Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Pieces of Wood

August 16th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Wood paneling in Houston, Texas.  Got an awkward section to panel?  Doesn’t matter.  Cover it somehow.

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Tags: Carpet · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities

Knotted Again

August 5th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Knotted curtains!  Ugh.

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Two knots.

ugly knotted window curtains drapes bad trend Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

That’s not right.

ugly knotted window curtains drapes bad trend El Mirage Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Half knotted is better than fully knotted?

ugly knotted window curtains drapes bad trend Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Half knotted in Wichita Falls, Texas.

ugly knotted window curtains drapes bad trend Wichita Falls Texas home house for sale real estate photo

Fully knotted in Houston, Texas.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

It’s Curtains For These Homes

July 6th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Matchy matchy.

gaudy ugly frilly curtains match the bedspread window treatment coverings drapes Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Wall o’ curtains.

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Dramatic effect in the middle.

gaudy ugly floral curtains window treatment coverings drapes Sun Lakes Arizona home house for sale photo

Why block the view of the yard and pool?  At least they’re not knotted.

gaudy ugly heavy red curtains window treatment coverings drapes Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Old school drapes.

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Heavy.

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Better than nothing?

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Tags: Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes

Blind Faith

July 3rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Phoenix sun is very intense and hot.  It can melt plastic!  Pets can also damage window blinds.

plastic window blinds melted warped damaged Chandler Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Is it politically correct to say the window blinds are vertically challenged?

vertical window blinds damaged boarded up Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper

Mickey Mice

June 26th, 2015 · No Comments

Mickey Mouse in a window.

Mickey Mouse sheet used as window curtain drape Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Mickey Mouse hiding behind a table.

Mickey Mouse painted on kitchen wall refrigerator magnets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Mickey Mouse & clones taking a shower.

Mickey Mouse shower curtain bathroom Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Glendale, AZ Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Shower Curtain

Air Conditioner Missing

June 22nd, 2015 · 1 Comment

The air conditioning unit is gone.

A/C air conditioning unit missing stolen gone old ventilation pipes ducts Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The kitchen needs help.

damaged neglected kitchen cabinets fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

New drapes, outlet cover, flooring…

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New tile, please.

bathroom floor tile cracked missing damaged fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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New window please.

window missing damaged fixer-upper bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Tile · Bathroom · Kitchen · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper · Siding

Do Knot Do This

June 8th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Those dreaded knotted curtains have now shown up in Warren, Ohio.

ugly bad stupid horrible trend look knotted knotting tying window drapes curtains in knots Warren Ohio home house for sale photo

This horrible trend is all over the Phoenix metro area, including El Mirage.

ugly bad stupid horrible trend look knotted knotting tying window drapes curtains in knots El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Meanwhile, back in Phoenix…  Sheer elegance?  Knot!  (Not!)

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Uneven knotted curtains are worse.

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What’s the point?  The knotted curtains block your view.  And if you open them at night for privacy, why isn’t there a curtain over the door’s window?

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We find knotted curtains in Mesa, Arizona too.  [Next 3 photos]

ugly bad stupid horrible trend look knotted knotting tying window drapes curtains in knots Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Uneven!

ugly bad stupid horrible trend look knotted knotting tying window drapes curtains in knots Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Why???!

ugly bad stupid horrible trend look knotted knotting tying window drapes curtains in knots Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Make It Stop

The Windows of America

June 7th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Here’s how folks are decorating their windows across America.  Let’s start in Houston, Texas.  Here we see floral pattern drapery with timeless ruffled edging.

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Also popular in Houston is the layered look for window curtains.  Only 2 fabrics?  Why not go for three?

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Pastels are making a comeback in Wichita Falls, Texas.  If only they had knotted the curtains!!!

pastel pink window coverings treatment drapery panels sheers curtains Wichita Falls Texas home house for sale photo

Over in North Judson, Indiana, they prefer more formal window treatments.

old outdated heavy window coverings treatment drapery panels sheers curtains North Judson Indiana home house for sale photo

Elegance perfected in North Judson.

old outdated blue window coverings treatment drapery curtains wood paneling North Judson Indiana home house for sale photo

True fact:  It’s written in the North Judson city charter and housing deeds that scalloped curtains are required.

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Tags: Bedroom · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Wet Bar

Blanket Curtains

May 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

cheap inexpensive way to cover your windows: add a $5 blanket you bought on the street corner!

SpongeBob SquarePants!  They need to change their air conditioning filter; look at the dust coming out of the vent!

cheap inexpensive street corner blanket SpongeBob SquarePants used as window curtain drape bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

They’re missing a dog.  Shouldn’t it be Three Dog Night instead?

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Horsefeathers!  It’s sideways!

cheap inexpensive street corner blanket horse used as window curtain drape bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Barely There

May 19th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Why bother with these drapes?

flimsy drapes hanging over window Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

If you squint your eyes, it looks weird with curtains hanging under the window.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The spider took LSD before spinning its web.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes