Ugly House Photos

Welcome to our Hickory, North Carolina home.  Please wipe your feet.  Thank you.

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Lost of potential with this Trenton, New Jersey home.

Efficiency kitchen.  No steps needed!  Just turn and pivot.  But where does the refrigerator go?

Got flooring issues?  Cover it with a rug!

Keep your expensive flooring clean by using a rug to wipe your feet.

The floor was too slippery when exiting the shower, so they made it a non-slip surface.  Problem solved!

They were getting ready to install a swimming pool.  Now the new buyer gets to pick out the decorative tile.

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Block the front door to keep buyers away!

Too much going on in this living room.  It’s the first room buyers will see.

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Things aren’t looking so good in San Francisco, California. Check out this dream home.

We’re loving the sunken mattress!!  It’s a SUPER BOWL!

The bra and panties over the shower door is a nice touch.

Cluttered room before the bathroom.

Fairly clean, but not quite ready for buyers.

Cluttered bedroom.

Lots of rugs, random items, and other visual clutter.

More rugs in the kitchen.

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Floor rug.

Four children praying.

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Are you selling the swimming pool and large back yard or selling the rugs?  Why are the rugs in the photo?  What are those blue things?  Upside down garbage can lids filled with water?  For dogs?

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Make it stop.  Adding knots to curtains and drapes.

A knot in a bed sheet at another Phoenix home.

These knots will put knots in a buyer’s stomach.  San Tan Valley, Arizona home.

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Rascal the dog says, “Please save me from this messy house!”

Graffiti in the bedroom.  White & yellow stars on the ceiling.  Foil in the window.  Towel used as a curtain.

That chair is disgusting.  The carpet’s not much better.

Foiled again!  Dusty too.

We step back and now we’re in the dining room.

Another bedroom.  Yes, someone lives here.

As if they take showers anyway.  Check out the floor on the right side.  And the boarded up window.

The house is cable ready.

The furnishings are negotiable.

The kitchen is the neatest room of the house.

But you’ll be in a pickle here with no sink.  Maybe Winnie the Pooh can help.

Room addition at back of house.  Building permits were obtained?

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Police in the Netherlands are trying to identify a body found in a basement of a Dutch home.  Evidently, the young man partied too hard at the disco the night before.

Please help.

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The entertainment center is too big for the living room.  It dominates the wall.  The couches and table are too big or too many for the space.  There’s barely any room between the left sofa and the table.  Except for dog.

Two too big pieces in the dining room.  Hey, thar’s one of them conestoga wagon lamps!

There’s a treadmill in the dining room to work off the calories after eating.  The dining table got pushed to the side to make room for the hutches.  More dogs.  Refrigerator magnets in the distance.

I’m pretty sure cleaning supplies shouldn’t be near food items.  Let’s clear off the counter please.

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