  Check out the roof!

The exterior will need help too.

The living room probably has lots of bacteria living there.  Did they ever clean the walls?

Another room in need of renovation.

Time for a new bathroom.

Here’s the kitchen.  Bon appetit!

Lots of scrubbing required.

Help.

Looking back the other direction.

There is an outhouse in the back yard.  The photo’s caption reads, “Second bathroom.”

This is the inside of the outhouse.

The photo’s caption reads, “Outcrop building.”  Barely standing up.  Use extreme caution when entering.

Here’s the garage.

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Before Bathroom.  A remodeler bought it for $120,000.

After Bathroom.  The renovated house was sold for $180,000.

Before Living Room.

After Living Room.

Before Front of House.

After Front of House.  Minor changes.

Before Swimming Pool.

After Swimming Pool.

Before Back Yard.

After Back Yard.

Before Garage.

After Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

After Family Room.

After Master Bedroom.

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The photo’s caption reads:  Garage.  We are squinting our eyes and it’s still not looking like a garage.

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