Entries Tagged as 'Flooring'

No Smoking

June 8th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Let’s take a tour of this Phoenix home. Lots to see.

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Lots of dust. Why are the curtains stained?

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We step back from the dining room into the family room. After noticing the ceiling damage, remember the red vacuum handle, the blue folded rug, the aluminum pan (right side middle), and the plastic chairs. They will help orient you as we move about the house.

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We step back again and shift to the left. Lots of dust. That stereo and yellow telephone are old.

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Then we pivot to the left and see ceiling damage.

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Crack in the corner of the room.

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We step back again. There’s the wall crack. And now we see the aluminum pan.

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And when we look down, there’s the folded rug.

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Aluminum pan again plus ceiling damage.

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Now let’s visit the kitchen.

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Original cabinets. House built in the 1950s, likely.

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Help wanted!

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Old flooring.

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Here’s a bedroom.

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We turn to the right.

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And to the right again.

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Another bedroom.

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And now a visit to the living room. With more ceiling damage.

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We look to the right.

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And to the right again, showing the stained wall.

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We finish with two photos of major ceiling damage.

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Total rehab needed.

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Tags: Bedroom · Ceiling · Clutter · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Photos · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Water Damage · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Let’s Wrestle

June 2nd, 2017 · 3 Comments

Wrestle the seller when you visit this home and if you win, you get $1,000 off the purchase price!

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Don’t be a cold fish. Let’s wrestle!

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Fireplace · Flooring · Mesa, AZ Homes · Staging · Taxidermy

Taking a Step Back

February 27th, 2017 · No Comments

Looks like someone took a step back and missed the toilet when peeing.

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Now we’re in the kitchen.

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We then step back into the dining room.

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And then we step back into the living room.

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More holes in the laundry room.

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Another room for improvement.

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Pine tree air freshener saves the day.

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Someone please help this house.

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Tags: Bedroom · Curb Appeal · Dining Room · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Window

Home For the Holidays

December 18th, 2016 · 4 Comments

This Trenton, New Jersey home could be yours this holiday season.

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Choose your new flooring.

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It’s just waiting for your finishing touches. And bleach.

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Bubble baths every night!

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Spacious rooms.

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Attic space too!

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Tags: Attic · Bathroom · Carpet · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Living Room · Other US Cities

Shower Leak Problem Solved

December 13th, 2016 · 2 Comments

No shower curtain could keep water from leaking into the bathroom. Finally after 10 years of water damage, they installed a shower splash guard. Problem now solved.

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Tags: Bathroom · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Glendale, AZ Homes · Repairs · Water Damage

Foil Me Once, Shame On You

December 2nd, 2016 · 3 Comments

Foil me twice, shame on me.

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Tags: Flooring · Glendale, AZ Homes · Window Coverings

Many Repairs Needed

November 25th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Imagine Thanksgiving dinner being cooked here.

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Could be a laundry room, but you never know. What’s up with the flooring?!

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Leftover tile pieces throughout the house.

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Bathroom 1

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Bathroom 2

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Bonus room.

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The tile matches in this room. How odd.

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The front yard.

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The front door.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Tile

Free Mold With Purchase

November 13th, 2016 · No Comments

Caution tape at a Camden, New Jersey home. Watch out for mold and mildew.

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Buyer gets to choose new flooring.

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Chef’s kitchen.

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Tags: Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Mold & Mildew · Other US Cities

Home Improvement Needed

October 30th, 2016 · No Comments

Buyers will be floored when they see the floor of this Houston, Texas home.

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The kitchen.

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There’s carpet in the bathroom.

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What happened to the ceiling?

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Furniture available with full price offer.

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Ceiling crack.

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The sellers put out the red carpet for you.

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Lush landscaping.

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This home can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Cabinets · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Landscaping · Other US Cities · Siding · Weeds

Waves of Joy

September 27th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Big waves of excitement at this home. Happy cloud, sad cloud.

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And then we see this.

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Things get cheerful again in the living room. The circles on the ceiling are meant to distract you from the flooring.

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Polka dots.

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More ceiling damage in another room.

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Yes, those are pieces of broken mirror! On the ceiling!

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall ceiling.  Who’s the dangerous room of all?

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The best room in the house.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Faux Paint & Murals · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Phoenix Homes · Safety Issue · What Were They Thinking?!?!