Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

Amateur Real Estate Photography

June 27th, 2017 · 2 Comments

When in doubt, hire a professional photographer to take pictures of your home when selling. Otherwise, you’ll get stuck with these five examples.

First up, we see an amateur photographer who can take a photo of a house on his/her cell phone but can’t figure out how to transfer it correctly. He/she took a screen shot of his/her phone and used that as the photo. By the way, all 8 photos of the property were just like this one.

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Speaking of screen shots, now we have an example of a shot of a screen.

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Distorted photo yet it was still used to promote the house.

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Watch out for shadows!

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We said, watch out for shadows.

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Tags: Glendale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Tempe, AZ Homes

Swimming Season

June 9th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Temperatures are heating up and people want to cool off in a sparkling clear swimming pool.

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Jump right in!

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Hurry before all the water evaporates!

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Close your eyes and imagine the cool water.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

No Bath Today

June 6th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Did they throw the bathtub out with the baby water?

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It’s more convenient to leave the toilet tank lid off so you can manually fix the misaligned flapper.

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Hold on. The seller’s on his way to the hardware store to pick up duct tape to cover the missing tiles.

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Tags: Bathroom · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes

Amber Waves of Grain

May 31st, 2017 · 3 Comments

O beautiful for spacious skies,

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for amber waves of grain

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Tags: Back Yard · Landscaping · Peoria, AZ Homes · Weeds

Please Define What “Newer” Means

May 29th, 2017 · 4 Comments

This photo’s caption reads, “Newer built-in micro(wave) and plenty of counter space.” The house was built in 1989 and that sure looks like the original microwave & oven. So….28 years old = newer?

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Tags: Kitchen · Peoria, AZ Homes

Hello Kitty

May 16th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Hello Kitty.

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Hello Kitty shower curtain in another home.

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Hello Kitty on the wall in another home.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Faux Paint & Murals · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals

May the Fourth Be With You

May 4th, 2017 · No Comments

May 4th is an unofficial Star Wars holiday.

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Darth Vader is keeping an eye on you.

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Do not upset Darth.

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Join the Rebellion.

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Mural Turpitude

April 20th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Woodland mural with matching bedspread. Plus fake brick wallpaper!

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Mountain scene mural in another home.

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Desert scene mural with coyote painted on a garage door. The neighbor’s cat no longer visits.

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Vintage mural in a dining room in a 1969 Mesa, Arizona home. Dining room murals like this were very popular back then.

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Tags: Bedspread · Faux Paint & Murals · Garage or Carport · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes

Palm Sunday

April 9th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is Palm Sunday. Two real estate photographers are celebrating by exposing their palms to potential buyers.

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Please don’t let them take photos on National Colonoscopy Day.

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Tags: Mesa, AZ Homes · People In Photos · Peoria, AZ Homes · Poor Photography

Let’s Play Ball!

April 3rd, 2017 · No Comments

Yesterday was the first official day of the 2017 Major League Baseball season, but 2/3s of the games start today.

Somewhat ironic that you typically use a baseball bat to hit a piñata and here we have an Arizona Diamondbacks baseball player piñata.

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Which team will win the World Series this year?

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Tags: Bedroom · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging