The caption for this Mesa, Arizona home listing’s photo reads “family room.” We’re not sure what’s going on behind the curtains. An atrium? A mausoleum? There’s a bench for people to look away from the window or toward the window.
Entries Tagged as 'Mesa, AZ Homes'
July 25th, 2014 · No Comments
July 18th, 2014 · 5 Comments
Please let us tidy up this Mesa, Arizona home. We’d only need ten minutes and some empty boxes. You can time us. 1, 2, 3, go! Remove the prescription bottle. Remove everything on the kitchen counters. Remove everything off the front, side, and top of the refrigerator. And then remove all of the family photos in the next room. Done! Total cost: $0. Benefit to the seller: more buyers interested in seeing the home and higher offers.
July 11th, 2014 · 7 Comments
Hmm. What to do with broken pieces of floor tile? Hmm. I know! I’ll make a wall mosaic in the bathroom!
July 7th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Too much stuff on the refrigerator. It’s visually distracting. We’ll deal with the cow collection later.
Sensory overload in this kitchen.
July 1st, 2014 · 6 Comments
Your lucky day. You get two wallpaper patterns instead of only one.
June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Collection of doll figurines.
Doll collection plus a million books and movies.
Kachina doll collection.
June 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Kids don’t belong in real estate promotional photos. [Apache Junction, Arizona]
Little girl, before you leave the room, would you ask your mommy to please untie that stupid knotted curtain? Thank you. [Mesa, Arizona]
Don’t sit around watching TV all day. [Phoenix]
He’s waving to the camera. And now the picture is out of focus. [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]
June 18th, 2014 · 1 Comment
One leak is enough to scare a buyer.
Two leaks are worrisome.
Add some mold and mildew…
…plus water near electric wiring!
June 16th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Lifetime cable channel is showing new episodes of Hoarders tonight and the next few Mondays. They show updates of previous hoarders. If the ratings are high enough, another season of Hoarders just might be ordered.
Here’s a cluttered back yard in Phoenix. He needs all of those supplies because one day he might need a part. And one day he’ll get around to restoring that car. And one day…
Help yourself to extra carpet at this home.
A woman was discovered buried in her basement. The house was filled with so much clutter & stuff that the first floor collapsed.
June 13th, 2014 · 4 Comments
These Mesa, Arizona home sellers converted their garage into a family room and sponge-painted the walls an intriguing color. Hey, is this national colonoscopy month?