Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

Bank-Owned Mess

March 28th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Foreclosure property with lots of damage and trash.

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Window and wall damage.

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Ceiling damage too.

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Master bedroom.

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Where did all that trash and papers come from?

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Seven years of bad luck with that cracked mirror.

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Stolen milk crates.

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Dirty carpet and damaged walls in the living room.

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Ridiculous.

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2nd damaged bathroom.

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Stolen copper wiring.

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More ceiling damage.

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Trashy garage.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Family Room · Fireplace · Foreclosure · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Window

Too Much of a Good Thing Is Not Wonderful

March 27th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Multiple items. Multiple patterns.

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Overly decorated living room.

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Assault on the senses.

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Visual distractions.

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If buyers could see past the stuff and notice the high ceilings and nice flooring.

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Too much furniture for a small space.

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Giant bed.

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Too much going on.

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Themed bathroom. Looks very small.

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Again, too much furniture for a small space.

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Less is more. Hint hint.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Yard Sale

March 25th, 2017 · No Comments

Many, many items in the front yard.

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Sanford & Sons?

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Buried bodies too?

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Roll out the barrel…roll out the barrel of fun.

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No interior photos of the main house were provided.

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Tags: Back Yard · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Trash Pick-Up Day

March 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is the day we clean up the front yard. Buyers will be stopping by any minute.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

Far-Out 1970 Home

March 22nd, 2017 · 6 Comments

Time capsule from 1970!! Back when metallic wallpaper was all the rage.

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Woven wicker pattern. Groovy.

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Vintage 1970s wallpaper.

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Striped wallpaper and a harvest gold oven/range in the kitchen.

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Tags: 1970s · Bathroom · Bedroom · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Fan-tastic Home

March 21st, 2017 · 5 Comments

Fans are prominent features in this home.

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Having a fan in a real estate photo tells buyers that the house does not cool off properly.

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Another fan. Window air conditioners also tell buyers that the house is too hot. Or does not have central air conditioning.

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Foil! And hats!

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Another fan and another window air conditioner plus foil.

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Same room, same fan, more clutter.

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Another window air conditioner but no foil or fan?

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Yep. This house has no central air conditioning.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

Spring Cleaning

March 20th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Today is the first day of Spring. Time to clean up cluttered kitchens.

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And this one.

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This one’s cluttered too.

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Another one.

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And one more.

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Tags: Clutter · Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Staging

Need Storage?

March 18th, 2017 · 6 Comments

We don’t have basements in Phoenix for easy storage, so some home sellers come up with alternative storage areas.

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2017 · 1 Comment

These sellers haven’t found a four-leaf clover yet.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes