Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

NFL Pro Bowl Game Today

January 25th, 2015 · No Comments

The Pro Bowl football game will be played today in Glendale, Arizona.  Who are your favorite players?

This seller is hoping the San Francisco 49ers play in the Pro Toilet Bowl.

San Francisco 49ers football banner bathroom Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Raiders fan.

Oakland Raiders football bedspread blanket bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Da Bears!  With fuzzy dice too!

Chicago Bears football bedspread blanket bedroom fuzzy dice San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Arizona Cardinals fan.

Cardinals football bedspread blanket bedroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes

Taxidermy

January 22nd, 2015 · 4 Comments

Use a deer head to hold your Mardi Gras beads!

taxidermy stuffed deer head antlers holding necklaces wood paneling wall A/C unit Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Bobcat gone bad.  Almost qualifies to be featured on the Crappy Taxidermy blog.

ugly bad amateur taxidermy bobcat posing on a rock Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This one looks 100% better.  But perhaps it could be removed when selling.

taxidermy bobcat Congress Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Peoria, AZ Homes · Taxidermy

Tickle Me, Elmo

January 20th, 2015 · 2 Comments

A skateboarding Elmo!  Who knew Elmo was so rad, so phat, so dope, so hip?

Elmo painted on bedroom wall mural skateboard trees Danny Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Peoria, AZ Homes

Big Winners

January 19th, 2015 · 1 Comment

She won the Justin Bieber Fan of the Month award 40 times in a row!  [Glendale, Arizona]

40 forty awards medals hanging on display on bedroom wall collection Justin Bieber pictures photos Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Only 19 medals?  Amateur.  [Fort Morgan, Colorado]

19 nineteen awards medals hanging on display on bedroom wall collection Fort Morgan Colorado home house for sale photo

Trophies proudly on display.  [Peoria, Arizona]

trophies on display trophy collection Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Glendale, AZ Homes · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Maricopa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Des Moines Iowa homes houses for sale real estate photo

Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

It Fell Off

December 8th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The stucco façade on this home’s roof is missing!

stucco façade fell off from roof exposed plywood fixer-upper Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It fell off.  So now the buyer has to deal with it?

stucco façade fell off from roof exposed plywood fixer-upper Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Roof · Peoria, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

We wish you and your family & friends a Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving décor decorations pilgrims turkey fireplace afghan blanket Goodyear Arizona home house for sale photo

Happy Turkey Day!  [By the way, this house was listed in March, with Thanksgiving decorations still on display.]

Thanksgiving décor decorations turkey scarecrow Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Fireplace · Afghan Blanket · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor

A Farewell To Arms

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The body parts keep piling up in real estate promotional photos.

An arm here.  [In this Thanksgiving themed photo, it could have been a turkey leg; instead we’ve got a turkey’s arm.]

man's person's arm in real estate photo picture pumpkin Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

An arm there.  [The curtains are terrific.]

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Another one here.  [Plus a dog.]

woman's person's arm hand in real estate photo picture dog Peoria Arizona home house for sale

And yet another arm here.  [Nice purse rack.]

woman's person's arm in real estate photo picture purse rack collection Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

And now buttocks!  [The lady apologized for being behind in her housework.]

woman's person's backside rearend butt in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Double the fun.

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2014 · No Comments

Here’s proof that smoking kills.  And turns your bones green.

smoking kills cigarette smoke death green skull poster Halloween Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo 49ers aquarium

Or maybe he touched those exposed live wires dangling from the ceiling!

smoking kills cigarette smoke death green skull poster Halloween Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Safety Issue · Peoria, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor

Before & After Renovation

October 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Before Living Room.  An investor purchased the house for $124,000.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture living room fireplace Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Living Room.  The renovated house then sold for $180,000.

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Before Family Room.  It’s a two-way fireplace.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture family room fireplace Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Family Room.  No more dirty carpet.

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Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture kitchen Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Kitchen.  They stained the existing cabinets.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.

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Before Dining Area.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture dining area Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Dining Area.

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Before Bathroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture bathroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Bathroom 1.

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Before Bathroom 2 Bathtub.

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After Bathroom 2 Bathtub.

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Before Bathroom 2.

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After Bathroom 2.

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Before Bedroom 1.

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After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 2.

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After Bedroom 2.

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Before Bedroom 3.

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After Bedroom 3.

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Before Front of House.

before after renovation remodeling project photo picture curb appeal exterior front yard Peoria Arizona home house for sale

After Front of House.

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Tags: Flooring · Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Remodeling · Fireplace · Dining Room · Before & After · Peoria, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth