Entries Tagged as 'Glendale, AZ Homes'

Kids

April 21st, 2015 · No Comments

Mom’s pointing for you to get out of the way.

young toddler child kid boy in diaper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Today’s kids would rather play on phones than watch TV.

young child kid girl playing with phone Avondale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

You need to clean up your room and release the dog from the cage.

young child kid boy messy cluttered bedroom dog in cage Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Ask your brother in the green shirt to straighten that table.

young child kid boy dog living room Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Titanic Sinking Anniversary

April 15th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Today marks the 103rd anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.  Our hearts will go on.

Titanic movie poster on display Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Where were the life preservers when they needed them?!?!

life preserver S.O.S. SOS bathroom wall San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes

Who Died?

April 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment

What happened?  Yuk.

big stain dirty soiled carpet floor Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Carpet · Glendale, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Didn’t Get the Memo

April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment

It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling.  And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.

Spider-Man blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets.  Or a bra on the bed.  Or wolf bedspreads.

Cardinals football blanket used as window drape curtain cluttered bedroom wolf bedspread bra poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains.  Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.

knotted window curtains drapes TV is on cluttered bedroom poor bad home staging Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows.  And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.

bathroom bathtub with mirrors around it frosted windows kiss Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window.  And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.

cluttered living room The Last Supper blanket used as window curtain drape bicycle dream catchers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please turn off the TV.

cluttered family room TV is on Arizona Cardinals poster Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the dogs.

cluttered family room Cardinals poster two dogs pets on couch sofa Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter.  And unknot the curtains.

cluttered kitchen flyswatter hangers knotted curtains drapes Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.

just one lifetime won't be enough time for us faux painted wall vinyl flooring coming up dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Pets · Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Fifty Shades of Gray Hair

April 9th, 2015 · No Comments

These young whippersnappers with their fancy latex/rubber S&M toys; they think they invented sex toys.  But they have nothing on Kinky Grandma.  She’s 100% old school & proud of it!  She puts all her original “toys” on display in her home:  belts, reins for horse play, ropes, mouth gags.

cowboy Western horse riding gear lasso rope rein belts on display cluttered family room walls Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Not sure what Kinky Grandma does with the hand saw, so I’d be extra nice to her just in case.

cowboy Western horse riding gear lasso rope rein belts on display cluttered family room walls Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

The yoke’s on you if you upset Kinky Grandma.

cowboy Western horse riding gear lasso rope rein belts on display cluttered family room walls Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Grandma's House

Too Cluttered For Buyers

April 8th, 2015 · No Comments

These five family rooms need help with home staging.  They’re too visually distracting for buyers.

cluttered messy chaotic disorganized family room poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

The sellers are hoping the toys will distract you from seeing the bent ceiling fan blade.

cluttered messy chaotic disorganized family room poor bad home staging toys bent ceiling fan blade San Tan Valley Arizona house for sale photo

Does everything need to be on display?  Stop clowning around.

cluttered messy chaotic disorganized family room poor bad home staging clowns Apache Junction Arizona house for sale photo

At least the TV is turned off.

cluttered messy chaotic disorganized family room poor bad home staging organ bicycles Glendale Arizona house for sale photo

They hid their bicycle behind the couch.  Do you like the chair in the corner?

cluttered messy chaotic disorganized family room poor bad home staging bicycle Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Toys · Ceiling Fan

Branching Out

April 7th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Why would you keep dead tree branches in your garage when selling?

dead tree branches stored saved in garage why? Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Garage or Carport · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Glendale, AZ Homes

Opening Day For Baseball

April 6th, 2015 · No Comments

Hats off to the new baseball season that starts today.  These Surprise, Arizona sellers have taken a lot of hats off for their favorite team, the Boston Red Sox.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner dozens lots of hats caps on display on bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

They also like the New England Patriots.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan banner New England Patriots bedroom wall Surprise Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Boston Red Sox fan??!?  This one hails from Avondale, Arizona.

Boston Red Sox baseball fan bedspread stuffed animals bedroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

Arizona Diamondbacks fan in El Mirage, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan logo pennant on bedroom wall El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Diamondbacks fan in Glendale, Arizona.

Diamondbacks baseball fan Montero poster on bedroom wall milk producers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

This Phoenix seller loves the Chicago Cubs.

Chicago Cubs baseball fan blanket Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Another Cubs fan in Casa Grande, Arizona.

Chicago Cubs baseball fan pennant Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Surprise, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Like a Ton of Bricks?

April 4th, 2015 · No Comments

Do you?  Would you like a ton of bricks?  They’re all yours.  The seller never got around to finishing that paving project.

giant huge tall big pile stack ton of bricks pavers in back yard unfinished project Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Some sellers go all out for St. Patrick’s Day.

St. Patrick's Day holiday decorations leprechaun dolls clovers Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Lucky 3-leaf clovers.

St. Patrick's Day holiday decorations 3-leaf clovers kitchen Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

The luck o’ the Irish.

St. Patrick's Day holiday decorations Irish country plate sign office Chandler Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Chandler, AZ Homes