Entries Tagged as 'Wood Paneling'

Taxidermy

January 22nd, 2015 · 4 Comments

Use a deer head to hold your Mardi Gras beads!

taxidermy stuffed deer head antlers holding necklaces wood paneling wall A/C unit Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Bobcat gone bad.  Almost qualifies to be featured on the Crappy Taxidermy blog.

ugly bad amateur taxidermy bobcat posing on a rock Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This one looks 100% better.  But perhaps it could be removed when selling.

taxidermy bobcat Congress Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Peoria, AZ Homes · Taxidermy

Yellow Is 2015’s Hot Color

January 19th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Granite counters are out.  Engineered quartz counters are out.  Concrete counters are out.  Yellow Formica counters are in!!

outdated old bright yellow Formica kitchen counters dark wood paneling saltillo tile floor Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Look for dark wood planks to be the accent accessory for 2015 design.

outdated old bright yellow Formica kitchen counters dark wood paneling Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Saltillo-like imitation clay tile will be popular too.

outdated old bright yellow Formica kitchen counters dark wood paneling Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Sharp as cheddar.

outdated old bright yellow Formica kitchen counters dark wood paneling Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

Wallpaper Is Not Very Appealing

January 9th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Especially when it’s peeling like this!

old wallpaper is peeling coming off the wall wood paneling clutter bags garbage junky messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper

Fixer-Upper

January 6th, 2015 · 5 Comments

This home needs a lot of help. There are a lot of details to iron out.

messy cluttered junky neglected kitchen ugly John F. Long cabinets dirty fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Notice how the refrigerator is missing in the photo above and is now seen on the far right side in the photo below.

messy cluttered junky neglected kitchen ugly John F. Long cabinets dirty fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Ugly, dirty cabinets.  Dirty ceiling.  Dirty kitchen.

messy cluttered junky neglected kitchen ugly John F. Long cabinets dirty fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

As we pan right, we see two cans of Raid bug spray and a knotted curtain.  Ugh.

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In the next room, past the knotted curtain, we have to wonder how those books are still standing.

messy cluttered junky neglected family room damaged book shelf dirty fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

At least they are patriotic.

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There’s that knotted curtain!  It makes a statement.

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The bathroom is less cluttered than expected.

outdated dirty dusty bathroom mannequin head fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The curtain rod fell down before the closet shelf did.  Just barely.

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Dirty air conditioner vent.  Dusty & cluttered bedroom.

messy cluttered junky bedroom dusty fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The living room’s a real treat too.

messy cluttered junky dusty dirty living room piano fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The front of the house.

curb appeal front yard dead bush weeds neglected fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The back yard.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Fireplace · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Hall of Shame - Messy · John F. Long cabinets

Merry Christmas!!

December 25th, 2014 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 5th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve knick-knacks dangling,

wind chimes bird houses knick-knacks hanging on back patio Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eleven hats a hanging,

eleven baseball caps hats hanging on wall display bedroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Ten trophies winning,

ten trophies on display broken desk Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Nine dogs a barking,

nine little dogs boy on tricycle back yard cluttered patio Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Eight vacuum cleaners,

eight vacuum cleaners on display in one bedroom San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Seven masks a posing,

seven masks on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Six curtains knotted,

six knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Five garden beds…

five raised garden beds weeds back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Four fuzzy dice,

2Pac poster 4 four fuzzy dice deer blanket as window curtain cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Three red tongues,

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Two turtles dead,

two turtles on window sill dirty ugly mop bad roof broken window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a green chair near a fish tank.

green child's kid's chair next to fish tank dart board stained dirty carpet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Merry Christmas!

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Staging · Roof · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Weeds · Collections · People In Photos · Hats

Shop At WalMart This Holiday Season

December 7th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These Des Moines, Iowa sellers shop at WalMart.  You should too.

hoarding stuffed garage full of stuff boxes bags WalMart cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

They’re not the neatest sellers we’ve known.

hoarding stuffed basement full of stuff cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

This is the gift wrapping room!

cluttered attic gift present wrapping paper room Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Basket weave vinyl flooring.

old original vintage vinyl floor tile basket weave pattern wood paneling Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Check out the pom poms on the curtains.

pom pom pompoms on window drapes curtains poorly patched wall Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Mr. Seller, please repair the ceiling.  Oh, and remove the mold in the corner too.

hole in ceiling mold mildew in corner Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Basement · Attic

Fly & the Family Stone

November 5th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Fly strip!!  Nice decorating touch?  Some would say it’s tacky.

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Family Photos

Boyfriend

October 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Who wouldn’t want Justin Bieber as a boyfriend?!

Justin Bieber boyfriend poster wood paneling bedroom two ugly couches sofas Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Before & After Remodeling Photos

October 11th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Before Kitchen.  The home was bought for $94,500.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Kitchen.  The remodeled home sold for $164,900.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Kitchen.

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Before Bathroom 1.

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After Bathroom 1.

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Before Bathroom 2.

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After Bathroom 2.

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Before Family Room.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures family room fireplace Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Family Room.

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Before Dining Room.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures dining room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Dining Room.

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Before Bedroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 2.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Bedroom 2.

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Before Bedroom 3.

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After Bedroom 3.

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Before Back Yard & Swimming Pool.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures back yard swimming pool Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Back Yard & Swimming Pool.

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Before Back Yard & Swimming Pool.

before after renovation remodeling project photos pictures back yard swimming pool Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

After Back Yard & Swimming Pool.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Remodeling · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Back Yard · Wood Paneling · Before & After

Well Balanced

October 10th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Perfectly stacked.

stacked well balanced folded blanket sheets hallway Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Black fabric vertical blinds were all the rage back then.

ugly old black fabric vertical window blinds shades office cluttered Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

So too was covering your computer and printer with plastic.

ugly old black fabric vertical window blinds shades office cluttered plastic cover on computer Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The kitchen.

ugly cluttered kitchen dining table Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Fine dining.

ugly cluttered kitchen dining table Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Accordion folding doors separate the dining room from the family room.

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Grandma rolls her own doobies!!  Zig-Zag cigarette wrapping paper box (lower right of photo).

cluttered bedroom red metal window blinds Zig-Zag cigarette wrapping paper box Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now why didn’t I think of that?!  Stacked nightstand tables!  Clever.

cluttered bedroom stacked nightstand tables Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Carpet · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Grandma's House