Entries Tagged as 'Staging'

Three Laptops & One Slice of Pizza

December 20th, 2014 · No Comments

Does not compute.  Buyers will press the Escape key.  Tell the sellers to Delete the dining table clutter.

three laptop computers one slice of pizza papers cluttered dining room table poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room

Santa’s Reindeer Dasher

December 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry.  They left the TV behind.

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind TV bedroom Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Dine and dash?

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

[sigh]

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind orange leather sofa couch family room Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.

tall weeds surrounding the back patio ugly yard landscaping Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.

tall weeds surrounding the back patio ugly yard landscaping Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Landscaping · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Kiss Who?

December 17th, 2014 · No Comments

KISS rock poster in a Glendale, Arizona home.

KISS rock poster in dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Who rock poster in a Phoenix home.

The Who rock poster in bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes

Big Furniture

December 16th, 2014 · No Comments

The sofas are too big for that space.  How about moving them to the other larger room?

sofa couches are too big for the space room home staging needed Phoenix Arizona house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Just Say No To Dope

December 13th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Mac Miller is dope?  Uh…nope.

Mac Miller is dope poster ugly tile floor Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes

Panda Express

December 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Two pandas running around this cluttered bedroom.

cluttered bedroom panda stuffed animals poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The kitchen looks cluttered.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Let’s try another angle for this photo.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

This angle’s no better.

cluttered kitchen poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Each window has a different covering.

cluttered living room mismatched window curtains drapes poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Nutcracker collection, exercise ball, and other mischief and what-not.

cluttered living room nutcracker collection exercise ball poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Keep Calm & Carry On.  That what the sign over the bed reads.

cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Teen Idol Showdown

December 10th, 2014 · No Comments

Today’s smack-down showdown features two teen idols:  Taylor Lautner vs. Justin Bieber.  Which one steals your heart?

Taylor Lautner?

Taylor Lautner abs shirt unbuttoned posters in bedroom Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Or Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber boyfriend posters in bedroom Goodyear Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Justin Bieber bedspread.  Do you really want your little girl sleeping with him every night?

Justin Bieber boyfriend posters bedspread in bedroom Goodyear Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Bedspread

Gym It Up

December 9th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Work it!  Awesome!  You are fabulous!

gym it up work it awesome stars red paint Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Magnets Do Not Attract

December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Gilbert Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Youngtown Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Refrigerator Magnets · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Shop At WalMart This Holiday Season

December 7th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These Des Moines, Iowa sellers shop at WalMart.  You should too.

hoarding stuffed garage full of stuff boxes bags WalMart cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

They’re not the neatest sellers we’ve known.

hoarding stuffed basement full of stuff cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

This is the gift wrapping room!

cluttered attic gift present wrapping paper room Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Basket weave vinyl flooring.

old original vintage vinyl floor tile basket weave pattern wood paneling Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Check out the pom poms on the curtains.

pom pom pompoms on window drapes curtains poorly patched wall Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Mr. Seller, please repair the ceiling.  Oh, and remove the mold in the corner too.

hole in ceiling mold mildew in corner Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Basement · Attic