Lawnmower + tall grass = the sellers would rather swing instead.
Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'
January 29th, 2016 · No Comments
January 26th, 2016 · 2 Comments
Here’s a pseudo-beehive fireplace. That’s wallpaper, not faux painting; the pattern repeats.
Two fireplaces in this house. Check out the free-standing metal one on the left.
Yesterday we featured entertainment/media niches. Today we have a fireplace plus a media niche. Double the fun!
You can see the electric outlets in the cubby holes. The fireplace is probably fake. If not, would you want the fire’s heat rising up on the TV?
January 6th, 2016 · 4 Comments
In case buyers didn’t notice the big stain, the seller provided a second photo showing more stains.
Buyers have to walk past the oil stain to get to the front door. Would it make sense to remove the stain before selling the house?
This photo tells buyers that the sellers have too much stuff in their garage, causing them to park outside. And it tells them the sellers don’t take care of their cars. Do they take care of their house the same way?
First impressions at the curb. Not a good start.
December 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments
Please join me in singing the 6th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve clocks a tickin’.
Eleven medals hanging.
Ten puppies sitting.
Nine ducks a quacking.
Eight princesses dancing.
Seven jugs of water.
Six chairs aplenty.
Five blobs of paint.
Four raggedy dolls.
Three brass geese.
Two turtle doves?
And an old tire by a sparse tree.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.
December 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment
Russian Christmas special: Putin’ On the Ritz.
Santa knows who’s been naughty or nice in this episode of Cops.
“Is that all you got me for Christmas?!?!” “Yep. I’m sorry.”
December 10th, 2015 · 2 Comments
Creative painting in 3 homes. Inspired?
How many triangles do you count?
You hardly notice the damaged carpet.
The closet too!
Which color was painted first?
December 8th, 2015 · No Comments
Mark his words, someday white socks and sandals will be trendy.
We are treated to another photo of him. Poor guy has to stare at the wall all day.
Put the camera down and tidy up the kitchen.
Take a step back and go get a mop please.
Please get out of the way.
We see you!
The photographer hired an assistant to help with lighting at this Houston, Texas home.
September 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Four homes where sports dominates the rooms.
Basketball collection. Our heads are bobbing from the visual clutter.
Steelers man cave.
Too bad they didn’t put the shirts in that big walk-in closet nearby.
What a brilliant idea. I’m going to do this to my bathroom. Whenever I’m constipated, I’ll look at the Arizona State Sun Devils banner and it’ll make me go instantly. Tho’ I’ll probably get nauseated too.
September 10th, 2015 · 2 Comments
The NFL season officially starts tonight. Which team will win the Super Bowl this season?
The Denver Broncos?
The San Francisco 49ers?
The Arizona Cardinals? Eata Air? Is that a new airline?
The Dallas Cowboys?
The Broncos again?
August 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments
I thought my name was unusual. Check out these six uncommon baby names.