Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

Five Fancy Bedspreads

July 21st, 2014 · 4 Comments

Tupac lives!  Marijuana leaf.  Buyers will put this house high on their list.  It’s listed for 420?

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Marilyn Monroe bedspread!  Gentlemen prefer bland bedspreads.  And completely painted walls.

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Bless America!

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The elusive white tiger.

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Holy.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Doll Collections

June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Collection of doll figurines.

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Doll collection plus a million books and movies.

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Kachina doll collection.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes

Shell Shock

June 4th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Turtle mosaic at the entry.

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Tags: Flooring · Tile · Entry · Peoria, AZ Homes

House Pets

May 19th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This photo’s caption reads, “So cute.”

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See the X on the window?  It means no pets in real estate photos.

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Two dogs that have nothing to do with selling a house.

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The dog is distracting you from the baseboards and the lady’s feet.

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The dog is the center of attention.  Its owner is sitting to the left.

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Big cages could scare away buyers.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Sellers On Display

May 16th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sellers keep insisting on being in real estate promotional photos.

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His defense for not removing the water jug is that he’s behind the fence.

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Yes, you should have removed the yellow trash can.

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This was the only photo of this house.  None of the front, the bedrooms, the baths, etc.  Just this one photo.

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She’s too late asking the photographer to step in closer to not show the speed hump sign or the weeds.

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Now you see him and his cat’s butt…

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…Now you only see the cat.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos

American Eagle

April 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Patriotic bedspread.

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Fly like an eagle.

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And ball caps too!

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Go, Taheels!

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Drapes

April 16th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Window drapes in a bathroom shower will get soaking wet.  Smart idea?

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Overly dramatic.

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And again in another room.

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Utterly useless here.  The curtain rods are only 2 feet wide.

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It takes more time and energy to throw the drapes over the rod than it would be to pull them to one side.

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Too much fabric and too heavy.

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Tags: Bathroom · Living Room · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes

A Sinking Feeling

April 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Today is the anniversary of the Titanic ship sinking.  These Peoria, Arizona sellers are paying homage to the Titanic.  They have a Titanic blanket.  They have a band playing music to soothe the passengers.  They have stuff floating around in the ocean.  A chaotic scene recreated right in the room!

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Have fun today, but don’t smoke or drink too much.  Thank you.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor

Pretty Bedspreads

January 31st, 2014 · 3 Comments

Three princesses on a bedspread.  Interesting choice for a master bedroom.

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Betty Boop!

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Pleasant pastels.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread