Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

Swingin’

January 29th, 2016 · No Comments

Lawnmower + tall grass = the sellers would rather swing instead.

swing tall weeds back yard needs landscaping help Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Weeds · Peoria, AZ Homes

Fireplaces

January 26th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Here’s a pseudo-beehive fireplace. That’s wallpaper, not faux painting; the pattern repeats.

hybrid beehive fireplace design green carpet Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two fireplaces in this house. Check out the free-standing metal one on the left.

metal free-standing fireplace Christmas holiday décor Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Yesterday we featured entertainment/media niches.  Today we have a fireplace plus a media niche.  Double the fun!

fireplace entertainment media niche Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

You can see the electric outlets in the cubby holes.  The fireplace is probably fake.  If not, would you want the fire’s heat rising up on the TV?

fireplace entertainment media niche Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Entertainment/Media Niche

Dirty Driveways

January 6th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Oil-stained driveway.

oil-stained dirty oil spots curb appeal Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo first impression

In case buyers didn’t notice the big stain, the seller provided a second photo showing more stains.

oil-stained dirty oil spots curb appeal Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo first impression

Buyers have to walk past the oil stain to get to the front door.  Would it make sense to remove the stain before selling the house?

oil-stained dirty oil spots curb appeal Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale photo first impression

This photo tells buyers that the sellers have too much stuff in their garage, causing them to park outside.  And it tells them the sellers don’t take care of their cars.  Do they take care of their house the same way?

oil-stained dirty oil spots curb appeal Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo first impression

First impressions at the curb.  Not a good start.

oil-stained dirty oil spots curb appeal Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo first impression

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Driveway · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2015

December 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Please join me in singing the 6th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve clocks a tickin’.

twelve clocks family photos cluttered family room Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Eleven medals hanging.

eleven medals hanging weight set stop sign cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Ten puppies sitting.

ten dalmatian puppies poster dare to be different Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine ducks a quacking.

nine ducks Sun City collection Arizona home house for sale photo

Eight princesses dancing.

eight princess labels decals on wall ugly bedroom boarded up window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Seven jugs of water.

seven jugs of water dining room cowboy hat Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale photo

Six chairs aplenty.

six chairs vacuum cleaner Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Five blobs of paint.

five blobs smears of purple paint Bratz sticker decal closet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Four raggedy dolls.

four raggedy Anne Andy dolls bed El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Three brass geese.

three brass geese on wall Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

Two turtle doves?

two pigeons on roof pink fascia Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

And an old tire by a sparse tree.

old used tire old man trailer Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Merry Christmas!

2014’s version is here.

2013’s version is here.

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Family Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dolls · Afghan Blanket · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche

Holiday TV Viewing

December 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

Russian Christmas special:  Putin’ On the Ritz.

TV television set is on Putin Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Santa knows who’s been naughty or nice in this episode of Cops.

TV television set is on man arrested cops Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

“Is that all you got me for Christmas?!?!”  “Yep.  I’m sorry.”

TV television set is on man woman soap opera Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Old school!

two 2 old analog box TV television sets Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Family Room · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes

Paint Angles

December 10th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Creative painting in 3 homes.  Inspired?

geometric angles paint design M green white Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

How many triangles do you count?

geometric angles paint design purple green triangles shapes Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

You hardly notice the damaged carpet.

geometric angles paint design purple green triangles shapes Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

The closet too!

geometric angles paint design purple green triangles shapes Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

Which color was painted first?

geometric angles paint design pink white shapes Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Paint · Phoenix Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

More Body Parts

December 8th, 2015 · No Comments

Mark his words, someday white socks and sandals will be trendy.

person man legs feet sitting down in real estate photo Sun City Arizona home house for sale

We are treated to another photo of him.  Poor guy has to stare at the wall all day.

person man legs feet sitting down in real estate photo Sun City Arizona home house for sale

Put the camera down and tidy up the kitchen.

person woman arm in real estate photo cluttered messy kitchen Peoria Arizona home house for sale

Take a step back and go get a mop please.

person man foot shoe boot in real estate photo dirty kitchen floor Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Please get out of the way.

person man arm in real estate photo kitchen Glendale Arizona home house for sale

We see you!

person woman legs in real estate photo bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

The photographer hired an assistant to help with lighting at this Houston, Texas home.

person woman arm hand flashlight in real estate photo dirty exterior cobwebs Houston Texas home house for sale

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Tags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Good Sports Or Bad Sports?

September 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Four homes where sports dominates the rooms.

Basketball collection.  Our heads are bobbing from the visual clutter.

basketball memorabilia collection cluttered bedroom El Mirage Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Steelers man cave.

Pittsburgh Steelers football man cave pool table cluttered room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Too bad they didn’t put the shirts in that big walk-in closet nearby.

Raiders football jersey shirts hanging in room visual clutter Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

What a brilliant idea.  I’m going to do this to my bathroom.  Whenever I’m constipated, I’ll look at the Arizona State Sun Devils banner and it’ll make me go instantly.  Tho’ I’ll probably get nauseated too.

Arizona State University Sun Devils logo banner pitchfork painted in bathroom Avondale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes

Football Season Starts Today

September 10th, 2015 · 2 Comments

The NFL season officially starts tonight.  Which team will win the Super Bowl this season?

The Denver Broncos?

Denver Broncos football bedspread lady mannequin stand bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The San Francisco 49ers?

San Francisco 49ers football bedspread man mannequin stand bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The Raiders?

Raiders football blanket window curtain drape covering bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The Arizona Cardinals?  Eata Air?  Is that a new airline?

Cardinals football decorations bedroom El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

The Dallas Cowboys?

Dallas Cowboys football decorations bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

The Broncos again?

Denver Broncos football decorations bedroom San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Unique Baby Names

August 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments

I thought my name was unusual.  Check out these six uncommon baby names.

Emrie.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Emrie bedroom El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Alora.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Alora Gilbert Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Jada Kiana.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Jada Kiana Kearny Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Raelynn.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Raelynn Glendale Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Gladis.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Gladis Buckeye Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Ireland.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Ireland Peoria Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes