Ugly House Photos

Most of the heat from a fireplace escapes up the chimney, so why not move the heat in closer?

Another episode of Hoarders tonight.

Brandi (with an ‘i’) likes to practice before going to work.

Fried frog. Toasted toad. No home showings after 4:20. Convenient oven in case they get the munchies. Fire extinguisher in case of dropped buds. Where’s the air freshener?

Too freaky and creepy.

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Jan could never get rid of mildew in her bathroom, so she sponge painted the walls the rest of the way.

This house is cable ready.

Would Dwight Schrute approve of this office?

New episode of Hoarders tonight.  Don’t forget to save everything and display everything you own!

Komodo commode kimono?

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They hope to rake in the dough when/if this doll of a house sells.  Well, they wish it would sell.

House Flipper?  This dolphin looks sad because the Miami Dolphins lost yesterday. [Tucson, Arizona]

And you would grow what back here?  [Scottsdale, Arizona]

Jim thought it was a good idea at the time.  Doh!

Bonnie wasn’t too pleased when Dave played drums at 2am.

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Dothan, Alabama home could use some help with furniture & décor staging.

Let us help, please.

Won’t cost a penny to remove many items, just some time.  What could be done in just 20 minutes?

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What’s a creepy doll doing in the bedroom of a hunter (camouflage bedspread)?  Prescription bottle on the nightstand.  From a Tomah, Wisconsin home.

What is the doll using as a pacifier?

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Welcome to our home. [Phoenix]

I want to go potty.  [Nashville, Tennessee]

We have our eyes on you.  [Peoria, Arizona]

You can look but don’t touch.  [Mesa, Arizona]

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Lifelike doll in an Elkhart, Indiana home.  It has blue hair, so it is supposed to be Katy Perry?

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American Indian papoose dolls in cradleboards on display in an Apache Junction, Arizona home.

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Dolls on display in Cody, Wyoming.

One of those crying dolls in Tempe, Arizona.

Good day to you too.

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Six living rooms in need of home staging.  Remember, the living room is the first room buyers see.  It leaves a first impression.

A few dolls and a few Hummel figurines for good measure.

Use your imagination.

More office and bedroom than a living room.

A mere (mirror) reflection of a living room here.

From another angle.  Where do guests sit?

Used as a waiting (weighting) room?

Good grief.

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