Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

(bed)Room For Improvement

January 31st, 2017 · 4 Comments

This seller thought the room was cool, especially with the wall air conditioner.

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This room seemed perfectly fine to the seller.

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This seller wouldn’t change a thing. Literally.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Shrine of the Times

January 29th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Thank you to our reader Kelle for submitting these photos of a Montrose, Pennsylvania home. Here you can see a shrine created by the seller.

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Cluttered dining room.

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Another shrine on the left?

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Cluttered kitchen.

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A fan-tastic bedroom.

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The dog and cat are trying to ignore the peeling ceiling paint.

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The tidiest room of the house.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition

Holiday Inn Wants Their Towel Back

January 15th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Our reader Karen sent us these photos of an Aberdeen, Maryland home. Here’s evidence of a stolen Holiday Inn towel! Shame on them.

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The other bathroom has a busy look. Let’s remove all the stuff on each side of the shower.

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Which looks twice as bad when it’s reflected in a mirror.

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Yes, it’s a game room, but the rifle could go, as well as the Pepsi clock and life preserver.

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When you enter the house, you see visual clutter. Clear out the foyer.

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Nice home. Just needs tidying up here and there. Moral of the story: present your home in the best manner and don’t steal hotel towels.

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · Entry · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Staging · Weapons & Firearms · Wood Paneling

Gnome Chomsky Was Here

January 14th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Did you know that Gnome Chomsky, the famous linguist and philosopher, has a winter home in Sun City, Arizona?

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Tags: Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Patio · Staging

Everything Is Here

January 11th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Concentrated clutter.

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Tags: Clutter · Family Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Calgary Stampede

January 8th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Thanks to our reader Helen for sending us these photos of a Calgary, Alberta, Canada home. Helen is nervous about the antlers falling down on someone while they sleep.

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Perhaps this is the mother-in-law’s room? Sweet dreams, “Mom.”

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In this cowboy-inspired home, we’ll see several bedrooms and bathrooms. Here’s a cluttered bedroom/bathroom combo.

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Over the bathtub, it reads “Save a horse, ride a cowboy.”

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Another view of this bedroom.

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Another cluttered bathroom. With exposed vanity storage. A heated towel rack with towels missing. An exposed incandescent light bulb directly over the bathtub. And a thick wood frame over the sinks with no mirror. The frame reads “howdy.”

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This is embedded into the floor.

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This bathroom has two showers. So when the cowboys come home from a hard day of roping cattle, they can take showers at the same time and reach around for warm towels.

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Another cluttered bedroom with exposed ceiling.

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It has its own kitchen.

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Here’s another bathroom. A dustpan is available near the toilet.

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The shower looks like this.

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The bathroom is also the laundry room. The mirror is there so the cowboy can admire his hat while he pees.

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Here’s the main kitchen with a million bottles on the shelves. Looks like they spent big money to add Venetian plaster to the ceiling.

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What are all of those bottles? And why are the kitchen cabinet drawers and doors missing?

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Yes, that’s John Wayne on the back of the chair.

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Cluttered bonus room.

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More antlers and clutter.

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And we finish with another bathroom. Sure to upset 50% of buyers and please 50% of buyers, the toilet seat lid is completely removed. Yee haw!!

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Clutter · Kitchen · Other International Cities · Safety Issue · Staging · Taxidermy

Imagine the Inside

January 6th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Full patio out back. No photos available of inside the house. Wonder why.

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Tags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes

Messy Start To the New Year

January 5th, 2017 · 3 Comments

The house wasn’t ready to go on the market, but they did it anyway.

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There’s a dining area in the back corner.

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First impressions.

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Spittoon!

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Staging · Window Coverings