Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

Three Laptops & One Slice of Pizza

December 20th, 2014 · No Comments

Does not compute.  Buyers will press the Escape key.  Tell the sellers to Delete the dining table clutter.

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room

Horse Property?

December 20th, 2014 · No Comments

Big bins for hay?  Plastic barrels for water and oats?  Water trough?  Are these sellers horsing around?  Or is it for gardening?  Either way, it’s sure to confuse buyers.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

The Children Were Nestled All Snug In Their Beds

December 19th, 2014 · No Comments

While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.

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Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.

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Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.

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Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.

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For when you’re dog tired?  Or should we call it Three Dog Night?

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Howl at the moon.  [North Judson, Indiana]

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Go Fish

December 18th, 2014 · No Comments

Fishing pole next to a fish tank.  That’s reel-y funny.

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Tags: Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Pets

Kiss Who?

December 17th, 2014 · No Comments

KISS rock poster in a Glendale, Arizona home.

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The Who rock poster in a Phoenix home.

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

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Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

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He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

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“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

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“I can’t get out.”

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We can see you.

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He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

Big Furniture

December 16th, 2014 · No Comments

The sofas are too big for that space.  How about moving them to the other larger room?

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

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Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

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This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

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Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

Cement the Deal

December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard

Stool Sample

December 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Foot stool in a Bloomington, Illinois bedroom.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes