Entries Tagged as 'Bedroom'

March Comes In Like a Lion

March 12th, 2015 · No Comments

Lion in bed, literally.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Bedspread

Grant Loses

March 9th, 2015 · 1 Comment

It says that Grant loses.  With all that clutter, it’s no wonder Grant loses things.

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“The sun still sleeps and when she wakes…”  and “Candice was here” and other charming sayings.

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“I’m a psycho.”  Sure glad the parents set boundaries.

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Another messy bedroom.

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More graffiti in this bedroom.

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Mom hasn’t written on her bedroom walls.  Yet.

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But her closet is a mess.

cluttered messy chaotic sloppy disorganized bedroom closet poor bad home staging Apache Junction Arizona house for sale photo

No surprise here.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Graffiti · Laundry Room

Neglected House

March 6th, 2015 · No Comments

Years of neglect and abuse have taken their toll on this house.

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The window air conditioner is missing.

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Cracks and holes on the exterior.

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The roof needs to be replaced.

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Something’s going on here.

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Water damage at the shower.

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They ignored it and it didn’t go away.

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The parents allowed this to happen.

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Tags: Tile · Roof · Bathroom · Bedroom · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper · Window · Graffiti · Water Damage

Golden Girls

March 5th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Blanche

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Rose

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Dorothy

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Sophia

1980s pastel colors décor matching bedspread window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Bedspread

Oh, Pooh

March 4th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Winnie the Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh bear stuffed animal collection pinned nailed to the bedroom walls Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Stuffed Animals · Glendale, AZ Homes

Clowns

March 2nd, 2015 · No Comments

Clowns in a messy bedroom.

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Clown statue and painting in another home.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Art

Embedded

February 23rd, 2015 · 2 Comments

This person’s not going anywhere.  She/he turned her/his bedroom into a studio apartment.  It’s a living room and a kitchen and an office too.

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In the next room, we see boxes with the wording “Paper’s, get rid of” and “burn letters.”  I volunteer to help clear out this room so it shows nicer.  With all that clutter, buyers won’t notice the clean, nice window blinds or large room size.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

The UglyHousePhotos Tribute To the 2015 Academy Awards

February 22nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

The Oscars will be televised tonight!  It’s the 2015 Academy Awards! Let’s take a twist on the Top 8 Nominated Movies with our version we call the Uglies.  Which movie do you think will win tonight? (in alphabetical order)

AMERICAN SNIPER - They’re gunning to win the Oscar.

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BIRDMAN - Will they fly down the aisle to collect their Oscar?

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BOYHOOD - Boys will be boys.  [If this movie wins, I swear; boring, no plot, played like a home movie]

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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - This is the Old Mill Room from the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, California.

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THE IMITATION GAME - Did Alan Turing crack the code for winning the Oscar?

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SELMA - This movie was about Bart Simpson’s aunt??!?

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING - Steven Hawking is taking a nap before the Oscars.

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WHIPLASH - Will this movie snare the Oscar?  Drumroll please.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Graffiti · Shower Curtain · People In Photos

Fifty Shades of Grey Metal

February 20th, 2015 · 6 Comments

Christian & Anastasia would not listen to their Realtor about removing their “love” cage before selling their home.  Guess who’s in the doghouse now because the house hasn’t sold.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets

Prison Barrack?

February 19th, 2015 · 4 Comments

There is a state penitentiary in Florence, Arizona.  Due to overcrowding, prisoners are now being housed in people’s homes in Florence, as seen here.  It’s up to the inmates to figure out how to get to the top bunk and not fall out.

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Tags: Bedroom · Safety Issue · Other Arizona Cities · Hall of Shame - Funny