Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

Flag Day

June 14th, 2016 · No Comments

Today is Flag Day.  Time to display the American flag.  Properly, that is.  The blue field is supposed to be in the top left.  Hey, you, on the right side of the photo.  Fix the flag.  Thank you.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward patio NASCAR stickers on refrigerator Mesa Arizona home house for sale

Same goes for you too, buddy.  Fix it.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward front window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

American pride.

American flag on display in kitchen trash cans bottled water jugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Young patriots.

American flag on display in cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Old patriot.

American flag on display I am retired too sign front yard Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

Portion Control

June 13th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Everything tastes better on a Ritz, as long as there is portion control.

messy cluttered disorganized kitchen counters Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The other view of the kitchen.  Let’s Resolve to clean up this kitchen.

messy cluttered disorganized kitchen counters Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The black plastic was to stop bugs from entering but didn’t work?  The bug spray is ready to grab.

cluttered family room black plastic sheet hung on wall bug spray can Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

At least the curtains aren’t knotted.

cluttered family room junk on floor messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another view of the family room.  This home sale is a short sale, by the way.  The bank is sure to be sympathetic after seeing these photos.

cluttered family room junk on floor messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Home office.

cluttered office junk on floor messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The garage is a dumping ground.

cluttered garage junk on floor messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Family Room · Kitchen · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Office/Den · Garbage and/or Junk

Multi-Purpose Patio

June 9th, 2016 · 1 Comment

In case you’re not sure what to do with your covered patio.

covered patio filled with auto car engine parts junk clutter weight machine back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk

Put Things Away Please

June 8th, 2016 · 3 Comments

There’s stuff on the chair, in front of the chair, behind the chair, and all around.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff office Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Clear off the counters please.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff kitchen counters Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

More clutter.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff kitchen counters Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And more stuff in the bedroom.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another view.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Cluttered bathroom too.  The seller was perfectly fine selling her house in this condition.

cluttered disorganized too much stuff bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Office/Den

Sniff

June 7th, 2016 · No Comments

Please close the shades for privacy.  Thank you.

cluttered bedroom bear stuffed animals in awkward position Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals

Canadian Clutter

June 5th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Thank you to our reader Ryan who sent these photos of a Lower Canard, Nova Scotia, Canada home.  Lots to see here.

cluttered family room visually distracting poor home staging Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada house for sale photo

Kitchen with fly strip.  Plus the owner and a dog.

cluttered kitchen person lady woman dog pet fly strip Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

The dog is still there.  Now we see a cracked ceiling and a collection of plates.

cluttered kitchen cracked ceiling plate collection Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Kitchen.

cluttered kitchen old stove oven Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Canadians put stuff on their refrigerators too.  Look how high the clothes dryer is.  Another dog is leaving the room.

cluttered kitchen dog pet Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Clutter on the left.  Scary stairs in the middle.  Animal fur on the right.

cluttered staircase animal fur pelt Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Cluttered bedroom.

cluttered bedroom pile stack of boxes Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Same bedroom, different view.

cluttered bedroom pile stack of boxes Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

Sweatshop?  There’s a bug zapper too.

cluttered room weaving looms bug zapper Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

The seller feels an offer is looming.

cluttered room weaving looms Lower Canard Nova Scotia Canada home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Pets · Dining Room · Collections · Refrigerator Magnets · Ceiling · Other International Cities

Crafts Room

June 2nd, 2016 · 4 Comments

Very crafty seller.

ugly tile pattern sponge paint walls clutter lots of visual distractions Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Short Sale Example

May 31st, 2016 · 3 Comments

There are currently only 277 active short sale listings in the Phoenix metro area.  Thank goodness.  Here’s an example.

Take her.  The dog is begging, “Forget her.  Take me!”

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom dog pet on bed take her on TV short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Let’s back out of this cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Into another cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

And another one.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The drawer front is missing.

drawer front missing in cluttered bathroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The kid is not peeing.  He’s looking at something.  What is it?

cluttered bathroom little boy looking at baby chickens chicks short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

It’s baby chickens!!  With a short sale, you never want to count your chickens before they’re hatched.  The bank has to approve the offer.

cluttered bathroom baby chickens chicks heat lamp short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Over in the family room, it looks like the sellers have security cameras set up.  In case someone dares to steal their stuff.

cluttered disorganized messy family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

We pan to the right.

cluttered disorganized messy family room kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Deep fryer in the kitchen.

kitchen dirty cabinets door deep fat fryer popcorn maker short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Dinner is served.  Somewhere.

cluttered disorganized messy dining room table short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Bonus room.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

They included a photo at a higher viewpoint.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Personal belongings and toys take priority over the fireplace.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room fireplace short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The covered patio is a great place to entertain guests.

cluttered disorganized messy junky covered patio back yard short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

This yard might have a swimming pool.

cluttered disorganized messy junky back yard dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Well, at least it hasn’t turned green yet.

neglected dead leaves debris dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Fireplace · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dining Room · Back Yard · Toys · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

Messy Bedrooms

May 25th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Ugh.

very messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Another messy bedroom.  Ugh.

very messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Do sellers not care?

very messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

From another angle.  The closet is more organized than the bedroom.

very messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

When bedrooms are used as storage rooms.

very messy chaotic disorganized cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Jump For Joy

May 24th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Will buyers jump up and down when they see this beautiful back yard?  Or will they shed a tear?  The sellers are tired of us grilling them about cleaning up their yard.

junky cluttered back yard rusty rusted shed trampoline BBQ grill tire garbage Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Oh, look.  There’s a lounge area for you to rest between weightlifting sets.

junky cluttered back yard garbage outdoor couch sofa weight set Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The dog is super excited about the fire pit.

junky cluttered back yard outdoor couch sofa dog pet fire pit trampoline Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk