Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

The Eagle’s Nest

January 23rd, 2017 · 2 Comments

In golf, an eagle is two under par. How fitting that this eagle-themed bedspread is below par.

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Mountain lions in the next bedroom. I visited this house during a Realtor home tour last week.

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These classic pictures are udderly adorable.

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Old wallpaper.

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Bathroom wallpaper.

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Similar wallpaper in the other bathroom.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

She’s a Brick…House

January 21st, 2017 · 1 Comment

She’s mighty-mighty, lettin’ it all hang out.

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Ow, she’s a brick house. Well put-together, everybody knows.

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How can she lose with the stuff she use?

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Fireplace · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes

Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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Tags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Two Extremely Affordable Homes

January 19th, 2017 · 1 Comment

$25,000.

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$20,000. Including a broken post.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes

Face the Wall

January 16th, 2017 · 2 Comments

It’s fun to stare at a blank wall.

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The chair has wooden slats underneath. To keep it from tipping backward?

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Staging

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Sitting Pretty

January 12th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Tres chic.

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Country chic.

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Floral chic.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Everything Is Here

January 11th, 2017 · No Comments

Concentrated clutter.

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Tags: Clutter · Family Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Punch Buggy!

January 10th, 2017 · No Comments

Sorry for punching you in the arm, but I saw it first.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes