Entries Tagged as 'Patio'

Indoor Swimming Pool

June 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

One of our readers commented on yesterday’s dirty swimming pool post and said he’d like an indoor pool if he bought a house in Phoenix. Well, Felix, your wish has been granted! Here’s a home with an indoor pool! You weren’t specific enough about the size and condition and quality and installation.

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The sellers should have cleared off the counter and sink in the kitchen before selling.

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And cleared off the stove.

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And cleared off the floor. Good grief.

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This room could use some attention too. Perhaps by the person standing on the left with the Nike sneakers.

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Hey, lazy bones, get up and help the lady clear out everything on the patio.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

A Clean Sweep

April 11th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Lots of dead leaves plus a tumbleweed for good measure. The sellers didn’t bother to rake and sweep the patio.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other Arizona Cities · Patio

Water Leak

April 10th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Just a little water leak to ruin your day.

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Hey, Mr. Seller, how about fixing the problem before selling? Oh, wait, this is a short sale. That excuses the home owner from any responsibility, right?

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Harlequin romance?

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The door window is fixed.

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Blurry kitchen.

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Quality cabinetry.

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Expensive flooring.

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Ceiling leak.

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Professionally patched.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Swimming pool.

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Fun.

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Dive in.

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Here’s the pool equipment.

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Lush landscaping.

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Handy workbench.

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The front of the house with weeds.

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Tags: Back Yard · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Poor Photography · Water Damage · Weeds

Cute As a Bug In a Rug

February 22nd, 2017 · 4 Comments

Rugs for sale! Rugs for sale! We’ve got hundreds of rugs for sale.

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Come check us out. We have all styles of rugs.

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Clearance sale going on right now. We must clear out our inventory.

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No dishwasher in the kitchen. Limited cabinet space. But at least there are no rugs.

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No rugs here either.

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Custom paint job.

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The screen helps with the hot sun.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Faux Paint & Murals · Fireplace · Kitchen · Living Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Rugs

A Dog’s Purpose

January 27th, 2017 · 2 Comments

A Dog’s Purpose movie debuts today. A dog’s purpose is to remain caged all day.

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A dog’s purpose is to be chained outside in the Phoenix heat.

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Here’s the pool used during filming the movie where the dog was repeatedly forced into the churning water. Sorry, couldn’t resist dogging this movie.

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Tags: Patio · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

Gnome Chomsky Was Here

January 14th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Did you know that Gnome Chomsky, the famous linguist and philosopher, has a winter home in Sun City, Arizona?

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Tags: Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Patio · Staging

Imagine the Inside

January 6th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Full patio out back. No photos available of inside the house. Wonder why.

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Tags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes

Enclosed Patio

December 27th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Covered patio with laundry area and water heater at one end. The sellers enclosed the patio with a green blanket for more intimate ambiance. Goal achieved. Friends and family will love hanging out here.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Laundry Room · Patio · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 7 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Short Sale In Glendale

October 25th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This Glendale, Arizona home could use a lot of help, starting in the bathroom.

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Handyman special. Complete with nuts, bolts, and tools.

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The toilet might be been here before.

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The family room is used as an office.

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The lamp (with no shade) rests comfortably on the stepstool.

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The front of the oven door is missing in this cluttered kitchen.

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Imagine the fireplace here.

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Two TVs in this bedroom.

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This bedroom is short on flooring. The house is being sold as a short sale, where the owners are asking the bank to forgive their debt in exchange for the owners maintaining the house in good condition.

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Another well-maintained bathroom.

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Newspaper window treatment.

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There could be as many as seven TVs on the patio.

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Great place to hang out and relax.

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The property has a swimming pool.

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More TVs and more newspaper in the windows!

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Family Room · Fireplace · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Glendale, AZ Homes · Kitchen · Patio · Pool & Spa · Window Coverings