Entries Tagged as 'Weeds'

Sapling

September 4th, 2016 · No Comments

How long has this Houston, Texas home been vacant?  Long enough for that sapling to grow 10 feet tall in front of the garage!

tall weeds neglected abandoned vacant Houston Texas home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Other US Cities · Weeds

It’s Up For Sale

August 29th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Now that you’ve seen the peeling paint and bad roof, let’s go inside.

run-down neglected peeling paint bad roof dirt yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

That might be a pool table.

cluttered dining room pool table Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Yes, it’s a pool table not being used as a pool table.

cluttered dining room pool table Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Original kitchen.

cluttered kitchen counters no upgrading updating Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

They sure like their Folger’s coffee.

cluttered dining table room cuckoo clock Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Do they put the body parts in the plastic drum?  Is that a moonshine still in the corner?

cluttered dining table room plastic drum copper still Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This little piggy…

messy cluttered bedroom pig collection Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

At least 34 pairs of jeans.  Just answered my question, “Who needs that many jeans?”  He does, obviously.

bedroom dozens lots of denim jeans Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

It’s the Russian nesting doll version of beer steins.

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The garage.

cluttered junky messy garage Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

More bodies stored outside.

cluttered junky messy back yard metal plastic drum Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

An inversion table to help with back pain.

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Charming gazebo for entertaining.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Curb Appeal · Dining Room · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Siding · Staging · Weeds

The AstroTurf House

July 11th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This Phoenix fixer could be worth $500,000 in San Diego.  Notice the roof and wrong type of paint.

bad roof eaves exterior paint peeling window caulking fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Remember the window with the sideways board; I’ll refer to it later.

bad roof eaves exterior paint peeling window boarded up fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Artificial grass turf carpeting everywhere!  No need to waste water on real grass.

weeds dead grass AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Looks just like a football field.  Each line of weeds is 10 yards?

weeds dead grass AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Uh oh.  The wall fell over.

wall fell over AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Remember the boarded up window?  Here’s what’s on the other side.

damaged neglected dilapidated kitchen ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Lounge area.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Vaulted ceiling?

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Furnishings available.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The bathroom size was increased.

damaged neglected bathroom walls torn down fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Cast iron plumbing will last for decades.

cast iron plumbing rusted through rusty hole fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Roof · Siding · Weeds · Window

This Home Can Be Yours, If the Price Is Right

June 27th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Enjoy a nice relaxing bath here.

dirty bathtub damaged bathroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

You’re supposed to say a prayer before using the toilet?

dirty toilet damaged bathroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The front door needs some attention.  Along with the floor and the walls.

front door floor walls damaged living room fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The only outdoor light in the kitchen comes from the hole in the cabinet!

no windows in kitchen damaged flooring fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

They probably did us a favor by removing the carpet.

bedroom pink white stripes paint damaged flooring fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Same here.

bedroom flooring missing hole in closet fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Newer faucet and newer vanity add value to the house.

damaged vanity bathroom vinyl flooring fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The laundry room looks washed up.

laundry room flooring missing fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Another view of the front door.

front door damaged weeds ugly curb appeal room addition fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The lattice skirting is cute.

siding damaged lattice skirting peeling paint exterior fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Curb Appeal · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Siding · Weeds

Occupied, Not Vacant

May 12th, 2016 · No Comments

Messy short sale home.

messy cluttered chaotic piles of stuff junk kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

This home was occupied while it was up for sale.  This is not an abandoned home.  The sellers lived here like this.

messy cluttered chaotic piles of stuff junk family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

It went up for sale in August.  Some brave buyer wrote an offer in September.  And then waited and waited and waited for the bank to approve the short sale.  It finally sold in May.  Eight months later.

messy cluttered chaotic piles of stuff junk family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Not sure why this photo was taken or included.

messy cluttered chaotic piles of stuff junk family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Neglected swimming pool.

ugly dirty neglected swimming pool half empty green algae water short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Shed included with the sale.

rusty damaged shed back yard short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Family Room · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Weeds

Phoenix Landscape Design Winner 2016

April 1st, 2016 · 7 Comments

We are proud to announce the winner of the best landscape architecture design for 2016!  A tropical paradise.  An oasis in the desert.

ugly back yard landscaping weeds overgrown neglected Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

April Fools!!

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Tags: Landscaping · Phoenix Homes · Weeds

Need Roof Needed

March 1st, 2016 · 1 Comment

Help.

bad roof weeds junk in yard poor curb appeal Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Peoria, AZ Homes · Roof · Weeds

Swingin’

January 29th, 2016 · No Comments

Lawnmower + tall grass = the sellers would rather swing instead.

swing tall weeds back yard needs landscaping help Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Peoria, AZ Homes · Weeds

Because They Care

January 20th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Pre-foreclosure sale in Phoenix.  Lookin’ good so far.

messy chaotic dirty cluttered kitchen man person standing pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Oh.

messy chaotic dirty cluttered kitchen man person standing pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Oh my.

messy chaotic dirty cluttered neglected kitchen pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Oh no.

water damaged sink cabinet neglected kitchen pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a pantry with an almost-see-through door.

damaged pantry door hole punched in neglected kitchen pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The boy in the bubble?

messy chaotic cluttered bedroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

More clutter.

messy chaotic cluttered bedroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Needs help.  The photographer and the bathroom.

messy chaotic cluttered bathroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

One out of four isn’t bad.

light bulbs missing neglected bathroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The best room of the house.

messy chaotic cluttered bedroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The air freshener really helps.

messy chaotic cluttered bedroom pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Instead of a hole in the door, how about adding a window or skylight to this dark bathroom?

messy chaotic cluttered bathroom hole in door pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The clump of hair is impressive.

messy chaotic cluttered bathroom clump of hair pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Weed you want to buy this house?

messy chaotic cluttered patio back yard weeds junk pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It’s rare to see a home in Phoenix without a patio cover.  Perhaps they tore it down?  There are holes in the wall above the sliding doors.  By the way, did you notice the cat under the table?

messy chaotic cluttered patio back yard weeds junk pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

At least the air conditioner is still there.

A/C air conditioner back yard weeds junk pre-foreclosure fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Foreclosure · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Weeds

Vacant Since 2010

January 15th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Short sale home.  It’s been vacant since 2010.  But after seeing the floppy disks in the office, maybe vacant since 1990?

dirty messy gross cluttered chaotic office floppy disk fixer-upper short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Well-maintained carpet, not.  [I had to block out the profanity]

dirty messy gross cluttered chaotic family room soiled carpet fixer-upper short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

If the house has been vacant for over 5 years, do NOT open the refrigerator!

dirty neglected kitchen fixer-upper short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The pink toilet seat adds a bit of whimsy to the bathroom.

dirty neglected bathroom toilet tank lid on floor fixer-upper short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

By the way, the buyer was required to pay $5,000 in past due HOA fines!  Ouch.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Carpet · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Office/Den · Phoenix Homes · Weeds