Maybe the angel can grant our wish that the dining table was cleared off.
Entries Tagged as 'Dining Room'
May 16th, 2015 · 1 Comment
May 8th, 2015 · 1 Comment
1 vacuum on display in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Two vacuums on display in Gilbert, Arizona. Yesterday we featured a grim reaper with a scythe. Today we see a scythe. Should we call the vacuum a grim sweeper?
Three vacuums. In a Mesa, Arizona home’s closet.
April 25th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Before Kitchen. This Mesa, Arizona home sold as a short sale for $110,000.
After Kitchen. Once renovated, the house sold for $180,000.
Before Dining Area.
After Dining Area.
Before Front of House.
After Front of House.
Before Back Patio.
After Back Patio.
Before Back Yard.
After Back Yard & Patio.
April 22nd, 2015 · 1 Comment
The sellers ignored the giant stain. Perhaps buyers will too, they hope.
At a different house, two stains and an ink spill. Like the sign says, beware.
April 16th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Good luck hosting Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner with that tiny table!
April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment
It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling. And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.
Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets. Or a bra on the bed. Or wolf bedspreads.
Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains. Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.
Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows. And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.
Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window. And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.
Please turn off the TV.
Please remove the dogs.
Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter. And unknot the curtains.
Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.
April 3rd, 2015 · No Comments
This home’s kitchen does offer cabinet space and counter space.
I love U too. Now clean up your room!
USA! USA! USA!
Knotted curtain! Made of plastic?
Another knotted curtain! Christmas tree was still up when the house was listed on January 15.
That little shed is for the water heater.
April 2nd, 2015 · 1 Comment
What a treat. You get two wallpaper designs in one room. Double the fun.
Put a freezer there to cover up the hole.
Amazing dining room.
March 30th, 2015 · No Comments
The poor photographer had a rough go at this house. Let’s see if we can offer advice. How about not taking a close-up photo of clutter? It serves what purpose?
We want to see the dining room. You’re too far to the left in this shot.
Well now you’re too close to the table. How about stepping back?
No, further back! [sigh]
Not ideal, but probably the best we’re going to get. Let’s move on to the kitchen.
Again, you’re too close! Any why show the junk pile? Let’s step back and shoot to the left.
That’s better, but what possessed you to use a fish-eye lens? Now the cabinets are warped. Please try again.
[sigh] I think we’re done here. Thank you. You can leave now.
March 15th, 2015 · 4 Comments
One of our readers is not pleased with the visual distractions in this $900,000 Battleground, Washington home.
Nice kitchen, but cluttered counters.
Cat and lots of furniture.
Dark photo makes it hard to focus on the room’s features.
Another dining room.