Entries Tagged as 'Bedroom'

Houston Humdinger

March 26th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Houston, Texas home. Weed eater in the left corner. TV is on. Fishing poles.

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As we pan to the right, we see dirty walls and doors.

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Living room and dining area. The custom window drapes will stay with the house.

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Master Chef Junior candidate entering the kitchen.

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Family room.

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Check out the ceiling in the bathroom.

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Dirty walls and clutter in the hallway.

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Another bedroom.

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Fresh paint needed.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Far-Out 1970 Home

March 22nd, 2017 · 6 Comments

Time capsule from 1970!! Back when metallic wallpaper was all the rage.

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Woven wicker pattern. Groovy.

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Vintage 1970s wallpaper.

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Striped wallpaper and a harvest gold oven/range in the kitchen.

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Tags: 1970s · Bathroom · Bedroom · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Fan-tastic Home

March 21st, 2017 · 5 Comments

Fans are prominent features in this home.

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Having a fan in a real estate photo tells buyers that the house does not cool off properly.

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Another fan. Window air conditioners also tell buyers that the house is too hot. Or does not have central air conditioning.

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Foil! And hats!

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Another fan and another window air conditioner plus foil.

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Same room, same fan, more clutter.

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Another window air conditioner but no foil or fan?

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Yep. This house has no central air conditioning.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

Before & After Remodeling Pictures

March 11th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Before Family Room. Was purchased for $97,000.

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After Family Room. The remodeled home sold for $154,000.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.

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Before Bedroom 1.

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After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 1.

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After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 2.

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After Bedroom 2.

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Before Bathroom.

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After Bathroom.

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Before Front of House.

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After Front of House.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Before & After · Curb Appeal · Family Room · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Remodeling

Howl You Rate This House?

March 6th, 2017 · No Comments

There’s a wolf at your door. Watch out!

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When you step out of the wolf bedroom, you might trip over the extension cord. The staging in this house is bananas.

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Minimalistic kitchen with no upper cabinets or counter space or dishwasher.

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Looks like they replaced the original counter and sink since the “new” one doesn’t line up properly. With all those hair care products and toiletries, you’d think the mirror would not be on the right of the vanity and that there would be better lighting.

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Another bedroom.

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And one more.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dining Room · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging

President Trump’s VOICE Program

March 1st, 2017 · 2 Comments

President Trump announced a new division in the Department of Homeland Security during his State of the Union speech last night: V.O.I.C.E. It stands for Victims Of Incessantly Cluttered Environments. We hope he sends in the National Guard to help these three homes.

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No more clutter!

Please help the victims.

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Make America clutter-free again.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Living Room · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Taking a Step Back

February 27th, 2017 · No Comments

Looks like someone took a step back and missed the toilet when peeing.

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Now we’re in the kitchen.

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We then step back into the dining room.

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And then we step back into the living room.

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More holes in the laundry room.

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Another room for improvement.

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Pine tree air freshener saves the day.

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Someone please help this house.

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Tags: Bedroom · Curb Appeal · Dining Room · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Window

Grecian Nightclub?

February 26th, 2017 · No Comments

Our reader Eileen sent us these photos of a home in Greece, New York. For sale $200,000 below comparable properties in the area because…its owner reportedly owned about 50 properties in a money-laundering scheme for drug sales. $10 million in drug sales from 2013-2014 were recorded in a ledger found at this particular property; 1 kilogram of cocaine = $36,000. High finance, for sure! Here’s a link to a new article.

The house looks like a nightclub with several dance floors.

Rapper’s Delight: Hip hop and go-go dancers in this room, complete with photo mural of New York City.

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Shake Your Groove Thing: disco, disco!

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Velvet (mold) Underground: Mildew like to dance?

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So You Think You Can Dance?: dance studio?

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Bathroom with mold and mildew. Throw a few mold spores in your line of coke for a new kind of high.

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Another bathroom.

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Master bedroom. No mirrors on the ceiling?

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Mold & Mildew · Other US Cities

The Oscar Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

Arrival?

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Fences?

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Hacksaw Ridge?

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Hell Or High Water?

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Hidden Figures?

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La La Land?

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Lion?

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Manchester By the Sea?

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Or Moonlight?

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Collections · Curb Appeal · Faux Paint & Murals · Fence or Wall · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Toys · Water Damage

Cute As a Bug In a Rug

February 22nd, 2017 · 4 Comments

Rugs for sale! Rugs for sale! We’ve got hundreds of rugs for sale.

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Come check us out. We have all styles of rugs.

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Clearance sale going on right now. We must clear out our inventory.

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No dishwasher in the kitchen. Limited cabinet space. But at least there are no rugs.

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No rugs here either.

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Custom paint job.

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The screen helps with the hot sun.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Faux Paint & Murals · Fireplace · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Rugs