Entries Tagged as 'Garbage and/or Junk'

Free TV With Home Purchase

February 12th, 2017 · 1 Comment

One of our readers sent these photos of a Los Lunas, New Mexico property for sale. The sellers will leave the projection TV to the buyers. It already comes with rabbit ears for better TV reception!

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Our reader wants to know if the seller fired their previous real estate broker since a “for sale” sign is on the ground.

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Beware of dog!

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Chained for your protection.

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What fun they must have all day long.

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The neighbor’s yard looks a little tired.

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Does the trash and furniture convey with the house?

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities · Pets

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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Tags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition

New Season of Hoarders Starts December 18

December 6th, 2016 · 6 Comments

New season of Hoarders will begin Sunday, December 18th on A&E Channel!
Here’s a potential candidate for the show.

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The room is full of stuff.

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Cluttered kitchen.

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Another view of the messy kitchen.

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And more stuff here.

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Why is there a blow torch in the bedroom?

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Piles of stuff on the patio.

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And more stuff on the patio. Save everything, because it might be needed someday.

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Caution: I am a bitch. Beautiful words in a beautiful setting.

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Chaos.

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So much stuff.

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Another view of this cluttered bedroom.

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And one more.

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Notice the cracked toilet seat is taped. The shower door too.

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The photographer got caught in the mirror. By the way, those are those infamous John F. Long cabinets.

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Home office.

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Another view of the office.

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Lots of junk in the back yard.

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Piles of stuff everywhere.

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Treasures abound.

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Sparkling clean swimming pool.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Dolls · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Hats · John F. Long cabinets · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Toys

Fancy Curtains

November 17th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Those oversized curtain panels are just screaming to be knotted, right? That would have sent me over the edge.

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Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

Home Improvement Needed

October 30th, 2016 · No Comments

Buyers will be floored when they see the floor of this Houston, Texas home.

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The kitchen.

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There’s carpet in the bathroom.

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What happened to the ceiling?

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Furniture available with full price offer.

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Ceiling crack.

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The sellers put out the red carpet for you.

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Lush landscaping.

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This home can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Cabinets · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Landscaping · Other US Cities · Siding · Weeds

Neglected

October 28th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Fixer-upper in Casa Grande, Arizona.

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The window was stolen/removed.

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Tiny kitchen.

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Take a nap while you cook?

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The bathroom needs a bath.

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Sellers didn’t care.

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5 seconds with a broom, hint, hint.

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Junky yard.

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Bad fence. Wait ’til the termite inspector sees the earth-to-wood-to-house contact.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fence or Wall · Garbage and/or Junk · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds · Window

Short Sale In Glendale

October 25th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This Glendale, Arizona home could use a lot of help, starting in the bathroom.

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Handyman special. Complete with nuts, bolts, and tools.

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The toilet might be been here before.

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The family room is used as an office.

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The lamp (with no shade) rests comfortably on the stepstool.

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The front of the oven door is missing in this cluttered kitchen.

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Imagine the fireplace here.

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Two TVs in this bedroom.

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This bedroom is short on flooring. The house is being sold as a short sale, where the owners are asking the bank to forgive their debt in exchange for the owners maintaining the house in good condition.

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Another well-maintained bathroom.

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Newspaper window treatment.

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There could be as many as seven TVs on the patio.

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Great place to hang out and relax.

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The property has a swimming pool.

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More TVs and more newspaper in the windows!

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Family Room · Fireplace · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Glendale, AZ Homes · Kitchen · Patio · Pool & Spa · Window Coverings

Care Less In Houston

October 23rd, 2016 · 3 Comments

This Houston, Texas home is up for sale. The sellers are not concerned about how it looks.

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Messy bedroom.

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Another messy bedroom.

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And another one.

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And another one.

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Tags: Bedroom · Garbage and/or Junk · Living Room · Other US Cities