Income tax forms are due today! Everyone’s panicking to finish on time. Papers everywhere! Utter chaos.
Entries Tagged as 'Tempe, AZ Homes'
April 15th, 2015 · 1 Comment
April 14th, 2015 · No Comments
It’s a slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber! He’s gunna rob you! What fun!
And there’s his getaway horse!!
March 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment
We’re seeing dogs on sellers’ patios lately. They might be used to distract buyers from noticing the clutter.
What ladder? What lawn mower? What tire? All I see is a dog.
The four dogs and their owner are hoping you don’t notice the peeling paint and clutter.
At least the seller picked up the dog poop. It is disgusting to visit a home with a poopy back yard.
Pee pad? Gross!
This photo’s caption reads, “Loveable Joe.”
January 15th, 2015 · 5 Comments
Original oven and range from 1955.
Original oven from 1959.
Original range hood from 1954. The oven might be from the 1970s?
Original oven & range from 1979. Harvest gold!
January 13th, 2015 · 3 Comments
You can decorate the front of your house with lattice.
Or you can use lattice to make a covered patio.
November 22nd, 2014 · 4 Comments
Televisions are on again in real estate photos. And this time, the faces are distorted.
He drove too fast without a windshield. [Des Moines, Iowa]
American Idol tryouts.
September 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment
Please make it stop. I can knot take it any more.
One knot is still one too many.
Back up to two knots? Noooooo!
Back to only one knot. My blood pressure is dropping.
Why can’t curtains look like this? No knots. Simple strip of fabric holding it in place. Thank you.
August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments
This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.
Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?
Spacious living room.
They were inspired by squished jelly beans? Or Candy Crush Saga?
The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.
Looking the other direction.
The pool has seen better days.
There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.
A cardboard figure?
August 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Some sellers like to get involved with the sale of their home. They want to be a part of every process. Including real estate photography.
This seller is letting buyers know how relaxing his home is. He’s taking a nap!
She has something on her hands, but it isn’t time. Otherwise, she’d turn off the TV and remove the dirty cat tower.
Thank goodness the photo is blurry; I don’t have to block out her face.
Here she is again!
He had a hard workout session. Now he’s making a protein shake.
He’s on his way to remove the weeds from the driveway. Hurry!
Paralysis by indecision. “Do I close the mailbox first or remove the chair or call the Dumpster company?”
“But the Zestimate on Zillow for my house is $675,000! Here, I’ll show you.”
July 3rd, 2014 · 1 Comment
She needs to stay away from the self-bronzer. Her legs are orange. What’s that extra hand doing near her shoulder? [Appleton, Wisconsin]
Who wants to look at a raccoon’s underbelly while eating? These Tempe, Arizona sellers do.