Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

Chaotic Kitchen

November 10th, 2014 · 1 Comment

There’s a kitchen in there somewhere.

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Fly & the Family Stone

November 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Fly strip!!  Nice decorating touch?  Some would say it’s tacky.

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Family Photos

Thirsty?

November 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Who needs that much water??!  Fifteen 5-gallon jugs of water!  Unless this is a set for the Signs movie sequel?  Or a prepper?

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Or maybe this is a set for the Misery movie sequel.  That thing on the bed could be a hobbling device for Kathy Bates!

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Help Needed

November 3rd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Peoria, Arizona short sale.

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Staging assistance needed, please.

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Another guy’s computer desk with bottle of lotion and toilet paper handy.

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Quick.  Buy some closet doors and throw everything inside before buyers arrive.

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At least she covered up the face on the Justin Bieber poster.

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This bedroom is half tidy.

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Why did they remove the rug?  Buyers might have thought that was the normal color of the carpet.

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The pink fabric vertical blinds complement the wallpaper border.

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The wallpaper border in the kitchen is birdhouses but they look like outhouses.  Did you see the neon green plastic pumpkin too?

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Before dining room, with furniture.

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After dining room.  Maybe they’d better bring back the furniture to cover up the walls.

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The master bedroom.  Complete with princess blanket used as a curtain.

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This is a house with young children and yet the floor fan does not have a protective grille.

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What happened to the flooring?

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Looking the opposite direction shows more of the flooring problem.

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It could have looked worse.

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They gave up on the paint.

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This photo was taken many months before Halloween.

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The patio is surprisingly clear of clutter.  Now to work on the peeling paint.

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Safety Issue · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Family Photos · Toys · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

It Has Wainscoting

November 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Let’s start with the positives about this Evansville, Indiana home:  it has wainscoting.  And at least they didn’t do one more twist to knot the curtains.  And for that, we thank you.  Now about the fan, the dog, the cords on the floor, the cord on the ceiling with foil (!!), that damaged wall, the dream catcher, and the dirt.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Pets · Family Photos · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

This House Is Clean

October 30th, 2014 · 3 Comments

The sellers can guarantee that there are no evil spirits in their house.

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Well…at least not now.

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The buyers will need to leave the crosses on the wall.  You know, just in case.

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What other reason could there be for so many to be on display in every room of the house?

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Tags: Staging · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Collections · Family Photos

Who’s Been Sleeping In the Garage?

October 29th, 2014 · 4 Comments

They converted a garage into a studio apartment.  See the cot?  The “closet”, the “kitchen”, and the “office”?

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Check out the creepy Halloween mask!!

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Tags: Garage or Carport · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Hoop Dreams

October 29th, 2014 · No Comments

Everyone dreams of being a big basketball star.  But if this Evansville, Indiana dreamer isn’t drafted into the NBA, he should take up boxing as a career.

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NBA Basketball Season Has Started

October 29th, 2014 · No Comments

Who will be the best basketball team this year?  The Miami Heat?

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The Phoenix Suns?

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At least they only twisted the curtain instead of knotting it!

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Or the Boston Celtics?

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Boyfriend

October 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Who wouldn’t want Justin Bieber as a boyfriend?!

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs