Entries Tagged as 'Afghan Blanket'

The Hypnotist

February 23rd, 2012 · 9 Comments

Stare into my eyes.  And count backwards from 10.  You are now in my control.  You will buy this house and pay full price.

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amateur painting of man staring who stares taxidermy afghan blanket Phoenix Arizona house

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Art · Phoenix Homes · Taxidermy

Over the River & Through the Woods…

January 10th, 2012 · 17 Comments

…to Grandmother’s house we go.  Get some home decorating tips here.

Pole lamp, two-globe lamp, pouf cushion, ceramic cat, wood paneling.  Millville, New Jersey.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings pole lamp Millville New Jersey

Pale green sofa and carpet, oil painting, wallpaper.  Sun City, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings wallpaper Sun City Arizona

Crushed velvet chair.  Encyclopedia set (bought from the salesman at the door).  Sun City, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings crushed velvet chair Sun City Arizona

Another crushed velvet chair.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings crushed velvet chair Sun City West Arizona

Television console.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings TV console Sun City West Arizona

Macramé plant hanging.  Sun City West, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings macramé hanging Sun City West Arizona

Swag lamp, gold drapes, latch-hook rug.  Tucson, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings latch-hook rug Tucson Arizona

Tall lamp, cuckoo clock, afghan blanket.  Mesa, Arizona.

Grandma's house home outdated décor old furnishings afghan blanket Mesa Arizona

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Grandma's House · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Wood Paneling

Emergency Snow Shoes At the Ready

November 14th, 2011 · 6 Comments

Missoula, Montana has its share of snow and winter emergencies.  So be prepared and keep a pair of snow shoes by your bed, just in case.  You never know.

snow shoes pink curtains afghan blanket ugly wallpaper bedroom Missoula Montana home

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bedroom · Clutter · Other US Cities · Staging · Wallpaper · Window Coverings

4:20 In Galesburg, Illinois

September 18th, 2011 · 4 Comments

Marijuana leaf poster in a Galesburg, Illinois home.  Get a smokin’ deal here.

marijuana leaf poster 4:20 in bedroom poor home staging Galesburg Illinois house for sale

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bedroom · Other US Cities · Staging

Gun Show

June 13th, 2011 · 11 Comments

Eight firearms over the fireplace which is blocked with furniture and filled with a tiny Christmas tree.  Why is there a wind chime inside the house?

eight firearms guns rifles on display fireplace poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house

The next room doubles as a plastic florist shop.

fake plastic flowers vines poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

And the next room doubles as a thrift shop.

clutter junk small items thrift shop poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

Wood paneling in the bedroom.

bedroom tall beds afghan blanket wood paneling Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bedroom · Clutter · Fake Plants & Flowers · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Weapons & Firearms · Wood Paneling

Gotta Have It Based On the Photos

March 27th, 2011 · No Comments

I gotta have this Lexington, Kentucky home because…

…that bathroom tile is worth millions and the grout is to die for.

dumb stupid photo of cheap bathroom floor tile Lexington Kentucky home house real estate

…I’ll never find a rug that nice again.

dumb stupid photo of cheap floor rug hallway Lexington Kentucky home house real estate

…this photo shows me how to arrange my furniture in the room.

dumb stupid photo of afghan blanket sofa Lexington Kentucky home house real estate

…that plastic bag window curtain is the bomb!

black plastic bag window curtain kitchen Lexington Kentucky home house real estate photo

[Actual photos used to promote this home.  They have not been cropped.]

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bathroom · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Rugs · Tile

Afghan Blankets Keep You Warm

November 28th, 2010 · 4 Comments

Winter is almost here.  Time to get out the afghan blankets.

Wausau, Wisconsin home with afghan blanket, ugly couch, pink telephone, and those braided rugs.

ugly couch sofa afghan blanket floor rugs Grandma's house home Wausau Wisconsin photo

Different Wausau home with an afghan bedspread.

afghan blanket bedspread bedroom Grandma's house home Wausau Wisconsin photo

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bedspread · Grandma's House · Other US Cities · Rugs · Ugly Couches/Chairs

The Butler Did It

November 15th, 2010 · 5 Comments

The butler is there to serve you in Bismarck, North Dakota.

butler stand old wallpaper carpet furniture Bismarck North Dakota home house photo

butler stand old wallpaper carpet furniture Bismarck North Dakota home house photo

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Grandma's House · Other US Cities · Staging · Wallpaper

Afghan Stronghold

October 17th, 2010 · 6 Comments

Afghans have embedded themselves in the town of Paterson, New Jersey.  This home is their headquarters.

ugly garish wild colors afghan blanket Paterson New Jersey home house real estate photo

Gathering space for afghans.

ugly garish wild colors afghan blanket Paterson New Jersey home house real estate photo

This is an afghan sleeper cell.

ugly garish wild colors afghan blanket Paterson New Jersey home house real estate photo

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Other US Cities · Staging · Wood Paneling

Christmas Comes Early This Year

June 27th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Christmas tree still up at a Phoenix home on June 26th.  Might be time to update the real estate photos?

Christmas tree still up on June 26 Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Ugly plastic pseudo-Christmas trees in Bangor, Maine; still on public display in June.

ugly plastic fake Christmas trees Bangor Maine home house real estate photo

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Fake Plants & Flowers · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes