Feeling blue about this sad fountain? How about the culturally insensitive sleeping man with sombrero figurine at the base? And how clever to cover the electric outlet with a pot so buyers don’t trip on it.
Entries Tagged as 'Patio'
October 7th, 2015 · 1 Comment
September 14th, 2015 · 4 Comments
Lots to see and not what we want buyers to see. Too many visual distractions.
As we pan to the right, we see a bikini poster next to a religious calendar. Interesting juxtaposition.
And even more stuff. Looks like they’ve kept every calendar since 1974.
Bed sheet used as a window curtain in this bedroom.
Fuzzy dice and a dirty popcorn ceiling in another bedroom.
The bathroom could use a cleaning.
The kitchen with knotted curtains. We featured another photo of this kitchen in a post from September 2nd that pointed out the fly swatter.
Another view of the patio.
And a view of the side yard.
September 2nd, 2015 · 3 Comments
No one wants to see a dirty fly swatter hanging around in the open, with bug guts at eye level. Are those knotted curtains?
The world’s largest fly swatter!! You thought the mosquitos in Minnesota are big, wait ’til you see the horseflies in Sun City, Arizona! They’re huge. [Note: it’s actually a swimming pool net, but this house does not have a pool or a pond or any water feature. Why have it?]
July 23rd, 2015 · No Comments
Imagine how nice it looks with water cascading down.
July 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Short sale in Mesa, Arizona. There’s a bottle of bleach but that toilet is still dirty.
The couch is on its last leg.
Her to-do list for getting the house ready to sell?
She could use the Trader Joe’s bag to hold the clutter. And then we’ll discuss the window blinds.
Attention to detail needed.
We hoped the back yard would be nicer.
Buyers love pools!
Large shade tree.
April 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Before Kitchen. This Mesa, Arizona home sold as a short sale for $110,000.
After Kitchen. Once renovated, the house sold for $180,000.
Before Dining Area.
After Dining Area.
Before Front of House.
After Front of House.
Before Back Patio.
After Back Patio.
Before Back Yard.
After Back Yard & Patio.
March 12th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Diamond in the rough in Surprise, Arizona.
Oh, it’s a laundry room too.
The seller sanded the walls so it’s ready for the buyers to paint.
The patio roof is held down with cinder blocks.
It needs a little TLC.
January 21st, 2015 · 1 Comment
Lots of things on the patio.
January 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments
You can decorate the front of your house with lattice.
Or you can use lattice to make a covered patio.
January 11th, 2015 · No Comments
A crappy patio in Houston, Texas.