Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

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Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

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This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

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Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

Panda Express

December 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Two pandas running around this cluttered bedroom.

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The kitchen looks cluttered.

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Let’s try another angle for this photo.

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This angle’s no better.

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Each window has a different covering.

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Nutcracker collection, exercise ball, and other mischief and what-not.

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Keep Calm & Carry On.  That what the sign over the bed reads.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

No One Will Notice

December 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sponges should be for cleaning, not for wall paint.  Thank you.

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Not enough storage space in the kitchen?

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First impressions when you enter the house?

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Maybe Spider-Man will save the day.

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There are two kids on the bed.

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Organized chaos.

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There’s a lot to Gain by Tide-ying up this laundry room.

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The seller is going over the home’s upgrades and improvements with potential buyers.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Back Yard · People In Photos

Tone It Down

November 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment

Cute house, but could use some home staging to remove a few (or more) items from each room.  Let’s start with the knotted curtains. [Evansville, Indiana]

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Removing the cat tower is a priority in this room.

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Not ready for buyers.

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Dinner for two.

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Three pillows.

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Other US Cities

Pretty Colors

November 15th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Bright colors will spruce up any home.  Including fixer-uppers like this one.

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We’re crossed our fingers that the floor color is a custom stain.

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Pretty blue.

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Pretty red.

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Pretty pink.

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Pretty yellow and green.  With knotted curtains.

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Pretty awful.

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Got dust?

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They enclosed the patio.  How nice.

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Tags: Flooring · Roof · Landscaping · Paint · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Cabinets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Siding

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

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An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

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Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

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And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

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And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

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Double the fun.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Hung With Care

November 13th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Window drapes add personality to a house.  Here are some ideas for your home.

Scallops.

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Tassels.   With the ceiling fan turned on high, she can get the tassels to twirl in opposite directions.

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Limp Noodles.

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Beef Jerky.

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Vintage.  From a 1971 Mesa, Arizona home.

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Bright & Beautiful.  [Lake City, Florida]

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ceiling Fan · Other US Cities

Help Needed

November 3rd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Peoria, Arizona short sale.

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Staging assistance needed, please.

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Another guy’s computer desk with bottle of lotion and toilet paper handy.

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Quick.  Buy some closet doors and throw everything inside before buyers arrive.

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At least she covered up the face on the Justin Bieber poster.

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This bedroom is half tidy.

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Why did they remove the rug?  Buyers might have thought that was the normal color of the carpet.

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The pink fabric vertical blinds complement the wallpaper border.

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The wallpaper border in the kitchen is birdhouses but they look like outhouses.  Did you see the neon green plastic pumpkin too?

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Before dining room, with furniture.

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After dining room.  Maybe they’d better bring back the furniture to cover up the walls.

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The master bedroom.  Complete with princess blanket used as a curtain.

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This is a house with young children and yet the floor fan does not have a protective grille.

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What happened to the flooring?

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Looking the opposite direction shows more of the flooring problem.

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It could have looked worse.

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They gave up on the paint.

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This photo was taken many months before Halloween.

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The patio is surprisingly clear of clutter.  Now to work on the peeling paint.

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Safety Issue · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Family Photos · Toys · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

It Has Wainscoting

November 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Let’s start with the positives about this Evansville, Indiana home:  it has wainscoting.  And at least they didn’t do one more twist to knot the curtains.  And for that, we thank you.  Now about the fan, the dog, the cords on the floor, the cord on the ceiling with foil (!!), that damaged wall, the dream catcher, and the dirt.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Pets · Family Photos · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

NBA Basketball Season Has Started

October 29th, 2014 · No Comments

Who will be the best basketball team this year?  The Miami Heat?

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The Phoenix Suns?

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At least they only twisted the curtain instead of knotting it!

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Or the Boston Celtics?

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes