A mannequin/statue of a king! Sorry there aren’t other photos of the king. We really wanted to see more of him. Imagine yourself as a buyer walking into this house and seeing the king with a sword facing you! From the photo, it looks 7 feet tall.
Entries Tagged as 'Staging'
October 10th, 2015 · No Comments
October 8th, 2015 · 4 Comments
Clutter and visual distractions in an Apache Junction, Arizona living room. The front door is in the top right corner. You’ll be greeted by a totem pole and dream catchers. Bonus: the pink chair looks like a dream catcher!
Oh, good, I get to check Afghan blanket & hats on the categories.
Still cluttered at this angle.
October 7th, 2015 · 1 Comment
“Please have a seat. In any chair. The meeting will start in 10 minutes.”
“Coasters! I forgot to put out the coasters!”
“If you’re shy, you can sit in the corner.”
“It’s okay to yell, so everyone can hear you across the room.”
October 6th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Their ship has sailed.
Elvis left the building after seeing all this clutter.
Their autumn decorations are out. Year ’round.
We’re grateful it’s not knotted.
A place to tinker inside.
Family photos, mismatched floor tile, a cat, Southwest “art”, & more.
Harvest gold refrigerator with water & ice maker. That was top of the line back in the 1970s!
Two washing machines & three dryers. And lots of junk.
Looking to the left, we see…more junk. Over 50 used tires! They might need them someday, you know. Bad roof too.
The rugs add a touch of elegance to the back yard.
All this can be yours, if the price is right.
October 2nd, 2015 · 3 Comments
Through all the visual distractions of this photo, can you find the following: a horseshoe, a rotary dial phone, a car air freshener, three ball caps, and a flashlight?
October 1st, 2015 · 5 Comments
It had a nice kitchen at one time.
They took the sink!
The ceiling collapsed!
What a disaster.
Messy bathroom. With missing faucet.
Another messy bedroom.
Here’s the living room.
September 29th, 2015 · No Comments
If there’s a horizontal surface, she’s gonna cover it, you can bet.
There’s a kitchen there somewhere.
It takes four hours to dust this house.
September 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Four homes where sports dominates the rooms.
Basketball collection. Our heads are bobbing from the visual clutter.
Steelers man cave.
Too bad they didn’t put the shirts in that big walk-in closet nearby.
What a brilliant idea. I’m going to do this to my bathroom. Whenever I’m constipated, I’ll look at the Arizona State Sun Devils banner and it’ll make me go instantly. Tho’ I’ll probably get nauseated too.
September 19th, 2015 · 1 Comment
September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Check out the pirate flag is this Phoenix home.
By the way, today only at Krispy Kreme stores, you get a free glazed donut if you talk like a pirate. If you dress like a pirate, you get a free dozen donuts. More info here.
September 18th, 2015 · 1 Comment
I voted this house as “best on tour” during a Realtor home tour yesterday despite every room having a quote plastered on the walls. Really nice, clean, beautiful home, but the quotes were so distracting.
Family - the ones you live with, laugh with, and love
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
May you live every day of your life with joy
Laughter sparkles like a splash of water in sunlight
Everyday holds a possibility of a miracle
The fondest memories are made when gathered around the table
Good food - good friends - good times
House - where laughter is shared & memories begin