Entries Tagged as 'Entry'

Shell Shock

June 4th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Turtle mosaic at the entry.

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Tags: Flooring · Tile · Entry · Peoria, AZ Homes

Peoria Pit Bull Pitfall

September 20th, 2013 · 5 Comments

Short sale in Peoria, Arizona.

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The tile is missing from the entry steps, but the linoleum is still there.

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Bedroom.

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The master bathroom shower does not work.

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Water leak in the hallway ceiling.

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Slab leak too!

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The sellers are on the back patio trying to control their pit bulls.  The listing has a warning that buyers are not to go in the back yard alone; the sellers can’t guarantee their pit bulls won’t bite.
Note the fly strips.

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Patio · Entry · Pets · Peoria, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Water Damage · People In Photos

Welcome Mats

May 19th, 2013 · No Comments

Welcome to our Hickory, North Carolina home.  Please wipe your feet.  Thank you.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Window Coverings · Entry · Rugs · Other US Cities

Green With Envy

May 19th, 2013 · No Comments

Your friends will be green with envy if you buy this green Trenton, New Jersey home.

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Some fresh paint and new vinyl and this place will be good to go.

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Tags: Living Room · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Open House Today

May 18th, 2013 · 8 Comments

This Chandler, Arizona home is ready for buyers to visit.  They’ve staged the home professionally.  Expecting multiple offers above asking price.

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Visitors can pick out a coffee cup to take as a thank you gift.

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Washer & dryer are included.  Hangers are negotiable.

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There’s so much counter space in the kitchen.  Feel free to cover every square inch.

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Power drill not included.  Cow?  Maybe.

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Fine dining.

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Spacious bathroom.

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What’s not to like?

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Nice bedroom.

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Lush landscaping.

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Covered patio.

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Tags: Staging · Landscaping · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Patio · Entry · Dining Room · Chandler, AZ Homes · Laundry Room

Bricks & Stucco

March 18th, 2013 · 6 Comments

They thought it was a good idea to remove the stucco finish to reveal brick underneath.

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dumb stupid ugly idea exposed brick wall stucco removed design Glendale Arizona home house

Looks like the house has a skin condition.

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Tags: Entry · Glendale, AZ Homes

Time To Dust

November 30th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Fake flowers.  Brass & glass light.  Dust collectors.

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Tags: Entry · Fake Plants & Flowers · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Chandler, AZ Homes

Dusty, Security System, Wo-Man Cave, Spill, & Graffiti

September 25th, 2012 · 4 Comments

We’re not a fan of dust or pet hair.  The fur was literally flying in this house; cat hair and dust piled onto the ceiling fan blades.

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Security systems in use:  the club for their car, the dog for their house.

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The sign reads:  Wo-Man Cave Howdy.

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When did they first realize there was a problem?

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That’s all we need to know about this home owners’ association:  they can only afford a stenciled sign and they have a graffiti problem.

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Tags: Carpet · Entry · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Ceiling Fan · Graffiti · People In Photos

Shut the Front Door

February 13th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Inviting front door at a Houston, Texas home.  Did they really use a car oil drip tray as a welcome mat??!  Enter if you dare.

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Tags: Entry · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other US Cities

Is It All Necessary?

February 1st, 2012 · 9 Comments

Entry/foyer of a Chandler, Arizona home.

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Is it necessary to have book shelves right by the front door with all that stuff?  It tells buyers that the house doesn’t have enough storage.

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Is it necessary to have a hat rack by the front door with a million ball caps?

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Entry · Chandler, AZ Homes