Ugly House Photos

One. Two. Three. Four. Five afghan blankets.  Houston, Texas.

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Stare into my eyes.  And count backwards from 10.  You are now in my control.  You will buy this house and pay full price.

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…to Grandmother’s house we go.  Get some home decorating tips here.

Pole lamp, two-globe lamp, pouf cushion, ceramic cat, wood paneling.  Millville, New Jersey.

Pale green sofa and carpet, oil painting, wallpaper.  Sun City, Arizona.

Crushed velvet chair.  Encyclopedia set (bought from the salesman at the door).  Sun City, Arizona.

Another crushed velvet chair.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Television console.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Macramé plant hanging.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Swag lamp, gold drapes, latch-hook rug.  Tucson, Arizona.

Tall lamp, cuckoo clock, afghan blanket.  Mesa, Arizona.

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Missoula, Montana has its share of snow and winter emergencies.  So be prepared and keep a pair of snow shoes by your bed, just in case.  You never know.

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Marijuana leaf poster in a Galesburg, Illinois home.  Get a smokin’ deal here.

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Eight firearms over the fireplace which is blocked with furniture and filled with a tiny Christmas tree.  Why is there a wind chime inside the house?

The next room doubles as a plastic florist shop.

And the next room doubles as a thrift shop.

Wood paneling in the bedroom.

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I gotta have this Lexington, Kentucky home because…

…that bathroom tile is worth millions and the grout is to die for.

…I’ll never find a rug that nice again.

…this photo shows me how to arrange my furniture in the room.

…that plastic bag window curtain is the bomb!

[Actual photos used to promote this home.  They have not been cropped.]

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Winter is almost here.  Time to get out the afghan blankets.

Wausau, Wisconsin home with afghan blanket, ugly couch, pink telephone, and those braided rugs.

Different Wausau home with an afghan bedspread.

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The butler is there to serve you in Bismarck, North Dakota.

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Afghans have embedded themselves in the town of Paterson, New Jersey.  This home is their headquarters.

Gathering space for afghans.

This is an afghan sleeper cell.

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