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September 19th, 2014 · No Comments
September 18th, 2014 · 3 Comments
This is UglyHousePhotos.com’s 8,000th post! So we might as well make it a doozy.
Gotta love that huge stain on the mattress!
By the way, it’s a short sale. Graffiti on the wall.
If only Tinkerbell would wave her wand and clean this house.
You can really say that there’s everything out there including the kitchen sink. Two sinks, actually.
Should we give them props for propping up the fence?
September 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments
It’s making a comeback in home décor! Dyed pampas grass plumes! [Fort Morgan, Colorado]
The arrows are pointing downward.
It’s okay, the lace curtains aren’t knotted.
Visual distractions everywhere!
There is storage under the waterbed.
September 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment
We don’t want to see children in real estate photos.
At least he’s not watching TV.
Waiting for the school bus?
On today’s after school TV special: Why Mommy’s House Won’t Sell.
Mom is telling her kids to get up and go outside.
August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments
This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.
Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?
Spacious living room.
They were inspired by squished jelly beans? Or Candy Crush Saga?
The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.
Looking the other direction.
The pool has seen better days.
There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.
A cardboard figure?
August 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Someone won two big trophies. They weren’t for home staging.
Nooooo!! Knotted curtains!!! Nooooo!!
Four more trophies. TV’s on! Prescription bottles on display. More family photos.
Now we move over to the kitchen where we see two refrigerators. And more prescription bottles within reach of children.
There’s a kid looking in the window! A peeping tom! Maybe he can help tidy up this house.
No wonder this kitchen is cluttered; there’s only a few upper cabinets.
There’s a 2nd washing machine out on the cluttered back patio and two dryers.
There’s refrigerator #3. In the full sun. And a puppy in a cage. Oh, and at least 5 bicycles.
Five scrubby pads.
Pringles potato chips make for a great midnight snack. More prescription bottles with easy access. “Mommy, your Oxycontin pills are fun!”
I see baseball hats on the back of the door.
The hangers are every which way.
Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Back Yard · Family Photos · People In Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche · Hats
July 28th, 2014 · 7 Comments
Those dreaded knotted curtains are back. And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.
Here they are from a different angle.
Knotted curtains are like a virus. They spread to other windows in a house. Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.
We don’t luv knotted curtains.
People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.
Either knot them both or none. We vote for none.
How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?
Please make this trend go away.
It’s knot a good look.
Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room
July 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Ugly fireplace in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Plus cheap, dirty carpet.
Check out this fireplace in Chandler, Arizona. It certainly makes a statement.
From another Hot Springs home. It’s more of a heater than a fireplace, but still not pretty. All that plywood and the bric-a-brac! Very rustic.
July 25th, 2014 · No Comments
The caption for this Mesa, Arizona home listing’s photo reads “family room.” We’re not sure what’s going on behind the curtains. An atrium? A mausoleum? There’s a bench for people to look away from the window or toward the window.
July 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments
Thank you, Diana, for sending us photos of this Wesley Chapel, Florida home.
Slip covers on the couches! Pink and tan are an interesting color combination.
The table to the right of the sofa is crooked. Please straighten it. Thank you.
That pink carpet sure looks like it’s holding up well.
Euro style cabinets were all the rage in the late 1980s & early 1990s. What would make the kitchen divine would be to de-vine the plastic plants.
Pretty in pink.