Entries Tagged as 'Other Arizona Cities'

Who’s On Santa’s Naughty List?

December 12th, 2017 · No Comments

Santa says you’re naughty if you are in a real estate promotional photo. Let’s see who made Santa’s naughty list this year.

This guy. Yes, this full-size face photo was included with the listing. Complete with forehead sweat. No, thank you.

Gross.

She’s lying down but has so much home staging to do. Hurry! Before Santa arrives!

This guy thinks Santa will steal his bike and break into the house.

This naughty boy left the TV on for the real estate photo.

He’s calling his real estate agent to find out why no one is coming to see the house. Because the TV is on, that’s why.

He claims he purposefully staged the table by the front door to put milk and cookies out for Santa.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Friar Bear

December 6th, 2017 · 3 Comments

This is the perfect Christmas gift for that person who has everything. Bet they don’t have a giant wood carving of a bear monk!

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Tags: Art · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Solar Panels?

December 4th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Are those a new or old type of solar panels on the roof or are those cheap patches for roof leaks? (hint, hint: how about fixing the roof before putting your house up for sale?)

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Roof · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Ruined Roof

November 29th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Time for a new roof in Overgaard, Arizona.

Looks bad.

Seller neglect.

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Roof

Uncommon Baby Names

November 22nd, 2017 · 3 Comments

My first name is far and few in between. Here are four more uncommon baby names seen around the Phoenix metro area. Starting with baby Mega.

Here we have baby Eriko. With those stupid camouflaged letters that babies and adults cannot read.

Next we have baby Stryder with those impossible-to-read patterned letters. Please make that trend stop.

And then there’s baby Scotlin.

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Tags: Bedroom · Make It Stop · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Carpet Baggers

November 21st, 2017 · 2 Comments

Time to bag this carpet and get new.

Note to sellers: when the carpet is torn, that is your last call to replace the carpet.

If you are going to keep the ugly carpet, at least stretch it and cut the ends.

At least these sellers were considerate enough to keep their infant away from the filthy carpet.

First thing you see when entering this Houston, Texas home is stained, dirty carpet. [Note: this photo has been kept on file since March 2017; it is not post-hurricane]

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Tags: Carpet · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

Dead Animals On Display

November 20th, 2017 · 5 Comments

A bear skin rug to keep you warm.

The seller who dominated over the elk now wants the elk to dominate the room.

Numbskulls displayed the skulls in their home when selling.

Thank goodness! One less bobcat in this world.

It’s right there in your face while you eat.

Or rather, you’re in its face while you eat.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Taxidermy · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Seven Messy Bedrooms

November 17th, 2017 · No Comments

The stuffed bear is just hanging around this messy bedroom.

A gun on the wall and two masks. Bank robbery in the works?

Dark and cluttered.

The walls are mostly clutter free but the rest of the room…

Banjo and guitar on the wall plus more visual distractions.

Two rolls of toilet paper in this bedroom.

Make the bed and put away the clothes, please.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Weapons & Firearms

Wallpapered Bathrooms

November 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Are those crabs crawling up the strings?

A regal look.

Dead marijuana leaves?

Mildew?

Mold spores?

Newspaper. Newspaper. Read all about it.

Dolphins at play.

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Tags: Bathroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Cluttered Coolidge Cottage

November 9th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Lots of stuff piled on in this Coolidge, Arizona home.

Baskets, spinning wheel, pot rack, and more. Lots of visual distractions.

It’s hard to see the kitchen because of the pot rack.

TV’s on. At least the pet is not in the photo.

There are two fly swatters in the kitchen, a shovel in the living room, and now a broom in the bonus room.

I have that same desk in my home office. It’s at least 20 years old. From Office Max.

Another view of the office and bonus room.

At least the doggy pee pads don’t have urine or feces in this photo. But why take a photo of it?

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Kitchen · Living Room · Office/Den · Other Arizona Cities · Pot Rack · Staging