Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

Not Ready To Sell

March 9th, 2017 · No Comments

Cluttered living room in Tempe, Arizona. The sellers want buyers to see their home like this?!?

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Garbage can right there. Throw things in it, sellers. Thank you.

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Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Living Room · Tempe, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling

Howl You Rate This House?

March 6th, 2017 · No Comments

There’s a wolf at your door. Watch out!

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When you step out of the wolf bedroom, you might trip over the extension cord. The staging in this house is bananas.

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Minimalistic kitchen with no upper cabinets or counter space or dishwasher.

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Looks like they replaced the original counter and sink since the “new” one doesn’t line up properly. With all those hair care products and toiletries, you’d think the mirror would not be on the right of the vanity and that there would be better lighting.

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Another bedroom.

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And one more.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dining Room · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging

President Trump’s VOICE Program

March 1st, 2017 · 2 Comments

President Trump announced a new division in the Department of Homeland Security during his State of the Union speech last night: V.O.I.C.E. It stands for Victims Of Incessantly Cluttered Environments. We hope he sends in the National Guard to help these three homes.

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No more clutter!

Please help the victims.

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Make America clutter-free again.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Living Room · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Cute As a Bug In a Rug

February 22nd, 2017 · 4 Comments

Rugs for sale! Rugs for sale! We’ve got hundreds of rugs for sale.

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Come check us out. We have all styles of rugs.

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Clearance sale going on right now. We must clear out our inventory.

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No dishwasher in the kitchen. Limited cabinet space. But at least there are no rugs.

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No rugs here either.

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Custom paint job.

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The screen helps with the hot sun.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Faux Paint & Murals · Fireplace · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Rugs

Presidents Day

February 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Today is Presidents Day. George Washington was the first United States president.

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Tags: Clutter · Office/Den · Other US Cities · Staging

Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

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Romantic bedroom.

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Love is in the air.

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We (heart) you too.

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Love makes the world go ’round.

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals

FanTastic

February 11th, 2017 · No Comments

The fan is featured prominently in this cluttered space.

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The protective cover is missing from the fan. But it still works just fine.

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Phoenix Homes · Safety Issue · Staging

(bed)Room For Improvement

January 31st, 2017 · 4 Comments

This seller thought the room was cool, especially with the wall air conditioner.

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This room seemed perfectly fine to the seller.

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This seller wouldn’t change a thing. Literally.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Shrine of the Times

January 29th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Thank you to our reader Kelle for submitting these photos of a Montrose, Pennsylvania home. Here you can see a shrine created by the seller.

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Cluttered dining room.

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Another shrine on the left?

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Cluttered kitchen.

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A fan-tastic bedroom.

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The dog and cat are trying to ignore the peeling ceiling paint.

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The tidiest room of the house.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window