Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

Sofas & Couches

September 16th, 2014 · 5 Comments

When times were simpler.  [Peeples Valley, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Peeples Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

They matched the green in the carpet with the green in the sofa pattern.  [Payson, Arizona]

ugly old outdated couch sofa green carpet wood paneling Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Muted colors but still has a wow factor.  [Blythe, California]

ugly old outdated couch sofa Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

The velvet is crushed, like my spirit.  [Mesa, Arizona]

old vintage 1960s crushed velvet green yellow sofa couch Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

1962 home.  Is the sofa that old?  Or at least from the 1970s?

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These Peoria, Arizona sellers placed their sofas back-to-back.

old staging sofas couches placed back to back Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Makes for awkward conversations.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities

Vintage Ovens

September 1st, 2014 · 3 Comments

Vintage pink oven from a 1961 Mesa, Arizona home.

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Vintage avocado green oven/range from a 1973 Peoria, Arizona home.

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Tags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Not Ugly

Visual Distractions Everywhere

August 22nd, 2014 · 15 Comments

The seller had spent years collecting this and that and spent endless hours carefully placing each item in the perfect spot.  She wasn’t about to pack any of it for some picky buyer.  No way.

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This is her home!

too much stuff knick-knacks items on display everywhere visual distractions poor bad home staging cluttered Peoria Arizona house for sale

No one is going to tell her what to do.

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You’d expect her to live in a house that was stripped of her collectibles?  The nerve!

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Buyers will just have to see past the clutter.

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Will buyers notice the nice floor?

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Buyers are instructed not to touch any of the items.

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Overwhelmed.

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Lost cause?

too much stuff knick-knacks items on display everywhere visual distractions poor bad home staging cluttered Peoria Arizona house for sale

She could hire a professional home organizer.  Or a friend or neighbor kid.

too much stuff knick-knacks items on display everywhere visual distractions poor bad home staging cluttered Peoria Arizona house for sale

(sigh)

too much stuff knick-knacks items on display everywhere visual distractions poor bad home staging cluttered Peoria Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes

Involved Sellers

August 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Some sellers like to get involved with the sale of their home.  They want to be a part of every process.  Including real estate photography.

This seller is letting buyers know how relaxing his home is.  He’s taking a nap!

man person in real estate photo picture taking a nap nodding off sitting on couch sofa Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale

She has something on her hands, but it isn’t time.  Otherwise, she’d turn off the TV and remove the dirty cat tower.

woman lady person in real estate photo picture looking at her hands TV is on dirty cat tower Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale

Thank goodness the photo is blurry; I don’t have to block out her face.

woman lady person in real estate photo picture Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale

Here she is again!

woman lady person in real estate photo picture Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale

He had a hard workout session.  Now he’s making a protein shake.

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He’s on his way to remove the weeds from the driveway.  Hurry!

man person in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale weeds in driveway cracks

Paralysis by indecision.  “Do I close the mailbox first or remove the chair or call the Dumpster company?”

young man person in real estate photo picture Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale Snapple bottle Dumpster

“But the Zestimate on Zillow for my house is $675,000!  Here, I’ll show you.”

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Five Fancy Bedspreads

July 21st, 2014 · 4 Comments

Tupac lives!  Marijuana leaf.  Buyers will put this house high on their list.  It’s listed for 420?

cheap ugly Tupac marijuana leaf bedspread blanket upside down bedroom staging no closet Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Marilyn Monroe bedspread!  Gentlemen prefer bland bedspreads.  And completely painted walls.

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Bless America!

cheap ugly Bless America American Mexican flag bedspread blanket bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The elusive white tiger.

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Holy.

religious bedspread blanket dominates the bedroom Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread

Doll Collections

June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Collection of doll figurines.

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Doll collection plus a million books and movies.

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Kachina doll collection.

Kachina doll collection bedroom Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes

Shell Shock

June 4th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Turtle mosaic at the entry.

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Tags: Flooring · Tile · Entry · Peoria, AZ Homes

House Pets

May 19th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This photo’s caption reads, “So cute.”

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

See the X on the window?  It means no pets in real estate photos.

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Two dogs that have nothing to do with selling a house.

two dogs pets in real estate promotional photo picture Gilbert Arizona home house for sale

The dog is distracting you from the baseboards and the lady’s feet.

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Gilbert Arizona home house for sale lady's feet shoes

The dog is the center of attention.  Its owner is sitting to the left.

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Peoria Arizona home house for sale

Big cages could scare away buyers.

big dog cages pet in real estate promotional photo picture Glendale Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Sellers On Display

May 16th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Sellers keep insisting on being in real estate promotional photos.

woman lady person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

His defense for not removing the water jug is that he’s behind the fence.

man person in real estate promotional photo picture Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

Yes, you should have removed the yellow trash can.

woman lady person in real estate promotional photo picture Mesa Arizona home house for sale

This was the only photo of this house.  None of the front, the bedrooms, the baths, etc.  Just this one photo.

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She’s too late asking the photographer to step in closer to not show the speed hump sign or the weeds.

woman lady person in real estate promotional photo picture Peoria Arizona home house for sale weeds speed bump

Now you see him and his cat’s butt…

man person cat in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

…Now you only see the cat.

cat in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds · Peoria, AZ Homes · People In Photos

American Eagle

April 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Patriotic bedspread.

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Fly like an eagle.

eagle American flag bedspread blanket cluttered bedroom Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And ball caps too!

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Go, Taheels!

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats