Entries Tagged as 'Window Coverings'

Drapes

April 16th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Window drapes in a bathroom shower will get soaking wet.  Smart idea?

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Overly dramatic.

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And again in another room.

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Utterly useless here.  The curtain rods are only 2 feet wide.

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It takes more time and energy to throw the drapes over the rod than it would be to pull them to one side.

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Too much fabric and too heavy.

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Tags: Bathroom · Living Room · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes

Noah’s Ark

March 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments

I saw the bunny in the blanket at a Sun City, Arizona home and thought, “This is perfect for an Easter post.”  Then I realized there were pairs of animals.  Aha!  I was flooded with an idea:  Today is the premiere of the Noah movie.

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At least the window drapes aren’t knotted.  Pushed to the side creates a jaunty look.

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Tags: Family Room · Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities

Dade City Delight

March 23rd, 2014 · 13 Comments

Thanks to one of our readers, we can share this Dade City, Florida home with you.  It was built in 1979.

The master bathroom features a sunken Roman tub, a mirror, dramatic drapes, and red plush carpeting.

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This is the master bathroom.

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The red carpet continues into the rest of the master suite.

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Cheerful wallpaper will lift any buyer’s mood in the kitchen.

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Step-saver bathroom.  The toilet’s very close to the vanity in the 2nd bathroom.

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The living room.

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The dining room.

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Tags: Carpet · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Window Coverings · Ugly Décor · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Ceiling · Other US Cities

Fit To Be Tied

March 12th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Knotted curtains keep showing up.  Help us.

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One giant knot for mankind.

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Six knotted curtains.  All uneven.

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Why bother having curtains over the window anyway?

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Make It Stop

Phoenix Fixer

March 10th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Trashy back yard.

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Dirty walls.  Dirty floor.

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Dirt everywhere.

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Cracks in the wall and ceiling in the kitchen.  The floor looks uneven.

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This house needs a lot of work.

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(sigh)

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This is the living room.  The seller read this blog and unknotted the curtain before selling.

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Tags: Flooring · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Cabinets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

Southern Charm

March 2nd, 2014 · 1 Comment

This Charleston, South Carolina home offers a little something for everyone.

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It has hardwood floors.

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Large bedrooms.

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This is a brick home.  See?

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The living room features a large picture window.

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Future skylight location.

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Plenty of light in this bedroom.

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Generous closet space.

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Ceiling fans keep you cool in the summer.

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Aah. The sweet smell after a Carolina rain.

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A true delight.

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Water Damage · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities

Farmers On Stilts?

February 28th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Check out the lovely drapes in this Sun City, Arizona home.

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They are standing on stilts!  Because?

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Tags: Window Coverings · Other Arizona Cities

We’ll Pass

February 22nd, 2014 · No Comments

Thanks, but there are other homes available.

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan

Philly Phixer-Upper

February 16th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Welcome to our Philadelphia, Pennsylvania home.  The TV’s on!  And we have two irons.

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The kitchen with a mattress nearby.

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If I could change just one thing in this kitchen, I’d switch the door handles of the refrigerator.

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Custom flooring in the kitchen.

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What happened in the corner?

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What happened in this room?

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They replaced the door and then stopped.

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Tags: Flooring · Kitchen · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities

Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

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We’d be lion if we didn’t say this room could use some home staging help.

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Love is forever, evidently.  This home was sold as a short sale and listed in late July, 5 1/2 months after Valentine’s Day.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Weapons & Firearms