Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Knot Going Away

April 28th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Knotted curtains continue to show up in Phoenix area homes.

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When will people stop knotting their curtains?

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Can we set up counseling for people compelled to knot their drapes?

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Enact legislation to outlaw knotted curtains?

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Boycott homes with knotted curtains?

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I’d rather see pouf valances return than see knotted curtains.

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[sigh]

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At least these drapes weren’t knotted.  Only tied with string and twisted.

awful bad ugly trend knotted window curtains drapes tied into a knot Payson Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

Not Tidy

March 10th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Yes, people really live like this.

dirty disgusting soiled stained gross carpet junk all over living room Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Looking at it from the opposite direction.

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Bedroom with junk.

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Dirty bedroom with knotted curtains.

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Another bedroom.  The cleanest room in the house.

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Messy family room.

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Fairly clean bathroom.

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Tags: Carpet · Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Ceiling Fan

Knot In My House

February 12th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Knotted curtains are still around, unfortunately.

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The knots wrinkle the fabric permanently.

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It’s not attractive.

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Really?

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If the fabric is too long, cut it.

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This is what happens to your drapes after knotting them too much and too long!

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

This horrible trend has spread to Milwaukee, Illinois.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other US Cities · Make It Stop

Stylish Sofas

December 16th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Looking for new furniture for your home?  We have some suggestions.

Try a patterned fabric so it hides stains.

ugly sofa couch Morristown Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

A busy pattern will attract attention from guests.

ugly sofa couch Avondale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The couches complement the lovely lamps.

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A wave design adds a sense of flow to the sofa.  Placing the rug askew creates a jaunty look.

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Multi-colored fabric allows for millions of decorating options with color.

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Protect your investment with plastic covers.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

More Window Mistreatments

December 15th, 2015 · No Comments

Add a belly dancer’s veil or Coco’s bikini top to your window for extra flair!

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Draped sheers add drama too.

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A little bit of whimsy for the breakfast nook.

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He’s a real tiger in bed.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Family Photos

Grove City Home Part 3 of 3

December 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments

This concludes the series of photos from a Grove City, Pennsylvania home, provided to us from an anonymous reader.  We looked at the ceilings and the walls.  Today we look at some of the rooms of the house.  But first a look at the stairs leading to the basement.

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The flooring in the bathroom looks terrific.

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Another fixer-upper bathroom.

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And another bathroom.  Must be a real treat for the neighbors to see you so clearly.

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Step into the parlor.

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Beer me!

Michelob Ultra beer bottle in closet fixer-upper Grove City Pennsylvania home house for sale real estate photo

Free TV included with purchase.

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Neglected home.

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Waiting to be renovated.

old stained soiled carpet bedroom fixer-upper Grove City Pennsylvania home house for sale real estate photo

Someone please restore this house.

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Tags: Flooring · Carpet · Bathroom · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Fixer-Upper · Water Damage · Other US Cities · Basement

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Knot

December 11th, 2015 · No Comments

Ugh.  Knotted curtains.

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Here’s the view from the other side!  Enjoy.

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This house features double and triple knotting, just in case the drapes dare to come undone in a breeze.

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Triple your viewing pleasure.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Make It Stop

Yesterday Is History

November 16th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Today is time to tidy up this house.

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Time to put the clothes away.

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At least the lid is down.

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Please clean the grout.

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In the second bathroom, the newer vanity is smaller than the original vanity.  Mind the gap.

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Getting an early start on Christmas.

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Staging assistance needed here.

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At least there’s only one pan hanging from the pot rack.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pot Rack · Mold & Mildew · Holiday Décor

Knotted Curtains In Fort Wayne, Indiana

November 15th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Aha!  You thought we wouldn’t see the knotted curtains if you distracted us with piles of clutter.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities

Fall Foil-age

November 2nd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Autumn is the time for red & orange leaves.  Fall foliage becomes foilage in this case.  Foil insulation in the window, secured with duct tape!

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes