Entries Tagged as 'Garbage and/or Junk'

Yard Sale

March 25th, 2017 · No Comments

Many, many items in the front yard.

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Sanford & Sons?

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Buried bodies too?

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Roll out the barrel…roll out the barrel of fun.

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No interior photos of the main house were provided.

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Tags: Back Yard · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

Trash Pick-Up Day

March 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is the day we clean up the front yard. Buyers will be stopping by any minute.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

Need Storage?

March 18th, 2017 · 6 Comments

We don’t have basements in Phoenix for easy storage, so some home sellers come up with alternative storage areas.

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · What Were They Thinking?!?!

A Tired Look

March 15th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Five tires on display. A refrigerator on its back. Damaged roof shingles. Dead tree. What’s not to love?

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Landscaping · Phoenix Homes · Roof

Not Ready To Sell

March 9th, 2017 · No Comments

Cluttered living room in Tempe, Arizona. The sellers want buyers to see their home like this?!?

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Garbage can right there. Throw things in it, sellers. Thank you.

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Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Living Room · Tempe, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling

Everything and the Kitchen Sink

March 8th, 2017 · 2 Comments

You’ll see a kitchen sink plus counter top on the right side of the photo. In the middle, there’s a car hood and deteriorated car seats. Notice the hole under the door step on the left. Caused by a cur dog?

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

Free TV With Home Purchase

February 12th, 2017 · 1 Comment

One of our readers sent these photos of a Los Lunas, New Mexico property for sale. The sellers will leave the projection TV to the buyers. It already comes with rabbit ears for better TV reception!

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Our reader wants to know if the seller fired their previous real estate broker since a “for sale” sign is on the ground.

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Beware of dog!

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Chained for your protection.

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What fun they must have all day long.

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The neighbor’s yard looks a little tired.

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Does the trash and furniture convey with the house?

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities · Pets

Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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Tags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition