Nice bathroom. Too bad the mirror doubles the amount of clutter on the counter. Next time, put away all toiletries.
Entries Tagged as 'Scottsdale, AZ Homes'
May 18th, 2015 · No Comments
February 14th, 2015 · 2 Comments
My heart bleeds for you.
My heart soars when you are around.
Those are for me??!!?! Thank you!
I wear my heart on my sleeve, they wear their heart on their garage wall.
December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments
Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve knick-knacks dangling,
Eleven hats a hanging,
Ten trophies winning,
Nine dogs a barking,
Eight vacuum cleaners,
Seven masks a posing,
Six curtains knotted,
Five garden beds…
Four fuzzy dice,
Three red tongues,
Two turtles dead,
And a green chair near a fish tank.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.
Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats
July 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Today is July 25th. Christmas in July is celebrated today. Here are several homes that celebrate Christmas well past December 25th.
San Antonio, Texas. As seen on May 25th.
Another San Antonio home with a Christmas tree still up as of May 25th. Hint, hint: it’s okay to update your real estate photos.
The decorations were removed, but the tree was still there when this Phoenix home was listed on February 3rd.
The decorations are gone and half the tree was packed away when this Phoenix home was listed on March 28th.
This Scottsdale, Arizona home was listed in March, with the Christmas tree still decorated.
Don’t trip on the cord when you enter the house! This San Tan Valley, Arizona home was listed as a short sale January 9th with the Christmas tree still up. It took 7 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.
This Surprise, Arizona home was listed as a short sale in early January and it took 8 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.
Listed January 11th in Glendale, Arizona.
July 3rd, 2014 · 3 Comments
I forgot to include this dirty bathroom with yesterday’s post. The bowl is disgusting. The toilet base is gross! Imagine the floor!
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
Let’s hope the toilet isn’t as dirty as the shower floor.
July 2nd, 2014 · 5 Comments
From a home in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Splattered paint on the wall.
Don’t forget to take your medication.
They sure love Jägermeister. Yes, graffiti on the wall.
That orange couch is older than they are.
And graffiti outside.
Graffiti arrow pointing up.
Another graffiti specimen inside the house.
If these are the owners, they sure didn’t care about getting higher offers from buyers. If these are renters, the seller should have kicked them out and repainted the house.
February 17th, 2014 · 4 Comments
This is Duke the dog. He’s from Scottsdale, Arizona. He has nothing to do with selling a house. Thank you, Mark, for sending us this photo.
This is Sadie the dog. She’s from Sun City, Arizona. She has nothing to do with selling a house. Thank you, Bree, for sending us the following photos.
This is Sadie’s friend, Emily.
This photo’s caption reads, no joke, “Couldn’t get Emily to move.” Then may we suggest moving the camera away?
Here are Sadie & Emily to bother you at the front gate when/if you visit. Suggestion to the photographer: watch out for shadows.
December 28th, 2013 · 6 Comments
What are those yellow things in a Scottsdale, Arizona garage?
What is that protruding object in this Coolidge, Arizona home’s photo?
October 21st, 2013 · 5 Comments
Mr. & Mrs. Seller, are you sure your house is ready to sell? Nothing else you think you could do before buyers arrive? Is that a hat collection on the back wall?
Could we please clear off all horizontal surfaces? Thank you.
The kitchen cabinets are spotless. Too bad the rest of the kitchen isn’t.
September 25th, 2013 · 5 Comments
This Scottsdale, Arizona home features brand new exterior paint. Too bad they painted over the roof shingles. It’s all in the details.