Another dead tree! This one fell over. Now if only the seller would remove it.
Entries Tagged as 'Mesa, AZ Homes'
October 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment
October 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Most dogs are not included in the sale of the house. So why take and include a photo of them?
This dog gets its own bedroom!
“If I sit still like the elephant, no one will notice me.”
“Stop drilling me to get up!”
“Remind me to return the power drill to the neighbor.”
If the dog won’t leave, then have the photographer move the camera to the right.
Being too cute is no excuse for being in a real estate photo.
October 27th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Halloween is almost here. These home owners are getting into the Halloween spirit with their dead trees.
This property in Eloy, Arizona has TWO dead trees (above and below photos).
The dead tree adds so much to the curb appeal.
The orange tree is dead.
Two half-dead trees or should we be more optimistic and say two half-alive trees?
This tree doesn’t look healthy. Why did the seller take a photo of it?
A big branch broke off from a storm. Now what?
October 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Who wouldn’t want Justin Bieber as a boyfriend?!
October 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments
You only live once. Go ahead and install laminate flooring at different directions in one room.
Or spend a weekend installing your own mosaic tile floor. Bonus points for originality.
Throw in some random colored tiles to add excitement to the floor.
Octagon shaped objects usually mean stop, which is what should have happened before installing this tile.
Mix and match.
October 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Mid-century modern 1960 fireplace.
Hybrid beehive fireplace design.
Either the flagstone was painted or they used pink grout.
What will Santa say when he turns around and sees this fireplace?
October 6th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Sometimes you can’t get a clear idea about the look of a house. Especially if the photos are not up to par, as promoted for this Mesa, Arizona home.
Upside down hallway. Well, it helps buyers see the ceiling’s water stain more clearly.
We can’t see what the shower looks like.
We can’t see what the bathroom looks like either. No other photos available of the bathroom.
Use your imagination for this bedroom.
The photographer shifted to the right, but we still can’t see the bedroom.
The only photo of the kitchen and we can’t see it. Is your curiosity piqued enough to see this house?
September 26th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Take one down, pass it around…
Here’s the rest. Cheers.
September 26th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Five homes with holes in the ceilings. Because?
The ceiling’s so low, perhaps the seller cracked the drywall open with his head.
Or maybe the seller wants to show the insulation to buyers?
This home has no insulation.
There’s no hole, but…
This Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ceiling needs some attention.
September 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment
Please make it stop. I can knot take it any more.
One knot is still one too many.
Back up to two knots? Noooooo!
Back to only one knot. My blood pressure is dropping.
Why can’t curtains look like this? No knots. Simple strip of fabric holding it in place. Thank you.