Entries Tagged as 'Collections'

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2015

December 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Please join me in singing the 6th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve clocks a tickin’.

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Eleven medals hanging.

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Ten puppies sitting.

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Nine ducks a quacking.

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Eight princesses dancing.

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Seven jugs of water.

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Six chairs aplenty.

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Five blobs of paint.

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Four raggedy dolls.

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Three brass geese.

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Two turtle doves?

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And an old tire by a sparse tree.

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Merry Christmas!

2014’s version is here.

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Afghan Blanket · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Entertainment/Media Niche · Family Room · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes

Guitar Hero

December 2nd, 2015 · 1 Comment

It’s trendy to display guitars on walls as home décor.

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Does this strike a chord with buyers?

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Or will it create a sour note?

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Don’t fret if buyers think it looks too busy.

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Simply take the guitars down before selling.

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Tags: Bedroom · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Happy Thanksgiving

November 26th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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Watch out for the ghoul hiding behind the cabinet!

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals

Dusting Nightmare

November 5th, 2015 · 2 Comments

If I was hired as the housekeeper here, I would turn and walk away.

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Other Arizona Cities

Party Rules

October 20th, 2015 · No Comments

There are party rules.  They are posted on the wall.  Betty Boop will make sure the rules are enforced.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

Hello Kitty Fan

October 15th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Fun?

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Collections · Dolls · Glendale, AZ Homes · Staging

At Least the TV Was Turned Off

October 9th, 2015 · 6 Comments

A smorgasbord of visual treats for you.  So much to take in.

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Knotted curtains, of course!

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Those are some serious knots!

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What happened to the kitchen cabinets?

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The kitchen curtains weren’t knotted?

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Explain why the belt is hanging there in the kitchen.  Is it to scare the kids into behaving?

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Tags: Cabinets · Clutter · Collections · Family Photos · Family Room · Fireplace · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Tile · Window Coverings

Good Sports Or Bad Sports?

September 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Four homes where sports dominates the rooms.

Basketball collection.  Our heads are bobbing from the visual clutter.

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Steelers man cave.

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Too bad they didn’t put the shirts in that big walk-in closet nearby.

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What a brilliant idea.  I’m going to do this to my bathroom.  Whenever I’m constipated, I’ll look at the Arizona State Sun Devils banner and it’ll make me go instantly.  Tho’ I’ll probably get nauseated too.

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · Collections · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Eminem’s M&M Collection?

September 8th, 2015 · No Comments

M&M candy figurine collection.  Looks like they’re collecting dust too.

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Tags: Collections · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Entertainment/Media Niche · Other Arizona Cities · Staging

Shoveling the Sunshine

August 28th, 2015 · No Comments

We have so much sun in Phoenix, you have to shovel the excess away.  And dream of Christmas when it’s hot.

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Shovel away!

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging