Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Matching Bedspread & Drapes

September 19th, 2014 · No Comments

Pure delight.  A round mattress too.

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Tags: Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Grandma's House · Bedspread

Our 8,000th Blog Post!!

September 18th, 2014 · 3 Comments

This is UglyHousePhotos.com’s 8,000th post!  So we might as well make it a doozy.

Gotta love that huge stain on the mattress!

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By the way, it’s a short sale.  Graffiti on the wall.

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If only Tinkerbell would wave her wand and clean this house.

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You can really say that there’s everything out there including the kitchen sink.  Two sinks, actually.

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Should we give them props for propping up the fence?

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Fence or Wall · Graffiti

Pampas Grass Plumes!!

September 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s making a comeback in home décor!  Dyed pampas grass plumes!  [Fort Morgan, Colorado]

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The arrows are pointing downward.

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It’s okay, the lace curtains aren’t knotted.

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Visual distractions everywhere!

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There is storage under the waterbed.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Window Coverings · Ugly Décor · Other US Cities · Weapons & Firearms

Kids Should Be In School, Not At Home

September 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment

We don’t want to see children in real estate photos.

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At least he’s not watching TV.

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Waiting for the school bus?

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On today’s after school TV special:  Why Mommy’s House Won’t Sell.

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Mom is telling her kids to get up and go outside.

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Tags: Staging · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · People In Photos

Tempting Tempe Temple

August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.

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Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?

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Spacious living room.

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Cozy kitchen.

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They were inspired by squished jelly beans?  Or Candy Crush Saga?

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The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.

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Looking the other direction.

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The pool has seen better days.

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There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.

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A cardboard figure?

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Clutter · Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Cabinets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor

Trophy Life

August 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Someone won two big trophies. They weren’t for home staging.

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Nooooo!!  Knotted curtains!!!   Nooooo!!

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Four more trophies.  TV’s on!  Prescription bottles on display.  More family photos.

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Now we move over to the kitchen where we see two refrigerators.  And more prescription bottles within reach of children.

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There’s a kid looking in the window!  A peeping tom!  Maybe he can help tidy up this house.

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No wonder this kitchen is cluttered; there’s only a few upper cabinets.

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There’s a 2nd washing machine out on the cluttered back patio and two dryers.

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There’s refrigerator #3.  In the full sun.  And a puppy in a cage.  Oh, and at least 5 bicycles.

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Five scrubby pads.

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Pringles potato chips make for a great midnight snack.  More prescription bottles with easy access.  “Mommy, your Oxycontin pills are fun!”

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I see baseball hats on the back of the door.

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The hangers are every which way.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Back Yard · Family Photos · People In Photos · Entertainment/Media Niche · Hats

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Not Fired Up About These Three Fireplaces

July 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Ugly fireplace in Hot Springs, Arkansas.  Plus cheap, dirty carpet.

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Check out this fireplace in Chandler, Arizona.  It certainly makes a statement.

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From another Hot Springs home.  It’s more of a heater than a fireplace, but still not pretty.  All that plywood and the bric-a-brac!  Very rustic.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Other US Cities

Family Fun

July 25th, 2014 · No Comments

The caption for this Mesa, Arizona home listing’s photo reads “family room.”  We’re not sure what’s going on behind the curtains.  An atrium?  A mausoleum?  There’s a bench for people to look away from the window or toward the window.

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Tags: Family Room · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Pink Parfait

July 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Thank you, Diana, for sending us photos of this Wesley Chapel, Florida home.

Slip covers on the couches!  Pink and tan are an interesting color combination.

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The table to the right of the sofa is crooked.  Please straighten it.  Thank you.

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That pink carpet sure looks like it’s holding up well.

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Euro style cabinets were all the rage in the late 1980s & early 1990s.  What would make the kitchen divine would be to de-vine the plastic plants.

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Pretty in pink.

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Tags: Carpet · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Cabinets · Fake Plants & Flowers · Other US Cities · Grandma's House · Bedspread