Every visiting buyer gets a free case of Heineken beer! Please note, however, that the beer is stored in the seller’s garage which gets very very hot in Arizona. Warm beer, cold heart?
Entries Tagged as 'Collections'
May 18th, 2016 · 1 Comment
April 13th, 2016 · 4 Comments
Though not necessarily ugly, collections can be visually distracting to buyers. They almost force buyers to stare at them and ignore the home’s features. It then becomes the “doll house” instead of the “house with the beautiful kitchen.”
Stuffed animal collection.
Liquor bottle collection.
Beer tap handle collection.
March 13th, 2016 · 3 Comments
Three of our readers sent us photos of bathrooms they found intriguing. Let’s take a look at these special bathrooms.
Red Wings were discovered in this bathroom. He shoots! He scores! Gooooooooooooal! [Harrison Township, Michigan]
Our #2 photo might relate to #2. The sign reads, “Just Breathe, You’ll never have this
movement moment again.” Thank goodness! “I saw that coming.” [Celebration, Florida] [Thanks, Barb!]
Kerri sent us this shiny bathroom from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
February 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments
Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?
The Big Short, a movie about the financial & real estate crisis? [I took this photo in a bank-owned house many years ago; sorry for the language]
Bridge of Spies?
Brooklyn? [This is as close as I could get to a Brooklyn photo]
The Revenant? [Leonardo got revenge on that bear!]
Spotlight? [That movie has at least four fans.]
February 2nd, 2016 · 4 Comments
Family photos and collectibles will require a lot of time to pack up when this home sells.
Not much room for guests to sit in the cluttered dining room.
Interesting juxtaposition between the Native American art and the Redskins football pillow. You might want to rethink that pillow, Mr. & Mrs. Seller.
More stuff upstairs.
The kid’s room is cluttered too, but at least somewhat organized.
January 9th, 2016 · 4 Comments
Will the Denver Broncos win next week?
Will the Green Bay Packers win today?
December 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Please join me in singing the 6th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve clocks a tickin’.
Eleven medals hanging.
Ten puppies sitting.
Nine ducks a quacking.
Eight princesses dancing.
Seven jugs of water.
Six chairs aplenty.
Five blobs of paint.
Four raggedy dolls.
Three brass geese.
Two turtle doves?
And an old tire by a sparse tree.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.
December 2nd, 2015 · 1 Comment
It’s trendy to display guitars on walls as home décor.
Does this strike a chord with buyers?
Or will it create a sour note?
Don’t fret if buyers think it looks too busy.
Simply take the guitars down before selling.
November 26th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Watch out for the ghoul hiding behind the cabinet!
November 5th, 2015 · 2 Comments
If I was hired as the housekeeper here, I would turn and walk away.