Entries Tagged as 'Clutter'

Full House

October 16th, 2014 · 6 Comments

The wall is full.

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The kitchen counters are fully covered.

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American flag.  Now we need apple pie.

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Sole survivor?

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Filled up bedroom.

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Is someone in the bed?

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The times on the clocks don’t match.

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Family Photos

Got Towels?

October 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Do they have enough towels in this bathroom?

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No one ever wants to see a stool in a bathroom photo!

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes

Well Balanced

October 10th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Perfectly stacked.

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Black fabric vertical blinds were all the rage back then.

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So too was covering your computer and printer with plastic.

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The kitchen.

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Fine dining.

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Accordion folding doors separate the dining room from the family room.

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Grandma rolls her own doobies!!  Zig-Zag cigarette wrapping paper box (lower right of photo).

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Now why didn’t I think of that?!  Stacked nightstand tables!  Clever.

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Grandma's House

Vague Real Estate Photos

October 6th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Sometimes you can’t get a clear idea about the look of a house.  Especially if the photos are not up to par, as promoted for this Mesa, Arizona home.

Sideways bathroom.

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Upside down hallway.  Well, it helps buyers see the ceiling’s water stain more clearly.

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We can’t see what the shower looks like.

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We can’t see what the bathroom looks like either.  No other photos available of the bathroom.

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Use your imagination for this bedroom.

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The photographer shifted to the right, but we still can’t see the bedroom.

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The only photo of the kitchen and we can’t see it.  Is your curiosity piqued enough to see this house?

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Tags: Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Poor Photography · Shower Curtain

Red Velvet Wallpaper

October 5th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Thank you to our reader Michael for sending us these delightful photos of a San Diego, California home.

Red velvet wallpaper!!  Go ahead and touch it.  It’s fuzzy.

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Same wallpaper in a very cluttered bedroom.

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The couch is on blocks of wood.

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The drapes and valances match but the furniture does not.

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A knotted curtain!  Ugh.

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It looks like a dog wearing a sweater standing on its hind legs.

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The sellers take their grooming seriously.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Ugly Décor · Wallpaper · Other US Cities · Bedspread

A Head In the Head

September 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments

There’s mannequin head in this Gainesville, Georgia bathroom.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Other US Cities

Tickle Me, Elmo

September 27th, 2014 · No Comments

Oh, hi, Elmo.  Are you having fun?

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No surprise, this is a short sale.

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To qualify for a short sale, you must have a hardship.  Being messy is not a hardship.

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First impressions are formed at the front entrance.

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Tags: Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Garbage and/or Junk

70 Bottles of Booze On the Wall

September 26th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Take one down, pass it around…

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Here’s the rest.  Cheers.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Collections

Under the Grapevine

September 24th, 2014 · 2 Comments

They solved the problem of not enough closet space.  Just add lattice to the wall and now you can hang hangers from it.  The gargoyle nods his head in approval.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Who Needs Cabinet Doors?

September 23rd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Maybe these Phoenix sellers have the right idea.  Remove the kitchen cabinet doors so you can see what you have!  Brilliant.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Cabinets · Refrigerator Magnets · Fixer-Upper