Entries Tagged as 'Garbage and/or Junk'

Happy Birthday To Me

April 24th, 2015 · 4 Comments

What a treat for home sellers to wish me happy birthday while selling their homes.  I love you too!

junk garbage on bedroom floor cluttered messy chaotic happy birthday sign Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

They put the plastic down because they know I’m a sloppy birthday cake & ice cream eater.

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Tags: Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Holiday Décor

Lunch Is Served

April 20th, 2015 · No Comments

Please visit this Mesa, Arizona home.  The sellers have prepared lunch for you!

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It’s more fun to lounge on a bed mattress while watching TV.

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They painted the toilet orange.  Isn’t that a neat idea?

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The junk is so evenly distributed, you’d think it was placed carefully.

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There is a mirror on the ceiling.

cluttered chaotic messy disorganized bedroom mirror on ceiling fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Is that a chore list?  1. Replace wood blinds 2. Install ceiling fan 3. Clean up room

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The palm tree trunk doesn’t line up.

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Freshly painted.

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Updated bathroom.

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That’s a wig on the vanity!

cluttered messy disorganized bathroom wig fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Such a shame they neglected this house.  Swimming pool and backing to a greenbelt.  A home flipper will want this house.

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

neglected damaged swimming pool with green algae water fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

The garage.

cluttered junky chaotic disorganized garage fixer-upper Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Garage or Carport · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Toys · Fixer-Upper · Hall of Shame - Messy

Fun Back Yard

April 12th, 2015 · No Comments

So much fun can be had in this Philadelphia, Pennsylvania back yard.  You can play in the weeds, you can pick up sticks, you can wave at the dog next door, and plenty more.

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Tags: Landscaping · Pets · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Other US Cities

Bargain Basement

March 29th, 2015 · 1 Comment

All included with full price offer in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities · Basement

Problem With Houston Housing

March 22nd, 2015 · No Comments

Vandalism and neglect in a Houston, Texas home.  That’s not what we meant by red carpet treatment.

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Don’t ask.

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Furniture included with the sale.

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It has a covered patio.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Bedroom · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Siding · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Vandalism & Theft

Out of This World Bedroom

March 16th, 2015 · No Comments

To infinity and beyond!  Those are the possibilities with this moldy Avondale, Arizona bedroom.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper

Challenge Accepted?

March 3rd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Are you up to the task of taking on this house?  Let’s look at the positives.

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It has reverse osmosis drinking water filtration!

dirty neglected dilapidated damaged kitchen fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a fireplace!

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It comes furnished!

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Hmmm.  What’s positive here?  Bacteria cultures?

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It has shiny doorknobs.

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It has air conditioning!

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It has newer plumbing!

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It has a tiled shower!

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It has mold throughout!  [the house description does say it has mold throughout the house]

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It comes with a home security system: two rifles!

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It has a swimming pool!  And a solar clothes dryer!

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It has an additional cooling system: an evaporative cooler!

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Tags: Bathroom · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Weapons & Firearms

Do You Want Fries With That Shag?

February 20th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Empty McDonalds’ French fry container and dozens of ketchup stains in the carpet.  Impressive.

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Tags: Carpet · Glendale, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Outdoor Carpeting

February 19th, 2015 · No Comments

It’s such a fancy house that there’s even carpeting outdoors!

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Tags: Carpet · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk

His & Hers Toilets

February 18th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Stan & Ethel loved to hold hands and stare out their front window while taking their morning constitutional.  Ethel was known for making very strong coffee.

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Tags: Living Room · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other Arizona Cities · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper