Entries Tagged as 'Faux Paint & Murals'

It’s the Bomb!

November 10th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Armageddon, DEFCON 1, the Apocalypse?  It’s a home selling disaster!  [Thank you, Thomas; this is from the TV show Heroes]

nuclear bomb blast explosion armageddon DEFCON 1 apocalypse painting mural on living room wall Laveen Arizona home house for sale photo

And The Nightmare Before Christmas too!

nuclear bomb blast explosion armageddon DEFCON 1 apocalypse painting mural on living room wall Laveen Arizona home house for sale photo

What will buyers think when they walk into the house?  Or will they even go to see this house after they see these photos online?

nuclear bomb blast explosion armageddon DEFCON 1 apocalypse painting mural on living room wall Laveen Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

In-Continent

November 9th, 2014 · 2 Comments

We’re not sure what to make of this room in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.  Washer/dryer combo, tankless water heater above, and wet bar?  Very continental, you know.

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Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Other International Cities

Inspirational Message For November

November 4th, 2014 · No Comments

November blew in so fast that I almost forgot your inspirational message for the month:
It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home.

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Cabinets

Help Needed

November 3rd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Peoria, Arizona short sale.

pink bathroom walls white paint dots circles plunger toilet seat shower curtain Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Staging assistance needed, please.

cluttered chaotic disorganized bedroom poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate family photos

Another guy’s computer desk with bottle of lotion and toilet paper handy.

cluttered chaotic disorganized bedroom poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Quick.  Buy some closet doors and throw everything inside before buyers arrive.

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At least she covered up the face on the Justin Bieber poster.

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This bedroom is half tidy.

cluttered chaotic disorganized bedroom poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo

Why did they remove the rug?  Buyers might have thought that was the normal color of the carpet.

dirty carpet living room ugly wallpaper border poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The pink fabric vertical blinds complement the wallpaper border.

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The wallpaper border in the kitchen is birdhouses but they look like outhouses.  Did you see the neon green plastic pumpkin too?

ugly wallpaper border kitchen poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo neon green plastic pumpkin

Before dining room, with furniture.

ugly wallpaper border dining room poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo

After dining room.  Maybe they’d better bring back the furniture to cover up the walls.

ugly wallpaper border dining room poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo

The master bedroom.  Complete with princess blanket used as a curtain.

cluttered messy master bedroom poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo princess blanket hung as curtain

This is a house with young children and yet the floor fan does not have a protective grille.

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What happened to the flooring?

cluttered messy master bathroom poor bad home staging Peoria Arizona house for sale real estate photo flooring removed exposed

Looking the opposite direction shows more of the flooring problem.

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It could have looked worse.

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They gave up on the paint.

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This photo was taken many months before Halloween.

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The patio is surprisingly clear of clutter.  Now to work on the peeling paint.

back patio ceiling peeling paint Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Safety Issue · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Wallpaper · Family Photos · Toys · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · People In Photos

She’ll Be Packing For At Least a Week

October 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

This Buckeye, Arizona seller sure has a lot of stuff.

owl cluttered office too much stuff everywhere poor bad home staging Buckeye Arizona house for sale photo

That’s a lot of items.

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Good grief.

cluttered living room too much stuff everywhere poor bad home staging Buckeye Arizona house for sale photo

So many visual distractions.

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It’s hard to appreciate the home’s features.

roosters cluttered kitchen too much stuff everywhere poor bad home staging Buckeye Arizona house for sale photo

It’s just as bad outside.

cluttered junky back yard patio too much stuff everywhere poor bad home staging Buckeye Arizona house for sale photo

It will take a long time to pack it all up.

cluttered junky back yard patio too much stuff everywhere poor bad home staging Buckeye Arizona house for sale photo

Buyers can’t see the pool clearly, but they can see three BBQ grills.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Clutter · Patio · Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk

Wall of Mystery

October 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Oddly painted wall in a Superior, Arizona kitchen.

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Brick floor.  Strange kitchen layout.

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

Inspirational Message For October

October 1st, 2014 · 5 Comments

“The ornaments of a house are the friends who frequent it” - Emerson

The ornaments of a house are the friends who frequent it Emerson quote painted on wall Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Graphic Mural Or Graffiti?

September 29th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Think the new buyer will keep it?

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Graffiti

Under the Grapevine

September 24th, 2014 · 2 Comments

They solved the problem of not enough closet space.  Just add lattice to the wall and now you can hang hangers from it.  The gargoyle nods his head in approval.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Tree’s a Crowd

September 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Realistic tree mural in Lake City, Florida.  After a hurricane hit.

ugly bad amateur artist painting bedroom wall mural tree no leaves Lake City Florida home house for sale real estate photo

How lovely are your branches.  [Florence, Arizona]

ugly bad amateur artist painting bedroom wall mural tree giraffe Florence Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities