Entries Tagged as 'Bedroom'

No Cleaning Supplies Used Here

May 27th, 2014 · 6 Comments

The mirror is included with the house.

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Dirty walls.  Dirty floors.

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Decades of neglect.

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The dust and dirt accumulated over the years.

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The living room probably has lots of living bacteria.

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Dirty hands on the bathroom wall.

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Dirty hands on the kitchen cabinets.  And yet a sink is nearby.

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Great place for a breakfast table.

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This space is supposed to be a “dirty laundry” room not a dirty “laundry room.”

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The pantry where food is stored.

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Vintage telephone niche and slot for when phonebooks were thinner.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window · Laundry Room

San Antonio Treat

May 25th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Cheerful wallpaper and knick-knacks.  At least the curtain wasn’t knotted.

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There’s ugly wallpaper on an unnecessary kitchen wall.

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Here’s the other side of that wall.  It’s not a supporting wall, so why bother having it?  It would bring light into the kitchen.  And make the house feel bigger.

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What lovely drapes they have to block all the light.

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The flowers and circles offer a unique approach to room design.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Other US Cities

Plane Crazy

May 23rd, 2014 · No Comments

Airplane.  Weapons (swords).  Ball caps.  And more.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Weapons & Firearms

Disaster

May 22nd, 2014 · 1 Comment

What happened here?!?

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And in the kitchen too!

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Side door for a quick escape from the mess.

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An old trampoline.  Weeds.  Peeling paint.  Junk.

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The storage shed is a bonus feature.

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Tags: Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Toys · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan

Knot Suggested

May 20th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Help!  The knotted curtain trend won’t go away!

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Why?  Why?

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How about cutting the curtains the correct length instead?  You can borrow my scissors.

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Now people are knotting their shower curtains!  Ugh.

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One curtain normal.  One curtain knotted.

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Same thing in another home.  (sigh)

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain · Bedspread · Make It Stop

Bedroom Clutter

May 16th, 2014 · 4 Comments

This is the photo of the bedroom.  It focuses on the belongings and not the room.  An iron, a humidifier, a pencil, etc.

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That thing in the middle looks like an iPad with an x-ray of a fetus.  It’s actually a dirty dog door.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Apathy

May 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

It’s a short sale.

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Who cares how the house looks?

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We just want out.

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We have more important things to do than stage a house.

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We can’t handle the red tape of a short sale.

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Let the new buyer deal with this.

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It’s not our problem.

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Have fun cleaning it up.  We’re not going to.

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Tags: Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Ceiling

Lots To See

May 12th, 2014 · 2 Comments

So much stuff.

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Looking back the other way, we can see Betty Boop as Lady Liberty.

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And if we step back some more, we see a suit of armor in the dining room.

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What is that thing on the dining table?  It can’t be a real cat.  Stuffed cat?  Ceramic cat?

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Visual distractions in a bedroom.

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Sew who’s ready to make an offer?

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Office/Den · Dining Room · Other Arizona Cities

No Scrubs

May 7th, 2014 · 7 Comments

No surprise.  This dirty home is a short sale.

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The music group TLC released a song No Scrubs in January 1999.  It would appear this disgusting toilet has had no scrubs since January 1999.  It definitely needs some TLC.

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Do we dare wander down the hallway and see what lurks there?

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The left side of the first bedroom.

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The right side of this bedroom.  The only sign of hope in this bedroom is the rainbow.

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This bedroom looks fun.

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Left side of another bedroom.  They left a lot to be picked up.

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The right side of the bedroom.  Not much right in here.

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The satellite dish is included!

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Weeds · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Pack of Wolves

May 5th, 2014 · No Comments

Is a pack of wolves better than a pack of lies?

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The wolves protect you while you sleep.

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Could be a Husky, but let’s call if a wolf.

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Tags: Bedroom · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Bedspread