Does not compute. Buyers will press the Escape key. Tell the sellers to Delete the dining table clutter.
Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'
December 20th, 2014 · No Comments
December 19th, 2014 · No Comments
While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.
Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.
Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.
Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.
For when you’re dog tired? Or should we call it Three Dog Night?
Howl at the moon. [North Judson, Indiana]
December 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry. They left the TV behind.
Dine and dash?
Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.
Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.
I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.
December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment
When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.
December 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Two pandas running around this cluttered bedroom.
The kitchen looks cluttered.
Let’s try another angle for this photo.
This angle’s no better.
Each window has a different covering.
Nutcracker collection, exercise ball, and other mischief and what-not.
Keep Calm & Carry On. That what the sign over the bed reads.
December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.
Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.
It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.
Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.
December 7th, 2014 · 1 Comment
These Des Moines, Iowa sellers shop at WalMart. You should too.
They’re not the neatest sellers we’ve known.
This is the gift wrapping room!
Basket weave vinyl flooring.
Check out the pom poms on the curtains.
Mr. Seller, please repair the ceiling. Oh, and remove the mold in the corner too.
December 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Sponges should be for cleaning, not for wall paint. Thank you.
Not enough storage space in the kitchen?
First impressions when you enter the house?
Maybe Spider-Man will save the day.
There are two kids on the bed.
There’s a lot to Gain by Tide-ying up this laundry room.
The seller is going over the home’s upgrades and improvements with potential buyers.
December 3rd, 2014 · 3 Comments
He was texting while driving, saw the school bus, swerved, and crashed.
November 30th, 2014 · 2 Comments
They do things differently on the continent. Bathrooms, for one example. This is a bathroom in a Dutch home for sale. You ask the questions. I don’t want to know.
The home’s second bathroom.
Cluttered living room.