Ugly House Photos

That Cats & Dogs sequel movie didn’t do so well at the box office.  These were audition photos from aspiring pet actors.

These two dogs also auditioned for the new Exorcist movie.

This dog wanted to be Sylvester Stallone’s sidekick in The Expendables.

This bulldog wanted to change the title Eat Pray Love to Eat Sleep Lick.

Meow.  She wanted to play a counter intelligence agent in the spy movie Salt.

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You can only hope sellers stage their home first.  It helps them sell the house quicker and get more money.  It’s that simple.  Straightening out the dining room, putting away clothes and clutter, repainting the walls (check out the green trim and the red paint), and removing humans from the photo would be a huge improvement.

Poor camera angle for the kitchen photo.  Perhaps the photographer didn’t want to disturb the people standing around.

The living room features a lot of what-not:  soiled traffic pattern in the carpet, pieces of paper taped to the wall, a cabinet blocking the door to the master bedroom, other assorted items lined up against the wall, mega stereo speakers, seemingly no other furniture in the room.

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Someone forgot to make the bed.  Does the mattress seem unusually short for the bed frame?  Notice the framed Scarface movie poster next to the bed.

The giant furniture and large dark rug make the family room look very small.  The fireplace is sooty.  What is the white sheet hiding?

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Collection of birdhouses above the kitchen cabinets in a Glendale, Arizona home plus stuff spread out all over the counter tops become visual distractions to buyers.

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Most sports fans are loyal to their local teams.  This Lansing, Michigan home seller seems to like Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos.  He’s hoping buyers won’t notice what he’s hiding under the foos table.

Boston Red Sox fan in Glendale, Arizona.

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It’s not ugly.  Just thought you’d get a kick out of this.  It’s a 9-car garage in Glendale, Arizona.

It’s bigger than most homes!

Looks like a car dealer showroom.

It’s supposedly air conditioned.  The air vents are well concealed.

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From Eau Claire, Wisconsin.

From Glendale, Arizona.

The rest are from Phoenix homes.

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Basic photography suggestions come to play here.

1. Don’t show your reflection in the glass.

2. Focus please.

3.  We said focus please.

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Having an item that doesn’t match the room’s function confuses buyers.  This is the formal dining room of a Glendale, Arizona home.  You could put a table cloth over it and seat 10?

Same house.  Was it necessary to include the big red ball?

Analog TVs don’t even work anymore unless they have a special converter box.  The plastic chairs are cheaper than sofas and they’re perfect for book club meetings.

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Buyers like bathrooms to look fresh, clean, bright, and tidy.  Why do these three bathrooms look like drug stores?

Do they play the flute while sitting on the toilet?  I’ve heard of music being moving but this is ridiculous.

Gigantic roll of Costco foil or plastic wrap?!

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