Ugly House Photos

A new season of messy homes on “Hoarders” starts on Wednesday the 8th on A&E TV, I believe.

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Someone knocked over the table.

This table’s on its back.  Is that a lighthouse birdbath?

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How about waiting until after the yard sale to take the real estate photos?

Dotty the Dalmatian dog greets us in the junky back yard.

Dotty apologizes for her owner’s messy kitchen.

The living room is a mess.  Where’s the fireplace?

A bedroom?

Another messy bedroom.  Thank you, Melody, for sending us these photos.

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Let’s just throw our garbage in the back yard and wait 100+ years for Mother Nature to compost the plastic.

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No sense cleaning up this house and selling it for more money.  Just let the buyer pay less and handle it him/herself.  Makes sense, right?  30 minutes of labor expenses to clean it up versus selling it for $5,000 less than the asking price.

Looks like a cat in the window but it’s plastic, paper, or fabric.

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A new season of Hoarders Buried Alive starts tonight on TLC channel.  Enjoy.

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Yep, that’s a TV outside there.  Free to the new buyer.  Plus all the other junk and stuff out back.

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Another home needing staging advice and assistance.

Christmas decorations (lights, candy canes) still up in May.  Half dirt, half grass lawn.  Weight bench in the front yard.

Christmas tree is up.  Lots of family photos.  Cutesy sayings (”I Love You 2 Gore”??) (”Love Always & Forever”).  If they cleared everything out but the furniture, this would be a very nice room (nice floor, nice paint, nice size).

In case they get lost, the signage tells them the next room is the family room.  [Editor: I blocked out their name.]

Very dark family room.

They painted the walls with black paint.

When buyers see the clothes rack, they will assume the closets are too small.  Cluttered dresser doesn’t help.

There’s a big tree in the child’s room.

One of those glass vessel sinks.  But you can see all the plumbing underneath.

They enclosed the patio so that they could fill it with clutter.

More junk from another angle.

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Guest house?  Storage shed?  Workshop?  Home office?  Hiding place from all the junk?

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Messy Wickenburg, Arizona home.  Not quite ready to show to buyers.  Let’s clean it up/out first.

Doesn’t get any better in the dining area.

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