Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

Not Ready To Host Thanksgiving Dinner

November 24th, 2014 · No Comments

Let’s hope they aren’t cooking here for you on Thanksgiving.

dirty dusty gross neglected kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Let’s hope you’re not staying overnight here for Thanksgiving.

dirty dusty gross neglected bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Cobwebs.

dirty dusty gross neglected bedroom cobwebs short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

It’s a short sale, by the way.

dirty dusty gross neglected Craftsman living room short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Too bad they neglected this Craftsman style home.

dirty dusty gross neglected Craftsman living room short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

Cabinet Embellishments

November 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

People like to decorate their kitchen cabinet doors.  Here are several examples.

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Chandler Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Globe Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Youngtown Arizona home house for sale photo

kitchen cabinet door embellishments decorations decals Youngtown Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Cabinets · Chandler, AZ Homes

Wet & Wild

November 21st, 2014 · No Comments

The patio is wet and filled with toys.

wet patio filled with children's toys playsets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Toys

Marvel-ous Collections

November 20th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Collection of Marvel characters.

Marvel poster collection figurines characters Spawn on display Tolleson Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Collection of football helmets.

NFL football team helmet collection on display Tolleson Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Collection of DVD movies.  Approximately 720 movies.  Would take you about 2 years to watch one per night.

big huge DVD movie collection over 700 on display Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections

Dog & Ladder

November 20th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dog on the loose.  Huge dog house.  Ladder on the ground.  Abandoned car.  Jugs of paint.  And more.

dog house ladder abandoned car vehicle jugs of paint junk back yard Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk

Reverse Pantry

November 19th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Most people keep their food items away in cabinets or in pantries.  These sellers reversed the process.  Now they have full view of their inventory.

reverse pantry all food cooking kitchen items out in the open on shelves looks cluttered Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo ceiling damage

Ceiling damage too.

reverse pantry all food cooking kitchen items out in the open on shelves looks cluttered Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo ceiling damage

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Ceiling

It’s In the Bag

November 18th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Buyers don’t want to see your garbage bag.

plastic garbage shopping bag hanging up in bathroom Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Same with this house.  Why?

plastic garbage shopping bag hanging up in kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk

A Nightmare On Elm Street

November 16th, 2014 · No Comments

Today is the 30th anniversary of the premiere of the classic horror movie A Nightmare On Elm Street.  30 years.  Time flies when Freddy is chasing you in your dreams.

Freddy Krueger cut-out poster A Nightmare On Elm Street 30th anniversary Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Hey, wait!  Who’s that lurking in the shadows?  Oh, no!  It’s Freddy Krueger!  Wake up!  Wake up!

Freddy Krueger cut-out poster A Nightmare On Elm Street 30th anniversary Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Poor Photography

Pretty Colors

November 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Bright colors will spruce up any home.  Including fixer-uppers like this one.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

We’re crossed our fingers that the floor color is a custom stain.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty blue.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bedroom blue paint floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty red.

dirty gross neglected bedroom red paint carpet sheets in windows fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty pink.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bathroom pink paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty yellow and green.  With knotted curtains.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bedroom yellow green paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty awful.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated living room floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Got dust?

dirty gross neglected dilapidated dusty hallway fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

They enclosed the patio.  How nice.

enclosed patio dirt back yard bad roof siding fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Flooring · Roof · Landscaping · Paint · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Cabinets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Siding

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

man's person's arm in real estate photo picture pumpkin Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture ugly window drapes curtains Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

woman's person's arm hand in real estate photo picture dog Peoria Arizona home house for sale

And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture purse rack collection Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

woman's person's backside rearend butt in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Double the fun.

woman's person's backside rearend butt behind in real estate photo picture Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos