Maybe the angel can grant our wish that the dining table was cleared off.
Entries Tagged as 'Glendale, AZ Homes'
May 16th, 2015 · 1 Comment
May 15th, 2015 · No Comments
Family photos on display when selling is a no-no.
Family photos are visually distracting.
This helps sell a house?
Do you want your family photos available to everyone to see on the Internet? That’s where they show up. No privacy.
Please put all family photos away when selling.
April 29th, 2015 · No Comments
Taking real estate photos of bathrooms can be very tricky.
Mirrors are hard to shoot around.
Mirrors are a reflection of your photography skills.
Sometimes two photographers are needed to get the right shot.
Professional attire is recommended if you are going to be included in the photo.
A 50% improvement over the other photos.
You have to hand it to her for ingenuity, at least.
The seller was a little too late for boxing up her toiletries.
April 27th, 2015 · 2 Comments
ROYGBIV stands for the colors of the rainbow. Let’s look at a rainbow of carpet colors.
Red. From North Judson, Indiana.
Yellow. [Use your imagination; yellow carpet is very rare]
Violet. [Use your imagination again]
April 21st, 2015 · No Comments
Mom’s pointing for you to get out of the way.
Today’s kids would rather play on phones than watch TV.
You need to clean up your room and release the dog from the cage.
Ask your brother in the green shirt to straighten that table.
April 15th, 2015 · 2 Comments
Today marks the 103rd anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. Our hearts will go on.
Where were the life preservers when they needed them?!?!
April 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment
What happened? Yuk.
April 10th, 2015 · 1 Comment
It is highly recommended that you straighten up your house before selling. And remove visual distractions, like Spider-Man blankets.
Repeat…no visual distractions, like Arizona Cardinals football blankets. Or a bra on the bed. Or wolf bedspreads.
Please turn off the TV, clean the ceiling fan blades, and unknot the curtains. Yes, we see you, Mr. Socks, sitting on the bed.
Please remove kisses and frosting on the windows. And maybe remove the mirrors from around the bathtub.
Please remove the vacuum, the shelves (with full encyclopedia set) blocking the window, the blanket blocking the other window. And the bicycle, the wind chime, and the dream catchers.
Please turn off the TV.
Please remove the dogs.
Please remove the hangers and the flyswatter. And unknot the curtains.
Just one lifetime won’t be enough time for us.
April 9th, 2015 · No Comments
These young whippersnappers with their fancy latex/rubber S&M toys; they think they invented sex toys. But they have nothing on Kinky Grandma. She’s 100% old school & proud of it! She puts all her original “toys” on display in her home: belts, reins for horse play, ropes, mouth gags.
Not sure what Kinky Grandma does with the hand saw, so I’d be extra nice to her just in case.
The yoke’s on you if you upset Kinky Grandma.
April 8th, 2015 · No Comments
These five family rooms need help with home staging. They’re too visually distracting for buyers.
The sellers are hoping the toys will distract you from seeing the bent ceiling fan blade.
Does everything need to be on display? Stop clowning around.
At least the TV is turned off.
They hid their bicycle behind the couch. Do you like the chair in the corner?