Entries Tagged as 'Dolls'

Dollywood In Sun City, Arizona

July 9th, 2013 · 3 Comments

Pigeon Forge might have Dollywood, but this Sun City home has dolls galore.

creepy collection hoard of dolls bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale staging real estate photo

Pan to the left to see more dolls!

creepy collection hoard of dolls bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale staging real estate photo

The next bedroom has a giant Santa Claus doll.

giant tall Santa Claus doll figure bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale staging real estate photo

And then more dolls.

creepy collection hoard of dolls bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale staging real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities

Sellin’ Short In Mesa

June 20th, 2013 · 4 Comments

Captain Spaulding welcomes you to this home.  [That’s a Captain Spaulding mask from Rob Zombie’s Devil’s Rejects movie]

Rob Zombie Captain Spaulding mask bedroom ugly cluttered poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

This is Michael’s room.

Rob Zombie Captain Spaulding mask bedroom ugly cluttered poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

This is a short sale in Mesa, Arizona.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

One fan blade.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Buyers will be fired up over this house.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff fireplace poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Once buyers visit this house, they can’t leave.  Literally.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Boozin’ in the bedroom.

ugly cluttered booze liquor bottles bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Gears of War & Scarface are featured here.

ugly cluttered gears of war video scarface poster bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

No sunlight allowed here.

ugly bedspread cluttered dark dreary bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Combination dining room and office.

ugly cluttered dining room office desk wires poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Family photos.

ugly cluttered living room dirty walls too many family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

More family photos.

ugly cluttered living room dirty walls too many family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dolls · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Ceiling Fan · Bedspread · Art

Safety Issues

May 26th, 2013 · 1 Comment

The doll collection is bad enough, but the electric sub panel with exposed wires in a child’s room is a safety hazard!!  Right next to her pillow!  What were these Mount Vernon, Ohio owners thinking?!  [click to expand photo]

safety hazard issue exposed wiring wires electric subpanel in child's girl's bedroom Mount Vernon Ohio home house

Then there’s this one from a Watertown, South Dakota home.  Dartboard right in the path of someone walking down the stairs!

safety hazard issue dangerous dartboard next to stairs Watertown South Dakota home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Safety Issue · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Dolls · Collections · Other US Cities

Doll Collector

May 14th, 2013 · 4 Comments

You’re never too old to play with dolls.

creepy doll collection master bedroom home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Dolls

The Monster of Pennsville

March 24th, 2013 · 2 Comments

Somewhere in Pennsville, New Jersey lurks a monster so hideous and despised, his only source of nutrition is picking his nose.  He is often accompanied by his evil consort, The Mad Hopper, the sinister cousin of the Easter Bunny.

ugly amateur art project creepy man creature ogre bunny Pennsville New Jersey home house

He was last spotted hiding out in this home, blending in with the clutter and collections.  And dusty TV.

cluttered collections too much stuff belongings doll green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

There sure are a lot of things to be packed up when moving (and preferably before selling).

cluttered collections too much stuff belongings green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

They heard it’s a good idea to keep all records of their house.  Unfortunately, they misunderstood it.  Now they have a massive music record collection.  They forgot to dust around the computer monitor.

cluttered record collection too much stuff belongings green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

Colorful wallpaper pattern at the foyer.

colorful old outdated wallpaper angel statue foyer entry Pennsville New Jersey home house

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Office/Den · Wallpaper · Dolls · Collections · Other US Cities · Art

Collections Department

February 9th, 2013 · 5 Comments

She collects plates.

plate collection on display woman lady in real estate photo cluttered Phoenix Arizona home house

This one’s a shoe collector.

shoe collection Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She collects shoes, dolls, and everything else.

collection dolls stuff junk on display clutter Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She collects crosses and fans.  Was listed December 1, 2011 as a short sale.  Went under contract February 3, 2012, and then waited and waited for the bank to respond.  It finally sold December 31, 2012.

crosses fans collections on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Glendale, AZ Homes · Collections · People In Photos · Grandma's House

Dolls Gone Wild

February 1st, 2013 · 4 Comments

Doll collections.

This tall doll says Cleaned With Love.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

tall homemade doll cleaned with love laundry room Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

Three crying dolls and one happy doll in Sun City, Arizona.

stupid crying dolls bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Lots of dolls in another Sun City home.

doll collection dozens lots on display Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dolly folly in Mesa, Arizona.

doll collection lots on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another view.

doll collection lots on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections

Cross Country Wallpaper

January 27th, 2013 · 4 Comments

Unique wallpaper patterns across the U.S.

Proudly from Hillsdale, Michigan.

ugly outdated dark red wallpaper dolls clutter Hillsdale Michigan home house for sale photo

Also from Hillsdale, Michigan.

ugly outdated floral flowers wallpaper Hillsdale Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

A variety of patterns in Mankato, Minnesota.

ugly outdated wallpaper Mankato Minnesota bedspreads home house for sale real estate photo

The wallpaper colors match the carpet and wood paneling in Saginaw, Michigan.

ugly outdated orange brown wallpaper Saginaw Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

Patterned wallpaper at another Saginaw, Michigan home.

ugly outdated patterned wallpaper Saginaw Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

You can almost smell the flowers in Somerset, Kentucky.

ugly flowers floral wallpaper Somerset Kentucky home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Wallpaper · Dolls · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2012 · 13 Comments

Please join me in singing the 3rd annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve million cow things…

huge big collection cow items collectibles on display kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Eleven chairs a stacking…

eleven white green plastic cheap chairs on driveway Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Ten rolls of T.P….

ten rolls of toilet paper tissue stacked bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine deers a killing…

nine deer stuffed taxidermy on display Woodville Mississippi home house for sale photo

Eight dolls a staring…

eight dolls on shelf on display in bedroom Cody Wyoming home house for sale photo

Seven plates collecting…

seven collector plates on display front entry three dolls Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Six bears a stuffin’…

six stuffed bears animals on display bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Five water jugs…

five distilled water jugs sitting by garage Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Four brass geese…

four brass geese on display on family room Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Three turtles dove…

three metal turtles on display on family room Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

Two panda bears…

messy cluttered bedroom stuffed animal panda bear Tyler Texas home house for sale photo

And a John Deere in the front room.

John Deere lawn mower in living room Seneca South Carolina home house for sale photo

Merry Christmas!

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Driveway · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Refrigerator Magnets · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Taxidermy

Dolls

December 9th, 2012 · No Comments

Inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas movie?  Dale, Texas.

creepy doll Nightmare Before Christmas on display Dale Texas home house for sale photo

Shirley Temple doll and friends?  Bedford, Indiana.

dolls on display Bedford Indiana home house for sale real estate photo

Dolls and a horse saddle in Marshalltown, Iowa.

dolls horse saddle on display Marshalltown Iowa home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Dolls · Other US Cities