Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Blanket Curtains

May 23rd, 2015 · No Comments

cheap inexpensive way to cover your windows: add a $5 blanket you bought on the street corner!

SpongeBob SquarePants!  They need to change their air conditioning filter; look at the dust coming out of the vent!

cheap inexpensive street corner blanket SpongeBob SquarePants used as window curtain drape bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

They’re missing a dog.  Shouldn’t it be Three Dog Night instead?

cheap inexpensive street corner blanket two puppies dogs used as window curtain drape bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Horsefeathers!  It’s sideways!

cheap inexpensive street corner blanket horse used as window curtain drape bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Barely There

May 19th, 2015 · No Comments

Why bother with these drapes?

flimsy drapes hanging over window Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

If you squint your eyes, it looks weird with curtains hanging under the window.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The spider took LSD before spinning its web.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Lunch Is Served

April 20th, 2015 · No Comments

Please visit this Mesa, Arizona home.  The sellers have prepared lunch for you!

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized kitchen counters fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

It’s more fun to lounge on a bed mattress while watching TV.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized family room junky bed mattress on floor fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

They painted the toilet orange.  Isn’t that a neat idea?

cluttered chaotic messy bathroom toilet painted orange shower doors broken fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The junk is so evenly distributed, you’d think it was placed carefully.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom clothes junk everywhere fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

There is a mirror on the ceiling.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom mirror on ceiling fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Is that a chore list?  1. Replace wood blinds 2. Install ceiling fan 3. Clean up room

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom exposed wiring fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The palm tree trunk doesn’t line up.

cluttered messy disorganized living room palm tree trunk ocean beach mural fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Freshly painted.

cluttered messy disorganized bedroom bad amateur castle painted on wall fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Updated bathroom.

cluttered messy disorganized bathroom wig junk in bathtub fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

That’s a wig on the vanity!

cluttered messy disorganized bathroom wig fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Such a shame they neglected this house.  Swimming pool and backing to a greenbelt.  A home flipper will want this house.

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The garage.

cluttered junky chaotic disorganized garage fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Garage or Carport · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Toys · Fixer-Upper · Hall of Shame - Messy

Didn’t Get the Memo

April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment

It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling.  And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.

Spider-Man blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets.  Or a bra on the bed.  Or wolf bedspreads.

Cardinals football blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom wolf bedspread bra poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains.  Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.

knotted window curtains drapes TV is on cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows.  And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.

bathroom bathtub with mirrors around it frosted windows kiss Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window.  And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.

cluttered living room The Last Supper blanket used as window curtain drape bicycle dream catchers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV.

cluttered family room TV is on Arizona Cardinals poster Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the dogs.

cluttered family room Cardinals poster two dogs pets on couch sofa Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter.  And unknot the curtains.

cluttered kitchen flyswatter hangers knotted curtains drapes Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.

just one lifetime won't be enough time for us faux painted wall vinyl flooring coming up dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Pets · Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Bedspread

To Buy Or Two Knot Buy?

April 3rd, 2015 · No Comments

This home’s kitchen does offer cabinet space and counter space.

kitchen cabinet face missing exposed sink clutter on counters fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

I love U too.  Now clean up your room!

cluttered bedroom I heart U teddy bear leopard print bedspread diaper box Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

USA! USA! USA!

cluttered bedroom USA cheap bedspread Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Knotted curtain!  Made of plastic?

knotted curtain drapes plastic tablecloth dining room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Another knotted curtain!  Christmas tree was still up when the house was listed on January 15.

knotted curtain drapes Christmas tree still up on display January 15th Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

That little shed is for the water heater.

vinyl siding water heater shed Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · Siding · Bedspread

Short On Staging

March 24th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Another quality short sale!

dirty cabinet doors cluttered kitchen fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

The owners are hoping the bank will let them sell it for less than what they owe.

cluttered messy chaotic bedroom bedspread fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Therefore, you would think the sellers would present their home in the best possible way.

cluttered messy chaotic bedroom bedspread fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

After all, they are asking a huge favor from their bank.

cluttered messy chaotic bedroom bedspread fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Has little Susie been eating the wallpaper again?

little girl eating ugly wallpaper dirty couch sofa living room fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

The nicest room in the house.

cluttered family room wood paneling fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Dirty bathroom.  Why would the bank be motivated to forgive their debt?

dirty bathroom walls fixer-upper neglected short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · People In Photos · Bedspread

Twisted

March 20th, 2015 · 1 Comment

At least the curtains were not knotted!

shiny window curtains drapes twisted around up looks funny odd Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

Spring Has Arrived

March 20th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Ah, the first day of Spring!  This photo’s caption reads “decorative sign.”  Thank you.

butterfly kisses decorative sign Spring as seen in a Maricopa Arizona home house for sale photo

Another house with butterflies to celebrate the arrival of Spring.

butterfly flower mural bedroom wall purple sheers drapes curtains Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes

What Knot?

March 13th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Help us rid this scourge of home decorating: the horrible knotted curtain!

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Dewey Arizona home house for sale photo

Now people are adding knotted curtains as decoration in doorways!

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

A pair of scissors, please, so we can cut off the excess fabric and save our eyes from the knots.

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Florence Arizona home house for sale photo

Why knot up the curtains?  Why knot not let the drapes hang down on the sides of the windows?

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

There’s more fabric in the knot than in the rest of the curtain!  Why buy such big curtains for a small window?

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Triple knotted?  Ridiculous.

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Make it stop.

ugly bad dumb idea trend knotted knotting window curtains drapes in knots Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Make It Stop

Golden Girls

March 5th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Blanche

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Rose

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Dorothy

1980s pastel colors décor sofa couch window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Sophia

1980s pastel colors décor matching bedspread window covering drapes curtains Golden Girls Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Bedspread