Ugly House Photos

Doll collections.

This tall doll says Cleaned With Love.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

Three crying dolls and one happy doll in Sun City, Arizona.

Lots of dolls in another Sun City home.

Dolly folly in Mesa, Arizona.

Another view.

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Don’t forget to feed the dogs.  Or de-clutter the place before selling.

Stack your pillows in the corner.

Save everything.  You might need it someday.

It leaves quite an impression.

A room for improvement.

Vegetables.

Unfolded towels.

Kool-Aid Man!!!

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These Peoria, Arizona sellers have a rooster & chicken collection in their kitchen.

It dominates the space.

She was feeling cocky.

This is egg-actly how she envisioned her dream kitchen.

Her best-laid plans were ruined when the idea to sell was hatched.

The family room is starting to fill up.

110 degrees.  Not how you want to sell your home to out-of-state buyers.  It is a dry heat (only 16% humidity).

Wait.  It’s 110 degrees and she has a hoard of blankets.

And a lot of old dirty pillows.  Frankenstein does not approve.

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Martha loves to collect coffee cups.  She proudly displays her collection in her Glendale, Arizona home.

Francis has an even bigger coffee mug collection in her Eloy, Arizona home!

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Please join me in singing the 3rd annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve million cow things…

Eleven chairs a stacking…

Ten rolls of T.P….

Nine deers a killing…

Eight dolls a staring…

Seven plates collecting…

Six bears a stuffin’…

Five water jugs…

Four brass geese…

Three turtles dove…

Two panda bears…

And a John Deere in the front room.

Merry Christmas!

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Jug collection in Congress, Arizona.

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You’re gonna love these window coverings.

Not sure what she’s trying to achieve here, but it’s not good.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

Overkill in Decatur, Illinois.

Worth every penny in Detroit, Michigan.

Homemade curtains to hide the clutter.  [Glendale, Arizona]

Timeless in Sun City, Arizona.

They get points for being clever, but…   [Phoenix]

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There is a thrill with collecting baseball caps for some reason.  “Oh, look, I spent $20 on a hat!!,” says this Tempe, Arizona collector.

“Only two more hats to go before my collection is complete!,” says this El Mirage, Arizona collector.

“Do you like my hat valance?,” asks this Gilbert, Arizona collector.

“I can admire my hats from my bed,” says this Mesa, Arizona collector.

“I have to keep the caps up high or my cat will get ‘em,” says this Taneytown, Maryland collector.

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Velvet painting of a flying horse and a rainbow!!!  Dreams can come true!  From a Decatur, Illinois home.

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You never know what you’ll find in people’s homes for sale.  Check out this Dalton, Georgia house.  In the bedroom, we see a rack of ties and a cat.

Those are clip-on ties!!!

Why does he have a pencil sharpener next to his bed???

In the family room, they’ve decided to block the window with a TV, family photos, and whatnot.  Notice how the wall heater created smoke/dust on the wood paneling; you can see the outline of where pictures used to hang.  Fire hazard?

Now to the storage room.  Yuck!  No one wants to see a cat poop scooper!

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