Entries Tagged as 'Staging'

Phoenix Housing Bureau Relocated

July 23rd, 2014 · No Comments

Government officials recently relocated their bureau to the middle of a living room in a Phoenix home.

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But after complaints of cramped quarters, they moved it to the back yard of a Glendale, Arizona residence.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

It Made an Impression

July 22nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Phoenix home made an impression on our reader Jayne, but not a good impression.  This is the master bedroom, for example.

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The sellers trimmed their olive tree.  They lion-tailed the branches.  Also known as lollipopping.  It’s a topiary terror.

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Or it’s a spaceship on the bottom section with aliens waving around.  Thank you, Jayne!

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Tags: Staging · Landscaping · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

Five Fancy Bedspreads

July 21st, 2014 · 4 Comments

Tupac lives!  Marijuana leaf.  Buyers will put this house high on their list.  It’s listed for 420?

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Marilyn Monroe bedspread!  Gentlemen prefer bland bedspreads.  And completely painted walls.

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Bless America!

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The elusive white tiger.

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Holy.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Three Cluttered Bedrooms

July 20th, 2014 · No Comments

I’ll let the photos speak for themselves.

From Rialto, California.

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From Franklin, Pennsylvania.

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From San Antonio, Texas.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities

Ten Minutes & 3 Boxes

July 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Please let us tidy up this Mesa, Arizona home.  We’d only need ten minutes and some empty boxes.  You can time us.  1, 2, 3, go!  Remove the prescription bottle.  Remove everything on the kitchen counters.  Remove everything off the front, side, and top of the refrigerator.  And then remove all of the family photos in the next room.  Done!  Total cost: $0.  Benefit to the seller:  more buyers interested in seeing the home and higher offers.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Family Photos

Fish Fry

July 17th, 2014 · No Comments

A new trend we’re seeing in Phoenix:  placing a fish tank or aquarium or terrarium in front of a fireplace.

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This house has two tanks by the fireplace!  And two barbells!

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Photos

Bedroom Bedlam

July 16th, 2014 · 3 Comments

This bedroom could use a lot of help.  Carpet cleaning.  Removal of clutter and the fishing pole.  And so on.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Contain Yourself

July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The gorgeous green carpet.  The luxurious green couch.  The comfortable green chair.  The coziness of the room.  Contain yourself, buyers!  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Living Room · Ugly Décor · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Grandma's House

Monkey Business

July 10th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Nice kitchen, but the monkey statue is a distraction.  Why is it there?

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It appears to be enjoying a Popsicle or a can of Coke, while wearing a cowboy hat.  Odd little creature.  What possessed them to buy it?  We’re curious, George.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Chandler, AZ Homes

For Your Consideration

July 8th, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s a short sale.  And the seller is sitting right there, watching TV.  Is there anything he could remove from this room to make it look more enticing to buyers?

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What could he work on in the kitchen during commercial breaks?  Clearing off the counter, sink, and refrigerator?

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And clear off the dining table and remove the multiple wall calendars?

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There’s room for improvement in the bedroom.

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Do buyers really want to see a urinal next to the bed?

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Cluttered laundry room.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · People In Photos · Laundry Room