Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Tempting Tempe Temple

August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.

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Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?

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Spacious living room.

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Cozy kitchen.

fixer-upper ugly kitchen cabinets in bad shape condition Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

They were inspired by squished jelly beans?  Or Candy Crush Saga?

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The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.

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Looking the other direction.

large room ceiling beams mirrors Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The pool has seen better days.

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There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.

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A cardboard figure?

cardboard figure person Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Clutter · Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Cabinets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor

Trophy Life

August 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Someone won two big trophies. They weren’t for home staging.

two tall big trophies trophy cluttered room chaotic disorganized family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo Huggies

Nooooo!!  Knotted curtains!!!   Nooooo!!

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Four more trophies.  TV’s on!  Prescription bottles on display.  More family photos.

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Now we move over to the kitchen where we see two refrigerators.  And more prescription bottles within reach of children.

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cluttered kitchen chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles two refrigerators

There’s a kid looking in the window!  A peeping tom!  Maybe he can help tidy up this house.

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No wonder this kitchen is cluttered; there’s only a few upper cabinets.

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There’s a 2nd washing machine out on the cluttered back patio and two dryers.

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There’s refrigerator #3.  In the full sun.  And a puppy in a cage.  Oh, and at least 5 bicycles.

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Five scrubby pads.

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Pringles potato chips make for a great midnight snack.  More prescription bottles with easy access.  “Mommy, your Oxycontin pills are fun!”

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo Pringles potato chips prescription bottles

cluttered bedroom chaotic disorganized poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona houses for sale photo prescription bottles

I see baseball hats on the back of the door.

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The hangers are every which way.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Back Yard · Family Photos · People In Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche · Hats

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Not Fired Up About These Three Fireplaces

July 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Ugly fireplace in Hot Springs, Arkansas.  Plus cheap, dirty carpet.

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Check out this fireplace in Chandler, Arizona.  It certainly makes a statement.

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From another Hot Springs home.  It’s more of a heater than a fireplace, but still not pretty.  All that plywood and the bric-a-brac!  Very rustic.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Other US Cities

Family Fun

July 25th, 2014 · No Comments

The caption for this Mesa, Arizona home listing’s photo reads “family room.”  We’re not sure what’s going on behind the curtains.  An atrium?  A mausoleum?  There’s a bench for people to look away from the window or toward the window.

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Tags: Family Room · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Pink Parfait

July 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Thank you, Diana, for sending us photos of this Wesley Chapel, Florida home.

Slip covers on the couches!  Pink and tan are an interesting color combination.

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The table to the right of the sofa is crooked.  Please straighten it.  Thank you.

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That pink carpet sure looks like it’s holding up well.

ugly outdated pink carpet worn out stairs Wesley Chapel Florida home house for sale real estate photo

Euro style cabinets were all the rage in the late 1980s & early 1990s.  What would make the kitchen divine would be to de-vine the plastic plants.

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Pretty in pink.

pink bedspread carpet bedroom Wesley Chapel Florida home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Carpet · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Cabinets · Fake Plants & Flowers · Other US Cities · Grandma's House · Bedspread

Small Adjustments Needed

July 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Please, please, let me straighten out that toilet rug.  The right side isn’t flush with the floor.  Pardon the pun.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

red toilet rug carpet bathroom Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Please, please, let me turn that shower spray nozzle around.  Little details like this drive me crazy.  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

shower spray nozzle turned around backwards bathroom Hot Springs Arkansas homes houses for sale real estate photo

Please, please, let me adjust the window blinds so they are at the same level.  Uneven blinds make me shutter, er, shudder.  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

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Tags: Bathroom · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

Doll Collections

June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Collection of doll figurines.

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Doll collection plus a million books and movies.

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Kachina doll collection.

Kachina doll collection bedroom Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes

Go Outside & Play

June 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Kids don’t belong in real estate promotional photos.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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Little girl, before you leave the room, would you ask your mommy to please untie that stupid knotted curtain?  Thank you.  [Mesa, Arizona]

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Don’t sit around watching TV all day.  [Phoenix]

little girl kid child in real estate promotional photo picture watching TV Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He’s waving to the camera.  And now the picture is out of focus.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

boy kid child in real estate promotional photo picture kitchen out of focus Philadelphia Pennsylvania homes houses for sale

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Madam Will See You Now

June 22nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

Credit cards are accepted, but cash is preferred.  [Rialto, California]

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Other US Cities · Bedspread