Ugly House Photos

Lost of potential with this Trenton, New Jersey home.

Efficiency kitchen.  No steps needed!  Just turn and pivot.  But where does the refrigerator go?

Got flooring issues?  Cover it with a rug!

Keep your expensive flooring clean by using a rug to wipe your feet.

The floor was too slippery when exiting the shower, so they made it a non-slip surface.  Problem solved!

They were getting ready to install a swimming pool.  Now the new buyer gets to pick out the decorative tile.

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These Goodyear, Arizona sellers are heading in the wrong direction.  One Direction posters.  (eyes rolling)

On the other side of the curtain:  clutter!

The writing on the mirror reads, “Take your medicine.”

This is the first room buyers will see.  It’s supposed to be the living room, ‘though they appear to use it as an office.

The dining room.  First impressions as you walk into the house?

TV’s on!  Eggs!  They carried the green paint color into the family room.

Kermit the Frog is starring in Forrest Green.

Technically, the bed’s not made.

An array of toiletries.  Thank you for sharing.

Another unmade bed!  And dirty wall.

Bazinga!

Could use some tidying up before selling.

Did we forget to mention this is a short sale?

Good ‘moring’ to you too.  There’s other writing too:  br— use of crama- only.

The house has a swimming pool.  That just increased its value.

Oh, that just decreased its value.

Wait.  What are those random items in the back yard and patio?

No surprise to see stuff piled on the patio.  Sure to impress buyers?

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Intriguing Tempe, Arizona home for sale.  Lots of charm and clutter.  Prescription bottles.  Nutcracker collection.  Dust collection.

As we step back, we notice more clutter and junk.

Poor photography prevents us from seeing the clutter in the kitchen.  Small blessing.

Please make your bed.  Buyers are coming over to see your house.

Sorry, we don’t get the Hoopla about this house.  It’s all fun and games until…

Another cluttered room.  Unfinished paint job.  The window curtain isn’t placed evenly.

More prescription bottles!

The cleanest room in the house is the laundry room.

If you don’t clean the swimming pool regularly, it fills up with dirt.

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Before Bathroom.  A remodeler bought it for $120,000.

After Bathroom.  The renovated house was sold for $180,000.

Before Living Room.

After Living Room.

Before Front of House.

After Front of House.  Minor changes.

Before Swimming Pool.

After Swimming Pool.

Before Back Yard.

After Back Yard.

Before Garage.

After Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

After Family Room.

After Master Bedroom.

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An investor saw the potential of this Phoenix home and purchased it for $95,000.

Before Fireplace.

After Fireplace.  The renovated home sold recently for $175,000.

Before Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

Before Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

Before Bedroom.

After Bedroom.

Before Master Bedroom.

After Master Bedroom.

Before Master Bathroom.

After Master Bathroom.

Before Dining & Living Rooms.

After Dining & Living Room.

Before Back Yard & Pool.

After Back Yard & Pool.

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Dirty swimming pool and messy back yard.

Algae farm?

The sellers wanted buyers to see the turtle and fish at the bottom of the pool.

A lot of chairs for sittin’ and staring but no one’s cleaning.

Let the new buyer deal with the dirty pool and bad plaster.

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Brag to all your neighbors about your fancy swimming pool.  “Ha, ha!  I have a pool!  In your face!”

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The swimming pool looks like a clover leaf and it’s green.  That must mean it’s good luck!

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Are you selling the swimming pool and large back yard or selling the rugs?  Why are the rugs in the photo?  What are those blue things?  Upside down garbage can lids filled with water?  For dogs?

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I’ve never seen such realistic looking vines.  Am I in the tropics?  From a Mesa, Arizona home.

Paradise!

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