Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

Patio Pets

March 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment

We’re seeing dogs on sellers’ patios lately.  They might be used to distract buyers from noticing the clutter.

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What ladder?  What lawn mower?  What tire?  All I see is a dog.

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The four dogs and their owner are hoping you don’t notice the peeling paint and clutter.

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At least the seller picked up the dog poop.  It is disgusting to visit a home with a poopy back yard.

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Pee pad?  Gross!

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This photo’s caption reads, “Loveable Joe.”

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Windows 10 Home Edition Preview

March 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

One of several unique windows in a Phoenix home.  You can download photos of it on the worldwide web.  And see spider webs in the kitchen!

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News about these windows is spreading as quickly as the cobwebs.

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Close of escrow will be the date when these security shields are released.

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Windows with dual protection in this room.

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These windows’ unique features are sure to please the public.

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Or you can select the plain version of windows.

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Security issues have been resolved with this new edition of windows.

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They’re only letting us see a preview of this window.  When will the public be allowed to see the full version?

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We’re not allowed to see the windows in this room yet.  It’s not ready to be released to the public.  The photos are still being developed.

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We’ll need further information about this window.  It already seems to have some flaws.

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Tags: Bathroom · Kitchen · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window

Bugs In the Bathroom

March 25th, 2015 · 4 Comments

The can of Raid bug spray is disturbing.  The large plunger indicates the seller probably has a recurring bowel problem.  Do you like the swinging saloon doors to the toilet?

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes

Shower Tile Patterns

March 25th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Many home owners customize their shower walls with decorative tile.  There’s the enlarged checkerboard pattern.

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The traditional checkerboard pattern.

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A combination of checkerboard and 1980s 4-inch tile with wide, dark grout.

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Eclectic pattern.

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes

Short On Staging

March 24th, 2015 · 4 Comments

Another quality short sale!

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The owners are hoping the bank will let them sell it for less than what they owe.

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Therefore, you would think the sellers would present their home in the best possible way.

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After all, they are asking a huge favor from their bank.

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Has little Susie been eating the wallpaper again?

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The nicest room in the house.

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Dirty bathroom.  Why would the bank be motivated to forgive their debt?

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · People In Photos · Bedspread

Kick the Bucket

March 24th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Why is a Home Depot bucket in the foreground of the real estate photo?  And why is the photo taken so far away?

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How about we crop the photo to eliminate the bucket and the rickety pergola?  The focus should be on the pool and house.  [By the way, those tall dead sticks are the ribs of a dead saguaro cactus.  It is worth about $500+]

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Poor Photography

Wall o’ Mirrors

March 23rd, 2015 · 2 Comments

There was a time when mirror tiles covered entire walls.  [Houston, Texas]

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It’s a reflection of the times.

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They added faux brick (bric-a-brac) to jazz up the mirrors.

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I saw this on a Realtor home tour.

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It’s used as a background for a bed.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Other US Cities

Remove One Item Please

March 21st, 2015 · No Comments

Times are tough.  Sellers have to tighten their belts.  When they wear them, that is.

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This bathroom features a dusting wand used for cars.  Maybe the seller has a sassy chassis?

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This yard looks tired.

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For checking out stars or spying on neighbors?  Too bad this wasn’t from the same house as the first photo; then we could say it was an asteroid belt.

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities

Twisted

March 20th, 2015 · 1 Comment

At least the curtains were not knotted!

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

Four Cluttered Kitchens

March 19th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Buyers pay close attention to kitchens when looking at homes.

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A cluttered kitchen could turn off buyers.

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Why take a chance with a messy kitchen?

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It costs $0.00 to clear off kitchen counters.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes