Ugly House Photos

Ugly Avondale, Arizona kitchen.  What were they thinking with the shelf paper over the cabinet doors?  And the bric-a-brac?

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We haven’t a clue why this photo was included in a Phoenix listing.  The photo’s caption reads, “Diving pool.”  But it’s a photo of a box for a Ryobi tile saw.

Here’s a real estate photo of a heater box in Houston, Texas.  And a wall frame missing drywall.  Perhaps the photographer desperately wanted a picture from this angle, so removed the drywall?

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Tomorrow is the 150th anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation.  A few people have never heard of it, evidently.  150 years, people.  Time to let it go.

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Is that supposed to be a barn/stable door?  With hay or straw?  And a hornet’s nest? Florence, Arizona home.

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Remove the floorboard and store your beer there.  Keeps it cool and safe.

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This Sun City, Arizona sweetie hangs her enema bag on the bathroom wall!!!  Yuck!  Why??!!!?!?!

Is it still wet when she hangs it up??!!?  It’s a horrible visual, especially with the glass shower walls.  Swoosh.  Splash.  Splatter.

Don’t say it’s a hot water bottle.  There’s a rubber tube and a hanger.

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Unbelievable.  Don’t bring the kiddies to see this Salmon, Idaho home.  Holy Gunsmoke!  Unsecured rifles for an entire militia.  Maybe he’s already seen the new Red Dawn movie.  You can never be too careful.

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I’ve never seen such realistic looking vines.  Am I in the tropics?  From a Mesa, Arizona home.

Paradise!

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It’s a balcony built inside the house!  Table & chairs.  Fake plants.  Fake windows.

Pan to the left and there’s another balcony!  When you’re in the mood, open the door, walk onto the balcony, strum the guitar, and serenade the lady standing in the bottom left corner of the photo (yes, that’s a head of hair).

Here’s an overview of the room.

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What were they thinking?!  Why take a chance on offending buyers?!  At the very least, don’t take a photo of the Confederate flag and include it.  This is their dining room.

They don’t have a griddle, so mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

The living room features a ball cap hanging from the ceiling.

The master bedroom.

Another bedroom.  Let’s hope the TV doesn’t topple over.

The back yard’s looking great.

What happened?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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