In honor of Elvis’ birthday, let’s look at some hound dogs in real estate photos.
Entries Tagged as 'Pets'
January 8th, 2015 · 1 Comment
December 29th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Stacked bird cages in a family room. A flock of birds.
Only one bird cage?
Another bird cage on a patio.
Polly want a cracker?
Bird cage. And a rabbit cage?
December 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Reader Rodney sent us this photo of a home for sale near Lake Havasu City, Arizona. He wants to know if an a** lives there.
December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments
Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve knick-knacks dangling,
Eleven hats a hanging,
Ten trophies winning,
Nine dogs a barking,
Eight vacuum cleaners,
Seven masks a posing,
Six curtains knotted,
Five garden beds…
Four fuzzy dice,
Three red tongues,
Two turtles dead,
And a green chair near a fish tank.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.
Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats
December 18th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Fishing pole next to a fish tank. That’s reel-y funny.
December 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment
It’s a step up. Dirty steps too.
Ready to pounce on buyers as soon as they enter the house!
“Mommy, he won’t share the couch!” [Also, notice the bare foot on the right side of the photo.]
“Hot dogs for lunch?! Don’t you dare get any ideas!”
November 20th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Dog on the loose. Huge dog house. Ladder on the ground. Abandoned car. Jugs of paint. And more.
November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment
The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.
An arm here. [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]
An arm there. [The curtains are terrific.]
Another one here. [Plus a dog.]
And yet another arm here. [Nice purse rack.]
And now buttocks! [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]
Double the fun.
November 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments
Let’s start with the positives about this Evansville, Indiana home: it has wainscoting. And at least they didn’t do one more twist to knot the curtains. And for that, we thank you. Now about the fan, the dog, the cords on the floor, the cord on the ceiling with foil (!!), that damaged wall, the dream catcher, and the dirt.
October 28th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Most dogs are not included in the sale of the house. So why take and include a photo of them?
This dog gets its own bedroom!
“If I sit still like the elephant, no one will notice me.”
“Stop drilling me to get up!”
“Remind me to return the power drill to the neighbor.”
If the dog won’t leave, then have the photographer move the camera to the right.
Being too cute is no excuse for being in a real estate photo.