Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

Three Laptops & One Slice of Pizza

December 20th, 2014 · No Comments

Does not compute.  Buyers will press the Escape key.  Tell the sellers to Delete the dining table clutter.

three laptop computers one slice of pizza papers cluttered dining room table poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room

The Children Were Nestled All Snug In Their Beds

December 19th, 2014 · No Comments

While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.

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Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.

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Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.

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Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.

Notre Dame football fightin' Irish bedspread blanket bedroom Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

For when you’re dog tired?  Or should we call it Three Dog Night?

three hunting dogs bedspread blanket bedroom El Mirage Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Howl at the moon.  [North Judson, Indiana]

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Santa’s Reindeer Dasher

December 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry.  They left the TV behind.

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind TV bedroom Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Dine and dash?

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

[sigh]

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind orange leather sofa couch family room Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.

tall weeds surrounding the back patio ugly yard landscaping Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.

tall weeds surrounding the back patio ugly yard landscaping Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Landscaping · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Cement the Deal

December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard

Panda Express

December 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Two pandas running around this cluttered bedroom.

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The kitchen looks cluttered.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Let’s try another angle for this photo.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

This angle’s no better.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Each window has a different covering.

cluttered living room mismatched window curtains drapes poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Nutcracker collection, exercise ball, and other mischief and what-not.

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Keep Calm & Carry On.  That what the sign over the bed reads.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Magnets Do Not Attract

December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Gilbert Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Youngtown Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Refrigerator Magnets · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Shop At WalMart This Holiday Season

December 7th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These Des Moines, Iowa sellers shop at WalMart.  You should too.

hoarding stuffed garage full of stuff boxes bags WalMart cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

They’re not the neatest sellers we’ve known.

hoarding stuffed basement full of stuff cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

This is the gift wrapping room!

cluttered attic gift present wrapping paper room Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Basket weave vinyl flooring.

old original vintage vinyl floor tile basket weave pattern wood paneling Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Check out the pom poms on the curtains.

pom pom pompoms on window drapes curtains poorly patched wall Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Mr. Seller, please repair the ceiling.  Oh, and remove the mold in the corner too.

hole in ceiling mold mildew in corner Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Basement · Attic

No One Will Notice

December 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sponges should be for cleaning, not for wall paint.  Thank you.

cluttered kitchen amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Not enough storage space in the kitchen?

cluttered kitchen dining room amatuer bad pink sponge paint walls poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

First impressions when you enter the house?

cluttered living room furniture too big poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Maybe Spider-Man will save the day.

cluttered bedroom Spider-Man blanket used as curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There are two kids on the bed.

cluttered bedroom two young kids children on bed poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

Organized chaos.

cluttered bedroom red curtain poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

There’s a lot to Gain by Tide-ying up this laundry room.

cluttered laundry room poor bad home staging Casa Grande Arizona house for sale photo

The seller is going over the home’s upgrades and improvements with potential buyers.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Back Yard · People In Photos

Car Crash

December 3rd, 2014 · 3 Comments

He was texting while driving, saw the school bus, swerved, and crashed.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Toys · People In Photos

European Bathroom

November 30th, 2014 · 2 Comments

They do things differently on the continent.  Bathrooms, for one example.  This is a bathroom in a Dutch home for sale.  You ask the questions.  I don’t want to know.

ugly bathroom toilet hoses tubes strange weird odd fixer-upper Dutch The Netherlands home house for sale photo

The home’s second bathroom.

ugly bathroom bathtub cluttered pink tennis shoes trainers sneakers fixer-upper Dutch The Netherlands home house for sale photo

Cluttered living room.

cluttered living room too much stuff piles everywhere fixer-upper ceiling stain Dutch The Netherlands home house for sale photo

Poor thing.

dirty bedroom crib broken lion stuffed animal Dutch The Netherlands home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Stuffed Animals · Garbage and/or Junk · Other International Cities