“The ornaments of a house are the friends who frequent it” - Emerson
Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'
October 1st, 2014 · 2 Comments
September 30th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Check back with us tomorrow. The bathroom should be finished by then.
September 30th, 2014 · No Comments
Buyers don’t want to see poorly stitched together panoramic shots. The tiles don’t line up!
Buyers don’t want to see overexposed photos. But then again, the sun is really, really bright in Phoenix.
Buyers don’t want to see shadows. Even if they look angelic.
Buyers don’t want to see the photographer’s reflection.
We repeat, buyers don’t want to see the photographer’s reflection.
Buyers don’t want to see photos taken at night. By the way, this was the only photo for this house.
Buyers don’t want to see blurry photos.
Buyers don’t want to see creepy peephole photos.
September 29th, 2014 · No Comments
Unfortunately, the lot is what’s worthwhile.
The coved ceiling is a plus. Too bad the owners neglected this home.
How old is that wall heater?
Some caulk to fill in the cracks and fresh paint will do wonders.
So much potential.
It has a water softener! But it also has an old electric service panel, an old evaporative cooler, old wood shingles, and a cracked foundation.
September 29th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Think the new buyer will keep it?
September 27th, 2014 · No Comments
Oh, hi, Elmo. Are you having fun?
No surprise, this is a short sale.
To qualify for a short sale, you must have a hardship. Being messy is not a hardship.
First impressions are formed at the front entrance.
September 26th, 2014 · No Comments
Five homes with holes in the ceilings. Because?
The ceiling’s so low, perhaps the seller cracked the drywall open with his head.
Or maybe the seller wants to show the insulation to buyers?
This home has no insulation.
There’s no hole, but…
This Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ceiling needs some attention.
September 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment
The tree provides ample shade and is visually pleasing. So far, so good.
Spacious living room.
The kitchen is a chef’s dream.
The flooring adds character to the house.
Shag carpeting feels so good on bare feet and toes.
The mirror helps reflect more light into the bedroom.
Custom-built bookshelves compliment this bedroom.
The mold & mildew are included at no extra charge.
September 24th, 2014 · 2 Comments
They solved the problem of not enough closet space. Just add lattice to the wall and now you can hang hangers from it. The gargoyle nods his head in approval.
September 23rd, 2014 · 3 Comments
Maybe these Phoenix sellers have the right idea. Remove the kitchen cabinet doors so you can see what you have! Brilliant.