Entries Tagged as 'Dolls'

The Monster of Pennsville

March 24th, 2013 · 2 Comments

Somewhere in Pennsville, New Jersey lurks a monster so hideous and despised, his only source of nutrition is picking his nose.  He is often accompanied by his evil consort, The Mad Hopper, the sinister cousin of the Easter Bunny.

ugly amateur art project creepy man creature ogre bunny Pennsville New Jersey home house

He was last spotted hiding out in this home, blending in with the clutter and collections.  And dusty TV.

cluttered collections too much stuff belongings doll green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

There sure are a lot of things to be packed up when moving (and preferably before selling).

cluttered collections too much stuff belongings green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

They heard it’s a good idea to keep all records of their house.  Unfortunately, they misunderstood it.  Now they have a massive music record collection.  They forgot to dust around the computer monitor.

cluttered record collection too much stuff belongings green paint Pennsville New Jersey home house

Colorful wallpaper pattern at the foyer.

colorful old outdated wallpaper angel statue foyer entry Pennsville New Jersey home house

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Office/Den · Wallpaper · Dolls · Collections · Other US Cities · Art

Collections Department

February 9th, 2013 · 5 Comments

She collects plates.

plate collection on display woman lady in real estate photo cluttered Phoenix Arizona home house

This one’s a shoe collector.

shoe collection Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She collects shoes, dolls, and everything else.

collection dolls stuff junk on display clutter Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She collects crosses and fans.  Was listed December 1, 2011 as a short sale.  Went under contract February 3, 2012, and then waited and waited for the bank to respond.  It finally sold December 31, 2012.

crosses fans collections on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Glendale, AZ Homes · Collections · People In Photos · Grandma's House

Dolls Gone Wild

February 1st, 2013 · 4 Comments

Doll collections.

This tall doll says Cleaned With Love.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

tall homemade doll cleaned with love laundry room Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

Three crying dolls and one happy doll in Sun City, Arizona.

stupid crying dolls bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Lots of dolls in another Sun City home.

doll collection dozens lots on display Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dolly folly in Mesa, Arizona.

doll collection lots on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another view.

doll collection lots on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections

Cross Country Wallpaper

January 27th, 2013 · 4 Comments

Unique wallpaper patterns across the U.S.

Proudly from Hillsdale, Michigan.

ugly outdated dark red wallpaper dolls clutter Hillsdale Michigan home house for sale photo

Also from Hillsdale, Michigan.

ugly outdated floral flowers wallpaper Hillsdale Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

A variety of patterns in Mankato, Minnesota.

ugly outdated wallpaper Mankato Minnesota bedspreads home house for sale real estate photo

The wallpaper colors match the carpet and wood paneling in Saginaw, Michigan.

ugly outdated orange brown wallpaper Saginaw Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

Patterned wallpaper at another Saginaw, Michigan home.

ugly outdated patterned wallpaper Saginaw Michigan home house for sale real estate photo

You can almost smell the flowers in Somerset, Kentucky.

ugly flowers floral wallpaper Somerset Kentucky home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Wallpaper · Dolls · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2012 · 13 Comments

Please join me in singing the 3rd annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve million cow things…

huge big collection cow items collectibles on display kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Eleven chairs a stacking…

eleven white green plastic cheap chairs on driveway Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Ten rolls of T.P….

ten rolls of toilet paper tissue stacked bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine deers a killing…

nine deer stuffed taxidermy on display Woodville Mississippi home house for sale photo

Eight dolls a staring…

eight dolls on shelf on display in bedroom Cody Wyoming home house for sale photo

Seven plates collecting…

seven collector plates on display front entry three dolls Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Six bears a stuffin’…

six stuffed bears animals on display bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Five water jugs…

five distilled water jugs sitting by garage Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Four brass geese…

four brass geese on display on family room Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Three turtles dove…

three metal turtles on display on family room Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

Two panda bears…

messy cluttered bedroom stuffed animal panda bear Tyler Texas home house for sale photo

And a John Deere in the front room.

John Deere lawn mower in living room Seneca South Carolina home house for sale photo

Merry Christmas!

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Driveway · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Refrigerator Magnets · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Taxidermy

Dolls

December 9th, 2012 · No Comments

Inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas movie?  Dale, Texas.

creepy doll Nightmare Before Christmas on display Dale Texas home house for sale photo

Shirley Temple doll and friends?  Bedford, Indiana.

dolls on display Bedford Indiana home house for sale real estate photo

Dolls and a horse saddle in Marshalltown, Iowa.

dolls horse saddle on display Marshalltown Iowa home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Dolls · Other US Cities

Doll Houses

November 11th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Dolls on display in Avon Park, Florida.

doll collection bedroom staging Avon Park Florida home house for sale real estate photo

One of those crying dolls and other cluttered mischief in a Fitchburg, Massachusetts home.

dumb stupid crying baby doll Fitchburg Massachusetts home house for sale real estate photo

Four dolls at a Sun City, Arizona home.

four dolls on display Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Fireplace · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

Hello, Dolly

October 18th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Do you like the bedspread?

large doll on ugly bedspread master bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Bedspread

Dumb, Messy, Pole Dancer, Shrooms, & Dora

October 13th, 2012 · No Comments

Most of the heat from a fireplace escapes up the chimney, so why not move the heat in closer?

ugly old stove fireplace on bricks wood paneling fixer-upper Phoenix home house

Another episode of Hoarders tonight.

very messy cluttered dining room Phoenix home house bad real estate photo

Brandi (with an ‘i’) likes to practice before going to work.

sunken living room broken window mold mildew foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix home house

Fried frog. Toasted toad. No home showings after 4:20. Convenient oven in case they get the munchies. Fire extinguisher in case of dropped buds. Where’s the air freshener?

bedroom wall mural magic mushrooms toadstools wasted frog toad Phoenix home house

Too freaky and creepy.

creepy large doll bedroom Phoenix home house real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · Dolls · Basement

Mildew, Cables, Clutter, Dolls, & Kimono

September 17th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Jan could never get rid of mildew in her bathroom, so she sponge painted the walls the rest of the way.

ugly faux sponge paint bathroom bad MLS photos Phoenix real estate

This house is cable ready.

hanging cable wires foreclosure home bad MLS ugly home house photos Phoenix real estate

Would Dwight Schrute approve of this office?

messy office clutter junk stuff everywhere bad staging MLS photos ugly home house

New episode of Hoarders tonight.  Don’t forget to save everything and display everything you own!

cluttered bedroom dolls junk Mesa Arizona bad MLS photos ugly home house

Komodo commode kimono?

weird odd ugly bathroom clutter robe hat bad MLS photos Phoenix

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Dolls