Entries Tagged as 'Weeds'

Home Improvement Needed

October 30th, 2016 · No Comments

Buyers will be floored when they see the floor of this Houston, Texas home.

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The kitchen.

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There’s carpet in the bathroom.

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What happened to the ceiling?

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Furniture available with full price offer.

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Ceiling crack.

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The sellers put out the red carpet for you.

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Lush landscaping.

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This home can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Cabinets · Ceiling · Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Landscaping · Other US Cities · Siding · Weeds

Neglected

October 28th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Fixer-upper in Casa Grande, Arizona.

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The window was stolen/removed.

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Tiny kitchen.

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Take a nap while you cook?

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The bathroom needs a bath.

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Sellers didn’t care.

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5 seconds with a broom, hint, hint.

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Junky yard.

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Bad fence. Wait ’til the termite inspector sees the earth-to-wood-to-house contact.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fence or Wall · Garbage and/or Junk · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds · Window

Sapling

September 4th, 2016 · No Comments

How long has this Houston, Texas home been vacant?  Long enough for that sapling to grow 10 feet tall in front of the garage!

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Other US Cities · Weeds

It’s Up For Sale

August 29th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Now that you’ve seen the peeling paint and bad roof, let’s go inside.

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That might be a pool table.

cluttered dining room pool table Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Yes, it’s a pool table not being used as a pool table.

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Original kitchen.

cluttered kitchen counters no upgrading updating Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

They sure like their Folger’s coffee.

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Do they put the body parts in the plastic drum?  Is that a moonshine still in the corner?

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This little piggy…

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At least 34 pairs of jeans.  Just answered my question, “Who needs that many jeans?”  He does, obviously.

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It’s the Russian nesting doll version of beer steins.

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The garage.

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More bodies stored outside.

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An inversion table to help with back pain.

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Charming gazebo for entertaining.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Curb Appeal · Dining Room · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Siding · Staging · Weeds

The AstroTurf House

July 11th, 2016 · 4 Comments

This Phoenix fixer could be worth $500,000 in San Diego.  Notice the roof and wrong type of paint.

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Remember the window with the sideways board; I’ll refer to it later.

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Artificial grass turf carpeting everywhere!  No need to waste water on real grass.

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Looks just like a football field.  Each line of weeds is 10 yards?

weeds dead grass AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Uh oh.  The wall fell over.

wall fell over AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Remember the boarded up window?  Here’s what’s on the other side.

damaged neglected dilapidated kitchen ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Lounge area.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Vaulted ceiling?

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Furnishings available.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The bathroom size was increased.

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Cast iron plumbing will last for decades.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Roof · Siding · Weeds · Window

This Home Can Be Yours, If the Price Is Right

June 27th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Enjoy a nice relaxing bath here.

dirty bathtub damaged bathroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

You’re supposed to say a prayer before using the toilet?

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The front door needs some attention.  Along with the floor and the walls.

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The only outdoor light in the kitchen comes from the hole in the cabinet!

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They probably did us a favor by removing the carpet.

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Same here.

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Newer faucet and newer vanity add value to the house.

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The laundry room looks washed up.

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Another view of the front door.

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The lattice skirting is cute.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Curb Appeal · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Siding · Weeds

Occupied, Not Vacant

May 12th, 2016 · No Comments

Messy short sale home.

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This home was occupied while it was up for sale.  This is not an abandoned home.  The sellers lived here like this.

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It went up for sale in August.  Some brave buyer wrote an offer in September.  And then waited and waited and waited for the bank to approve the short sale.  It finally sold in May.  Eight months later.

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Not sure why this photo was taken or included.

messy cluttered chaotic piles of stuff junk family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house real estate photo

Neglected swimming pool.

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Shed included with the sale.

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Tags: Back Yard · Clutter · Family Room · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa · Weeds

Phoenix Landscape Design Winner 2016

April 1st, 2016 · 7 Comments

We are proud to announce the winner of the best landscape architecture design for 2016!  A tropical paradise.  An oasis in the desert.

ugly back yard landscaping weeds overgrown neglected Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

April Fools!!

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Tags: Landscaping · Phoenix Homes · Weeds

Need Roof Needed

March 1st, 2016 · 1 Comment

Help.

bad roof weeds junk in yard poor curb appeal Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Peoria, AZ Homes · Roof · Weeds

Swingin’

January 29th, 2016 · No Comments

Lawnmower + tall grass = the sellers would rather swing instead.

swing tall weeds back yard needs landscaping help Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Peoria, AZ Homes · Weeds