Entries Tagged as 'Staging'

Colored Balls

February 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Green ball and blue ball.  And clutter.

green blue exercise ball cluttered family room boxes in front of fireplace poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Pink ball.  And clutter in another house.

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Red ball and satellite dish at another house.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Embedded

February 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

This person’s not going anywhere.  She/he turned her/his bedroom into a studio apartment.  It’s a living room and a kitchen and an office too.

cluttered bedroom used as an office and kitchen microwave messy chaotic poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

In the next room, we see boxes with the wording “Paper’s, get rid of” and “burn letters.”  I volunteer to help clear out this room so it shows nicer.  With all that clutter, buyers won’t notice the clean, nice window blinds or large room size.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

Fifty Shades of Grey Metal

February 20th, 2015 · 4 Comments

Christian & Anastasia would not listen to their Realtor about removing their “love” cage before selling their home.  Guess who’s in the doghouse now because the house hasn’t sold.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets

I Have a Milk Bone To Pick With You

February 17th, 2015 · 1 Comment

If the seller offers you a sloppy joe sandwich, politely decline and walk away.  She’s prepared it with Milk Bone dog biscuits and pain killers.  Suddenly you’re very sleepy?

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes

Short Shrift

February 16th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Short sale.  Little attention or care paid to housekeeping or house cleaning.

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A slice of life.  Pizza, not pizazz.

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Short on available counter space and storage.

very messy chaotic disorganized junky sloppy cluttered kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona home house

Methinks that garage is completely full of stuff.

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Tags: Staging · Curb Appeal · Kitchen · Garage or Carport · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Garbage and/or Junk · Poor Photography

Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2015 · No Comments

Have a beary happy Valentine’s Day.

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I couldn’t bear to be without you on Valentine’s Day.

Happy Valentine's Day stuffed animal bear bedroom Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The bear essentials.

Happy Valentine's Day stuffed animal bear bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I love you too.

Happy Valentine's Day stuffed animals bear bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I “heart” you.

Happy Valentine's Day stuffed animal heart bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Visual Overload

February 12th, 2015 · 6 Comments

This is what you call organized chaos.

Kurt Cobain photo picture entire bedrooms walls covered with stuff poor bad home staging cluttered Mesa Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes

Imelda Marcos Admirer

February 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment

I forgot I had this photo.  Yesterday’s post about the shoe box collection prompted a comment from a reader about Imelda Marcos.  So how about this photo?

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Collections

Shoe Box Collector

February 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment

No room in the closet for the shoes?

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Collections

Like a Dream

February 4th, 2015 · 7 Comments

Thank you, Rodney, for finding this rental on Craigslist.  It is an explosion of angels & whatnot.

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If only they had evened up the window sheers.

over the top gaudy too much stuff angels cherubs decorations décor bad poor home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale photo

It doesn’t say if the house comes furnished.  Or dusted.

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It does say that prospective renters will be required to have a “baground” check.

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And also that the neighborhood’s “environment is upscalled.”  Rodney, I know you want to live here, so I’ll gladly write you a reference letter.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room