Ugly House Photos

Christmas tree still up at a Phoenix home on June 26th.  Might be time to update the real estate photos?

Ugly plastic pseudo-Christmas trees in Bangor, Maine; still on public display in June.

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Old swag lamps in a Waterbury, Connecticut home.

Floor to ceiling triple light pole lamp in Rapid City, South Dakota.

Collection of dolls in the bedroom.

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Rapid City, South Dakota is in desperate need of home stagers.  You might want to move there and help them out.  Here are four homes to get started on quick.

Let’s cram everything into this room.

Electronic mess.

Too much going on in this home.

NASCAR and golf clubs!

Same house as above, same mess.  Dirty socks in the window?

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Cute Valentine’s bear and bunny grace the master bedroom of this Flint, Michigan home.  Fake flowers and adorable pillows abound.

Knick knacks and plastic flowers in the living room.

Even more knick knacks and fake flowers in the dining room.

And to top it off, an old fireplace, lots of family photos, and afghan blanket, and wood paneling.

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Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico home enjoying their Christmas tree in February.  Family photos, an afghan blanket, and the drapes do match the carpet.

They’re getting ready for the dance tonight; everything’s cleared out of the kitchen.

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In real estate they say timing is everything.  It sure is at this Oklahoma City, Oklahoma home.  Talk about bad timing.  1) Why is the TV on anyway? 2) Do buyers receive a subliminal message that this home has a rat problem? 3) Couldn’t the seller have waited another 10 seconds for a different commercial?  4) Why did the seller have to publish this photo?  Good grief.

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Shhh.  Military intelligence has uncovered a secret Afghan hiding spot in Phoenix.

Aha!  There he is.  An Afghan (blanket) rebel hiding in the carport.  Is that a hostage behind it?

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Santa Claus says peace. Too bad it took 9 months for this home to sell. Ugly couch, afghan blanket, crocheted pillows, & other visual distractions.

That hanging light is either really ugly or retro cool. How about the fish on the wall and the pink blinds?

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Green carpet on display in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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Look at all that junk and clutter.  Wind chimes, stuffed animals, fake flowers, & knick knacks.

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