Entries Tagged as 'Tempe, AZ Homes'

Yard Work

May 19th, 2015 · No Comments

This yard is gonna need a lot of work.

junk garbage chaotic messy back yard bricks clothes Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Tempe, AZ Homes

Barely There

May 19th, 2015 · No Comments

Why bother with these drapes?

flimsy drapes hanging over window Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

If you squint your eyes, it looks weird with curtains hanging under the window.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The spider took LSD before spinning its web.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Bathroom Repairs Needed

May 13th, 2015 · No Comments

Here are four bathrooms that need help.

Can we give you some ad-vise?  How about fixing the handles before selling?  Thank you.

bathroom repairs needed bathtub shower handle missing vise grip Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

How about cleaning the shower and bathtub too?

bathroom repairs needed dirty soap scum grout bathtub shower handle missing vise grip Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

This bathroom could use a new sink and vanity.  And a toilet bowl lid.  And new walls and…

bathroom repairs needed vanity sink missing ugly wall tile Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It’s probably safe to say something isn’t right here.

bathroom repairs needed plumbing pipes exposed to shower holes in wall Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Christmas lights aren’t going to help this bathroom look better.

bathroom repairs needed unfinished remodeling only toilet Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper

The House That Peterbilt

May 11th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Rumor has it that a new season of Hoarders TV show will begin May 28th on Lifetime!  Keep an eye out for any announcements.

Meanwhile, this Tempe, Arizona home is on its way to qualifying someday for Hoarders.  The walls are covered.  Next is the floor.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff Peterbilt Zildjian banners poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Peterbilt banner.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff Peterbilt Dodgers banners poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

It’s a banner crop!  Peterbilt, Zildjian, and Pearl.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff Peterbilt Zildjian Pearl banners poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

The kiddies have free access to the liquor!!

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys liquor bottles bar poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Pearl jam!

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys Pearl drum set poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

He is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys liquor bar Dodgers poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

It’s no surprise the kid’s room is filled with stuff.

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys bedroom poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

What 5-year-old needs a TV that big or at all in his bedroom?

totally cluttered filled covered walls junk stuff kid's toys bedroom poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

The tidiest room of the house.  Notice how the bedroom window goes to the family room from the earlier photos.

dozens of shoes on display bedroom Peterbilt banner in window poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Hat collection.  Because everyone needs 30 hats.

dozens of baseball caps hats on display bedroom closet poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Cluttered kitchen.

cluttered kitchen too much stuff on display poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Once the kids are liquored up, they can grab a knife!

cluttered kitchen too much stuff on display knives poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Quick! Fill that empty space on the wall.

cluttered kitchen too much stuff on display poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

Too bad there’s so many visual distractions in this home.  The kitchen, the floors, and the rooms like very nice.

cluttered kitchen too much stuff on display poor bad home staging Tempe Arizona house for sale

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Knives · Refrigerator Magnets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Hats

Swingers

May 5th, 2015 · 1 Comment

A hammock inside a Tempe, Arizona house.  Sounds like a great idea when it’s hot outside.

hammock installed inside the house Tempe Arizona home for sale real estate photo

There’s nothing like enjoying the breeze from the air conditioner while listening to the soothing sounds of the dishwasher.

hammock installed inside the house Tempe Arizona home for sale real estate photo

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Tax Day

April 15th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Income tax forms are due today!  Everyone’s panicking to finish on time.  Papers everywhere!  Utter chaos.

cluttered office too many visual distractions Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Office/Den · Tempe, AZ Homes

One-Armed Bandit & His Horse

April 14th, 2015 · No Comments

It’s a slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber!  He’s gunna rob you!  What fun!

one-armed bandit slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber pool table Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

And there’s his getaway horse!!

merry-go-round horse on display pool table Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Tempe, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

Patio Pets

March 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment

We’re seeing dogs on sellers’ patios lately.  They might be used to distract buyers from noticing the clutter.

pet dog on patio in real estate promotional photo picture cluttered junky Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

What ladder?  What lawn mower?  What tire?  All I see is a dog.

pet dog on patio in real estate promotional photo picture cluttered junky Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

The four dogs and their owner are hoping you don’t notice the peeling paint and clutter.

pets dogs on patio in real estate promotional photo picture cluttered patio peeling paint Tempe Arizona home house for sale

At least the seller picked up the dog poop.  It is disgusting to visit a home with a poopy back yard.

pet dog on patio in real estate promotional photo picture Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale

Pee pad?  Gross!

pet dog on patio in real estate promotional photo picture Peoria Arizona home house for sale

This photo’s caption reads, “Loveable Joe.”

pet dog on patio in real estate promotional photo picture loveable Joe Sun City Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Four Vintage Ovens From 1954 To 1979

January 15th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Original oven and range from 1955.

original vintage oven range pull-out kitchen 1955 Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Original oven from 1959.

original vintage oven kitchen 1959 Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Original range hood from 1954.  The oven might be from the 1970s?

original vintage oven range exhaust hood kitchen 1954 Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate  photo

Original oven & range from 1979.  Harvest gold!

original vintage harvest gold range oven kitchen 1979 Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Fun With Lattice

January 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments

You can decorate the front of your house with lattice.

ugly cheap white lattice on front of Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Or you can use lattice to make a covered patio.

ugly cheap lattice back patio cluttered Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Clutter · Patio · Tempe, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes