Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Not Fired Up About These Three Fireplaces

July 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Ugly fireplace in Hot Springs, Arkansas.  Plus cheap, dirty carpet.

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Check out this fireplace in Chandler, Arizona.  It certainly makes a statement.

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From another Hot Springs home.  It’s more of a heater than a fireplace, but still not pretty.  All that plywood and the bric-a-brac!  Very rustic.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Other US Cities

Family Fun

July 25th, 2014 · No Comments

The caption for this Mesa, Arizona home listing’s photo reads “family room.”  We’re not sure what’s going on behind the curtains.  An atrium?  A mausoleum?  There’s a bench for people to look away from the window or toward the window.

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Tags: Family Room · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Pink Parfait

July 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Thank you, Diana, for sending us photos of this Wesley Chapel, Florida home.

Slip covers on the couches!  Pink and tan are an interesting color combination.

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The table to the right of the sofa is crooked.  Please straighten it.  Thank you.

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That pink carpet sure looks like it’s holding up well.

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Euro style cabinets were all the rage in the late 1980s & early 1990s.  What would make the kitchen divine would be to de-vine the plastic plants.

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Pretty in pink.

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Tags: Carpet · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Cabinets · Fake Plants & Flowers · Other US Cities · Grandma's House · Bedspread

Small Adjustments Needed

July 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Please, please, let me straighten out that toilet rug.  The right side isn’t flush with the floor.  Pardon the pun.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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Please, please, let me turn that shower spray nozzle around.  Little details like this drive me crazy.  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

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Please, please, let me adjust the window blinds so they are at the same level.  Uneven blinds make me shutter, er, shudder.  [Hot Springs, Arkansas]

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Tags: Bathroom · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

Doll Collections

June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Collection of doll figurines.

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Doll collection plus a million books and movies.

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Kachina doll collection.

Kachina doll collection bedroom Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes

Go Outside & Play

June 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Kids don’t belong in real estate promotional photos.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

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Little girl, before you leave the room, would you ask your mommy to please untie that stupid knotted curtain?  Thank you.  [Mesa, Arizona]

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Don’t sit around watching TV all day.  [Phoenix]

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He’s waving to the camera.  And now the picture is out of focus.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Madam Will See You Now

June 22nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

Credit cards are accepted, but cash is preferred.  [Rialto, California]

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Padded Window Valances

June 20th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Let’s all gather ’round the fireplace.  [The house was built in 1976]

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Tags: Window Coverings · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes

Yesterday Was Flag Day

June 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

June 14th is Flag Day.  A day to proudly display the American flag.  Here are some home sellers with their own versions of displaying the American flag.

Wrong!  The flag was hung backwards.  The blue field is supposed to be at the upper left.  [Phoenix]

American flag hung displayed wrong backwards in a garage Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Wrong!  The flag is backwards in this Tempe, Arizona home.

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The blue field is in the upper left, so bonus points for that.  But using the American flag as a window curtain is not cool.  [Jonesboro, Arkansas]

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These Wickenburg, Arizona sellers used the flag as a curtain, but at least it wasn’t a real flag.

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It’s not backwards or over a window.  Thank you.  [Superior, Wisconsin]

American flag hung displayed on living room wall Superior Wisconsin homes houses for sale real estate photo

What a difference a room makes.  The living room (with American flag) is neat and tidy in a Marshfield, Missouri home.

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But when you get to the dining room, bam!  Clutter & family photos.  And an American flag.

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Old Glory.  Long may it wave.  [Goodyear, Arizona]

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Hey, wait.  That’s not an American flag.  Oops.  (It’s a flag from Liberia)

Liberia flag on display room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Tempe, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · People In Photos