Entries Tagged as 'Other Arizona Cities'

Family Gatherings For the Holidays

December 22nd, 2014 · No Comments

Lots of photos of family members will be taken this holiday season.  Many will be on display.  Some, unfortunately, when selling.  [Lake City, Florida]

family collage posters photos on display while the home house is up for sale selling Lake City Florida real estate

Let’s take steps to remove family photos before selling a house.

family photos on display while the home house is up for sale selling stairs Buckeye Arizona real estate

Virtual white-out is expensive.  I used a full bottle to blot out these two persons.  That’s one big photo.

family photos on display while the home house is up for sale selling Mesa Arizona real estate

99 photos of kids on the wall.  99 photos of kids.  Take them all down…pack them around…zero photos of kids on the wall.

family photos on display while the home house is up for sale selling kitchen Mesa Arizona real estate

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · Other US Cities

The Children Were Nestled All Snug In Their Beds

December 19th, 2014 · No Comments

While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.

St. Louis Rams football team bedspread blanket bedroom ugly curtain Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.

unusual white red bedspread blanket bedroom cloud mural Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.

palm trees beach ocean island bedspread blanket bedroom Casa Grande Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.

Notre Dame football fightin' Irish bedspread blanket bedroom Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

For when you’re dog tired?  Or should we call it Three Dog Night?

three hunting dogs bedspread blanket bedroom El Mirage Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Howl at the moon.  [North Judson, Indiana]

wolf howling at the full moon bedspread blanket bedroom North Judson Indiana homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Santa Might Skip This Home

December 18th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Imagine Santa Claus’ reaction when he exits the fireplace.

dusty neglected dilapidated living room stone fireplace ceiling damage Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I hope Santa doesn’t need to use the bathroom.

dusty dirty neglected dilapidated bathroom Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Building permits for that room addition?

unpermitted room addition ugly exterior Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Fireplace · Other Arizona Cities · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

man person sitting in recliner chair big giant TV television real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

man person standing behind photographer toilet seat up bathroom real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

man woman person standing front yard real estate promotional photo picture Avondale Arizona homes houses for sale

“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

man person standing kitchen real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

“I can’t get out.”

woman lady person in wheelchair staring at back door window real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

We can see you.

woman lady person standing on back patio real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

man person standing at back door flowers real estate promotional photo picture Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It looks ridiculous.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

[sigh]

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It looks like dirty laundry.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Surprise Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Des Moines Iowa homes houses for sale real estate photo

Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Des Moines Iowa homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

Vandals On the Loose

December 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These damaged homes mean lower sales prices for their neighborhoods.

vandalism damaged junk garbage boarded up window graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

[I had to white out the profanity.]

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Destroyed bathroom.

vandalism damaged holes punched in wall bathroom foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Jerks.

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Tags: Bathroom · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Drywall Damage · Vandalism & Theft

Nice Pets

December 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Woof!

dog pet in real estate photo picture back yard BBQ Buckeye Arizona homes houses for sale

It’s a step up.  Dirty steps too.

dog pet in real estate photo picture wearing a pink bandana steps up to bed Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Ready to pounce on buyers as soon as they enter the house!

cat pet in real estate photo picture ready to jump bounce on buyers Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale

“Mommy, he won’t share the couch!”  [Also, notice the bare foot on the right side of the photo.]

two dogs pet in real estate photo picture sitting on couch human bare foot San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale

“Hot dogs for lunch?!  Don’t you dare get any ideas!”

Dachshund wiener dog pet in real estate photo picture kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities

Clean Bathroom

December 11th, 2014 · No Comments

In this case, clean should be a verb and not an adjective.

mold mildew dirty soap scum neglected bathtub shower surround bathroom Wickenburg Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Mold & Mildew

Teen Idol Showdown

December 10th, 2014 · No Comments

Today’s smack-down showdown features two teen idols:  Taylor Lautner vs. Justin Bieber.  Which one steals your heart?

Taylor Lautner?

Taylor Lautner abs shirt unbuttoned posters in bedroom Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Or Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber boyfriend posters in bedroom Goodyear Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Justin Bieber bedspread.  Do you really want your little girl sleeping with him every night?

Justin Bieber boyfriend posters bedspread in bedroom Goodyear Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Bedspread

Magnets Do Not Attract

December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Gilbert Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.

too many refrigerator magnets cluttered kitchen Youngtown Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Refrigerator Magnets · Gilbert, AZ Homes