Entries Tagged as 'Bedroom'

The Stain

April 22nd, 2015 · 1 Comment

The sellers ignored the giant stain.  Perhaps buyers will too, they hope.

big large dark dirty stain in carpet dining room Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

At a different house, two stains and an ink spill.  Like the sign says, beware.

dirty stain in carpet ink spill cluttered bedroom beware sign Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Carpet · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Lunch Is Served

April 20th, 2015 · No Comments

Please visit this Mesa, Arizona home.  The sellers have prepared lunch for you!

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized kitchen counters fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

It’s more fun to lounge on a bed mattress while watching TV.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized family room junky bed mattress on floor fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

They painted the toilet orange.  Isn’t that a neat idea?

cluttered chaotic messy bathroom toilet painted orange shower doors broken fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The junk is so evenly distributed, you’d think it was placed carefully.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom clothes junk everywhere fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

There is a mirror on the ceiling.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom mirror on ceiling fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Is that a chore list?  1. Replace wood blinds 2. Install ceiling fan 3. Clean up room

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom exposed wiring fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The palm tree trunk doesn’t line up.

cluttered messy disorganized living room palm tree trunk ocean beach mural fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Freshly painted.

cluttered messy disorganized bedroom bad amateur castle painted on wall fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Updated bathroom.

cluttered messy disorganized bathroom wig junk in bathtub fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

That’s a wig on the vanity!

cluttered messy disorganized bathroom wig fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Such a shame they neglected this house.  Swimming pool and backing to a greenbelt.  A home flipper will want this house.

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The garage.

cluttered junky chaotic disorganized garage fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Garage or Carport · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Toys · Fixer-Upper · Hall of Shame - Messy

Wild Animal Art

April 13th, 2015 · 2 Comments

There is a hot new trend to report:  when selling your house, hang a large picture or painting of a wild animal.  Bonus points if it’s on the right side of the photo.

large big picture painting art elephant Cave Creek Arizona home house for sale photo

See?  On the right side!

large big picture painting art tiger Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

On the right again at this house.

large big picture painting art zebra Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

Go get your animal print today!

large big picture painting art zebra Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Art

Erin Go Bra

April 11th, 2015 · No Comments

We don’t want to see your bra.

bra on display in cluttered bedroom piles of clothes on dresser poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Didn’t Get the Memo

April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment

It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling.  And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.

Spider-Man blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets.  Or a bra on the bed.  Or wolf bedspreads.

Cardinals football blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom wolf bedspread bra poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains.  Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.

knotted window curtains drapes TV is on cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows.  And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.

bathroom bathtub with mirrors around it frosted windows kiss Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window.  And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.

cluttered living room The Last Supper blanket used as window curtain drape bicycle dream catchers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV.

cluttered family room TV is on Arizona Cardinals poster Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the dogs.

cluttered family room Cardinals poster two dogs pets on couch sofa Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter.  And unknot the curtains.

cluttered kitchen flyswatter hangers knotted curtains drapes Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.

just one lifetime won't be enough time for us faux painted wall vinyl flooring coming up dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Pets · Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Dolls On Display

April 9th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Giant sock monkey!

tall big huge giant sock monkey doll on couch sofa Chandler Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Raggedy Ann & Andy dolls plus one of those crying child dolls in another home.

Raggedy Ann & Andy dolls crying baby child Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Raggedy Ann is joined by other doll friends at this house.

Raggedy Ann doll collection bedroom Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The dolls stare at you while you sleep.

doll collection bedroom Tolleson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes

Opening Day For Baseball

April 6th, 2015 · No Comments

Hats off to the new baseball season that starts today.  These Surprise, Arizona sellers have taken a lot of hats off for their favorite team, the Boston Red Sox.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner dozens lots of hats caps on display on bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

They also like the New England Patriots.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner New England Patriots bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Boston Red Sox fan??!?  This one hails from Avondale, Arizona.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan bedspread stuffed animals bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

Arizona Diamondbacks fan in El Mirage, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan logo pennant on bedroom wall El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Diamondbacks fan in Glendale, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan Montero poster on bedroom wall milk producers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

This Phoenix seller loves the Chicago Cubs.

Chicago Cubs baseball fan blanket Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Cubs fan in Casa Grande, Arizona.

Chicago Cubs baseball fan pennant Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Surprise, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

To Buy Or Two Knot Buy?

April 3rd, 2015 · No Comments

This home’s kitchen does offer cabinet space and counter space.

kitchen cabinet face missing exposed sink clutter on counters fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

I love U too.  Now clean up your room!

cluttered bedroom I heart U teddy bear leopard print bedspread diaper box Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

USA! USA! USA!

cluttered bedroom USA cheap bedspread Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Knotted curtain!  Made of plastic?

knotted curtain drapes plastic tablecloth dining room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Another knotted curtain!  Christmas tree was still up when the house was listed on January 15.

knotted curtain drapes Christmas tree still up on display January 15th Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

That little shed is for the water heater.

vinyl siding water heater shed Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · Siding · Bedspread

Sagging Mattress

April 2nd, 2015 · No Comments

That mattress has seen better days.  Now shaped like a hammock.

thin cheap mattress sagging in the middle ugly tile floor bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Tile · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes

Motivational Message For April

April 1st, 2015 · 1 Comment

“A sword weilds no strength.”  But a pen is mightier than a sword.  Weild is spelled wield.  Sorry.

misspelled wield word a sword weilds no strength quote saying painted on bedroom wall Arizona City home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities