Entries Tagged as 'Pets'

The UglyHousePhotos Tribute To the 2015 Academy Awards

February 22nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

The Oscars will be televised tonight!  It’s the 2015 Academy Awards! Let’s take a twist on the Top 8 Nominated Movies with our version we call the Uglies.  Which movie do you think will win tonight? (in alphabetical order)

AMERICAN SNIPER - They’re gunning to win the Oscar.

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BIRDMAN - Will they fly down the aisle to collect their Oscar?

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BOYHOOD - Boys will be boys.  [If this movie wins, I swear; boring, no plot, played like a home movie]

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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - This is the Old Mill Room from the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, California.

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THE IMITATION GAME - Did Alan Turing crack the code for winning the Oscar?

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SELMA - This movie was about Bart Simpson’s aunt??!?

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING - Steven Hawking is taking a nap before the Oscars.

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WHIPLASH - Will this movie snare the Oscar?  Drumroll please.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Graffiti · Shower Curtain · People In Photos

Fifty Shades of Grey Metal

February 20th, 2015 · 4 Comments

Christian & Anastasia would not listen to their Realtor about removing their “love” cage before selling their home.  Guess who’s in the doghouse now because the house hasn’t sold.

big giant large huge dog pet cage right next to the bed bedroom poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Pets

Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog

January 8th, 2015 · 1 Comment

In honor of Elvis’ birthday, let’s look at some hound dogs in real estate photos.

German shepherd dog scratching back yard pet Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

dog pet back patio Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

poodle dog pet on sofa couch Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets

Birds of a Feather

December 29th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Stacked bird cages in a family room.  A flock of birds.

three 3 stacked bird cages pets family room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Only one bird cage?

bird cage pets ugly dirty cluttered patio Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another bird cage on a patio.

bird cage pets back patio Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Polly want a cracker?

bird cage pets bedroom Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Bird cage.  And a rabbit cage?

bird rabbit cage pets family room Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Glendale, AZ Homes

Another Name For a Donkey Is…

December 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Reader Rodney sent us this photo of a home for sale near Lake Havasu City, Arizona.  He wants to know if an a** lives there.

donkey ass standing in front of mobile home trailer Lake Havasu City Arizona for sale photo

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Tags: Pets · Other Arizona Cities

Merry Christmas!!

December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve knick-knacks dangling,

wind chimes bird houses knick-knacks hanging on back patio Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eleven hats a hanging,

eleven baseball caps hats hanging on wall display bedroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Ten trophies winning,

ten trophies on display broken desk Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Nine dogs a barking,

nine little dogs boy on tricycle back yard cluttered patio Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eight vacuum cleaners,

eight vacuum cleaners on display in one bedroom San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Seven masks a posing,

seven masks on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Six curtains knotted,

six knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Five garden beds…

five raised garden beds weeds back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Four fuzzy dice,

2Pac poster 4 four fuzzy dice deer blanket as window curtain cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Three red tongues,

three red tongues sticking out Rolling Stones Licks world tour poster Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two turtles dead,

two turtles on window sill dirty ugly mop bad roof broken window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a green chair near a fish tank.

green child's kid's chair next to fish tank dart board stained dirty carpet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Merry Christmas!

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats

Go Fish

December 18th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Fishing pole next to a fish tank.  That’s reel-y funny.

fishing pole next to aquarium fish tank living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Pets

Nice Pets

December 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Woof!

dog pet in real estate photo picture back yard BBQ Buckeye Arizona homes houses for sale

It’s a step up.  Dirty steps too.

dog pet in real estate photo picture wearing a pink bandana steps up to bed Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Ready to pounce on buyers as soon as they enter the house!

cat pet in real estate photo picture ready to jump bounce on buyers Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale

“Mommy, he won’t share the couch!”  [Also, notice the bare foot on the right side of the photo.]

two dogs pet in real estate photo picture sitting on couch human bare foot San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale

“Hot dogs for lunch?!  Don’t you dare get any ideas!”

Dachshund wiener dog pet in real estate photo picture kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities

Dog & Ladder

November 20th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dog on the loose.  Huge dog house.  Ladder on the ground.  Abandoned car.  Jugs of paint.  And more.

dog house ladder abandoned car vehicle jugs of paint junk back yard Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

man's person's arm in real estate photo picture pumpkin Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture ugly window drapes curtains Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

woman's person's arm hand in real estate photo picture dog Peoria Arizona home house for sale

And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture purse rack collection Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

woman's person's backside rearend butt in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Double the fun.

woman's person's backside rearend butt behind in real estate photo picture Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos