Entries Tagged as 'Patio'

Shady Patios

August 18th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Cluttered covered patio.

This one’s worse.

But the prize goes to this one.

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Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Other Arizona Cities · Patio · Phoenix Homes

Y Ask Y

August 9th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Most buyers would love a soaking tub. How about this one? It’s from a Goodyear, Arizona home being sold as a short sale.

Not sure why someone would need four pair of scissors at the ready.

The kid did pick up his room. Now to shampoo the carpet.

Cluttered garage. [The photo was blurry]

Above the covered patio is a sundeck! See the table up there?

Storage shed included.

Concrete blocks and scrap wood included too.

Two TV sets and a vacuum cleaner also included.

The owners were too tired to clean up the back yard.

This house could be yours, in six months when the bank approves the short sale.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Other Arizona Cities · Patio · Weeds

Little Joy In Little Rock

July 16th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Please join us on a tour of this Little Rock, Arkansas home.

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It features a spacious master bedroom with custom window drapes. The sellers are getting ready to hang one of those trendy barn door sliders.

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A bonus room off of the master offers endless possibilities.

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A sunny and cheerful bathroom.

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The kitchen is so big, it takes up TWO rooms.

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The back of the house features an enclosed patio. With all that extra plywood, you can invite friends over to play board games.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Drywall Damage · Knives · Other US Cities · Patio · Siding · Staging · Window Coverings

Beyond Words

June 30th, 2017 · 7 Comments

Free mold with purchase.

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Ensuite bathroom.

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Bedroom 1.

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Bedroom 2. Inhale deeply and really let those mold spores reach your lungs.

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I’ll give you a dollar if you walk barefoot.

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Bedroom 3.

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Hallway.

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Living Room.

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People used to live here.

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Family Room with plush carpeting.

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Gourmet kitchen.

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Feel free to eat the paint chips loaded with lead.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Carpet · Drywall Damage · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Kitchen · Living Room · Mold & Mildew · Patio · Phoenix Homes

Flag Day

June 14th, 2017 · No Comments

Today is Flag Day when we honor the American flag. Except for these three home sellers who display their flags incorrectly. The blue field should always be in the top left.

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Dog-gone-it! Another flag fail.

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Ugh.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Garage or Carport · Holiday Décor · Mesa, AZ Homes · Patio · Pets · Phoenix Homes

Indoor Swimming Pool

June 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

One of our readers commented on yesterday’s dirty swimming pool post and said he’d like an indoor pool if he bought a house in Phoenix. Well, Felix, your wish has been granted! Here’s a home with an indoor pool! You weren’t specific enough about the size and condition and quality and installation.

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The sellers should have cleared off the counter and sink in the kitchen before selling.

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And cleared off the stove.

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And cleared off the floor. Good grief.

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This room could use some attention too. Perhaps by the person standing on the left with the Nike sneakers.

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Hey, lazy bones, get up and help the lady clear out everything on the patio.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

A Clean Sweep

April 11th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Lots of dead leaves plus a tumbleweed for good measure. The sellers didn’t bother to rake and sweep the patio.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other Arizona Cities · Patio

Water Leak

April 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Just a little water leak to ruin your day.

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Hey, Mr. Seller, how about fixing the problem before selling? Oh, wait, this is a short sale. That excuses the home owner from any responsibility, right?

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Harlequin romance?

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The door window is fixed.

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Blurry kitchen.

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Quality cabinetry.

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Expensive flooring.

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Ceiling leak.

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Professionally patched.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Swimming pool.

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Fun.

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Dive in.

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Here’s the pool equipment.

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Lush landscaping.

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Handy workbench.

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The front of the house with weeds.

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Tags: Back Yard · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Poor Photography · Water Damage · Weeds

Cute As a Bug In a Rug

February 22nd, 2017 · 4 Comments

Rugs for sale! Rugs for sale! We’ve got hundreds of rugs for sale.

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Come check us out. We have all styles of rugs.

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Clearance sale going on right now. We must clear out our inventory.

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No dishwasher in the kitchen. Limited cabinet space. But at least there are no rugs.

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No rugs here either.

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Custom paint job.

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The screen helps with the hot sun.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Faux Paint & Murals · Fireplace · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Rugs

A Dog’s Purpose

January 27th, 2017 · 2 Comments

A Dog’s Purpose movie debuts today. A dog’s purpose is to remain caged all day.

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A dog’s purpose is to be chained outside in the Phoenix heat.

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Here’s the pool used during filming the movie where the dog was repeatedly forced into the churning water. Sorry, couldn’t resist dogging this movie.

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Tags: Patio · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa