Lots of things on the patio.
Entries Tagged as 'Patio'
January 21st, 2015 · 1 Comment
January 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments
You can decorate the front of your house with lattice.
Or you can use lattice to make a covered patio.
January 11th, 2015 · No Comments
A crappy patio in Houston, Texas.
January 9th, 2015 · 4 Comments
You must be at least 18 years old to be a real estate agent in Arizona. But you’re never too young to be a wannabe agent. This kid’s got a knack for selling homes! He’s stamping down the ground after installing the for sale sign by himself.
He’s already taking buyers to see the house!
He’s pointing out the features of the home.
This kid’s got a bright future in real estate!
January 6th, 2015 · 5 Comments
This home needs a lot of help. There are a lot of details to iron out.
Notice how the refrigerator is missing in the photo above and is now seen on the far right side in the photo below.
Ugly, dirty cabinets. Dirty ceiling. Dirty kitchen.
As we pan right, we see two cans of Raid bug spray and a knotted curtain. Ugh.
In the next room, past the knotted curtain, we have to wonder how those books are still standing.
At least they are patriotic.
There’s that knotted curtain! It makes a statement.
The bathroom is less cluttered than expected.
The curtain rod fell down before the closet shelf did. Just barely.
Dirty air conditioner vent. Dusty & cluttered bedroom.
The living room’s a real treat too.
The front of the house.
The back yard.
Tags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Fireplace · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Hall of Shame - Messy · John F. Long cabinets
December 29th, 2014 · 2 Comments
What a weird word gutter is. Gutter. Seeing gutter extensions at this Mesa, Arizona home tells buyers that rainwater floods the patio without them. This is the only solution?
December 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry. They left the TV behind.
Dine and dash?
Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.
Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.
I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.
November 21st, 2014 · No Comments
The patio is wet and filled with toys.
October 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment
This Buckeye, Arizona seller sure has a lot of stuff.
That’s a lot of items.
So many visual distractions.
It’s hard to appreciate the home’s features.
It’s just as bad outside.
It will take a long time to pack it all up.
Buyers can’t see the pool clearly, but they can see three BBQ grills.
October 23rd, 2014 · 2 Comments
It’s almost Halloween. You go on ahead and check out the creepy storage room with the sharp rusty saw just waiting to drop on your head. And then the maniac will hack you with the scythe for good measure.