Ugly House Photos

Welcome to our Hickory, North Carolina home.  Please wipe your feet.  Thank you.

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Your friends will be green with envy if you buy this green Trenton, New Jersey home.

Some fresh paint and new vinyl and this place will be good to go.

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This Chandler, Arizona home is ready for buyers to visit.  They’ve staged the home professionally.  Expecting multiple offers above asking price.

Visitors can pick out a coffee cup to take as a thank you gift.

Washer & dryer are included.  Hangers are negotiable.

There’s so much counter space in the kitchen.  Feel free to cover every square inch.

Power drill not included.  Cow?  Maybe.

Fine dining.

Spacious bathroom.

What’s not to like?

Nice bedroom.

Lush landscaping.

Covered patio.

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They thought it was a good idea to remove the stucco finish to reveal brick underneath.

Looks like the house has a skin condition.

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Fake flowers.  Brass & glass light.  Dust collectors.

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We’re not a fan of dust or pet hair.  The fur was literally flying in this house; cat hair and dust piled onto the ceiling fan blades.

Security systems in use:  the club for their car, the dog for their house.

The sign reads:  Wo-Man Cave Howdy.

When did they first realize there was a problem?

That’s all we need to know about this home owners’ association:  they can only afford a stenciled sign and they have a graffiti problem.

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Inviting front door at a Houston, Texas home.  Did they really use a car oil drip tray as a welcome mat??!  Enter if you dare.

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Entry/foyer of a Chandler, Arizona home.

Is it necessary to have book shelves right by the front door with all that stuff?  It tells buyers that the house doesn’t have enough storage.

Is it necessary to have a hat rack by the front door with a million ball caps?

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If you’ve got a Christmas tree, share it with the public.

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Someone’s a big fan of Bill O’Reilly in Watertown, New York.

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