Ugly House Photos

It’s supposed to be a giraffe.  [Hickory, North Carolina]

It’s supposed to be a volcano.  [Surprise, Arizona]

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Please, can we put a stop to knotted curtains?!?!?

Looks stupid.

Make it stop.

Knot a good look at all.

Pointless.

They think this looks good?

This horrible trend is spreading across the country.  Now in Trenton, New Jersey.

And now in Farmington, New Mexico.

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We can see the B, E, & A in this Surprise, Arizona home’s bedroom.  But what is the missing letter?  BeaD, BeaK, BeaM, BeaN, BeaR, or BeaT?

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Spring training is almost done.  Major league baseball’s official season will start soon.  Better have your baseball caps ready to wear!!

Better yet, put your baseball caps on display and add special lighting to them!!!  [Mesa, Arizona]

Your baseball caps are precious, so place them up high where no one can reach or steal them!!  [Phoenix]

Rank them in order of their standings as the season progresses!  Stand firm in case your wife disapproves, as seen on the left side of the photo.  [Surprise, Arizona]

There is no maximum number of baseball caps you can own and display!  Keep collecting!  [Trenton, New Jersey]

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Thanks to hoodlums, this Chandler, Arizona home is damaged.

Drywall damage in a Phoenix home.

Stolen air conditioner in Surprise, Arizona.

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Olive wallpaper is actually fitting for a wet bar.

Pastel flowers are soothing in a bathroom.

Or darken the mood with flowers.

Spring flowers.

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It’s best not to show your reflection in real estate promotional photos.  And if you have time, please remove the items from the vanity and close the toilet seat lid.

You, too, sir.  Please stay out of the mirror’s reflection.

This poor photo requires too much energy from a buyer to figure out it’s a bathroom.

This is the only photo for this Tolleson, Arizona home.  The sellers don’t want buyers to see what it looks like on the outside or the inside.

Poorly stitched together panoramic photos make cabinets look damaged and rooms and floors look uneven.

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Amateur home design with window coverings is getting out of control.  Drapes on top of drapes on top of drapes.  And then an extra pink curtain on top for dramatic effect.

Same Surprise, Arizona home as above.  More drapes on top of drapes in the master bedroom.  If this is a design trend, make it stop.

Oh, no.  More drapes on top of window blinds in an Apache Junction, Arizona home.

Oh, come on!  More??!!?!  [Mesa, Arizona]

Thumbtacking a towel over a window in another Mesa home.

Why even bother putting up the drapes?  [another Mesa home]

At a loss for words with this one.  [Avondale, Arizona]

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Many animals running free in this Surprise, Arizona back yard.  Alligators, cranes, heron, frogs, turtle, and a raccoon!

Ann keeps penguins and a swan in her Mesa, Arizona home’s bathroom.

An owl stands guard over this Glendale, Arizona home.

There’s a turtle on the run in Phoenix.

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In real estate, they talk about arm’s length transactions.  Here are some arms.

Is this what they mean by no arm intended?

Her arm is pointing to the cluttered closet.

This lady’s arms are very soft, thanks to her water softener.

He’s got at least one good arm available to chop down that dead tree.

She used to throw up her arms in disbelief over her son’s hat collection.  Now she’s given up.

Her arm is hopefully reaching for that unfolded towel.  And the photographer’s arm is seen in the mirror!

Oh, good.  She removed the towel and washcloth.  But why did they include the previous photo?

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