Entries Tagged as 'Landscaping'

Pretty Colors

November 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Bright colors will spruce up any home.  Including fixer-uppers like this one.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

We’re crossed our fingers that the floor color is a custom stain.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty blue.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bedroom blue paint floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty red.

dirty gross neglected bedroom red paint carpet sheets in windows fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty pink.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bathroom pink paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty yellow and green.  With knotted curtains.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bedroom yellow green paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty awful.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated living room floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Got dust?

dirty gross neglected dilapidated dusty hallway fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

They enclosed the patio.  How nice.

enclosed patio dirt back yard bad roof siding fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Flooring · Roof · Landscaping · Paint · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Cabinets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Siding

The Elaine Dance

November 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

We have a real treat for you today.  We found Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes’ doppelganger in Eloy, Arizona.  Yep, this lady is doing The Elaine Dance!!

cluttered back yard patio dirt no landscaping woman person in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale

When you put this lady next to Elaine Benes, the resemblance is uncanny!!

woman lady person dancing just like Elaine Benes on Seinfeld doppelganger in real estate photo picture Eloy Arizona home house for sale     141114i.jpg

If you want to see the Elaine Dance, check out the “The Little Kicks” episode of Seinfeld.  Or Elaine’s Dance or The Elaine Dance on YouTube.

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Tags: Landscaping · Clutter · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

Beautiful Back Yard

November 11th, 2014 · No Comments

Tumbleweeds and dirt.  Sure to motivate buyers.

ugly back yard no landscaping dirt tumbleweeds weeds Maricopa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds

Roll Out the Barrel Chairs

November 1st, 2014 · 11 Comments

These barrel chairs look _________.

barrel dining chairs Glendale Arizona homes house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

A Tree In Fall

October 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Another dead tree!  This one fell over.  Now if only the seller would remove it.

dead tree fallen over on its side dirt back yard Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Mesa, AZ Homes · Back Yard

Spooky Trees

October 27th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Halloween is almost here.  These home owners are getting into the Halloween spirit with their dead trees.

dead gnarly tree boarded up windows fixer-upper Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This property in Eloy, Arizona has TWO dead trees (above and below photos).

dead gnarly tree boarded up windows fixer-upper Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The dead tree adds so much to the curb appeal.

ugly dead tree front yard curb appeal Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The orange tree is dead.

ugly dead orange tree front yard curb appeal Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two half-dead trees or should we be more optimistic and say two half-alive trees?

two ugly almost dead trees front yard curb appeal Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This tree doesn’t look healthy.  Why did the seller take a photo of it?

ugly almost dead tree branch missing cracked off back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

A big branch broke off from a storm.  Now what?

ugly almost dead tree branch missing cracked off back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities

Trunk Sale

October 15th, 2014 · No Comments

Sad, dead tree.  Charlie Brown Christmas tree?

ugly dead tree trunk no branches leaves front yard Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes

Park At Your Own Risk

September 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

When visiting this house, it is okay to park on the driveway.  However, the seller is not responsible for any damage to your car if/when the palm tree falls over.

palm tree about to fall over leaning at 45 degree angle needs to be propped up landscaping Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Phoenix Homes

Lush Landscaping

August 31st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Don’t worry, once the drought ends in California, the trees will green up real nice.  [Blythe, California]

dead trees brown dried up plants landscaping Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

Close your eyes and imagine how it used to look.

dead trees brown dried up plants landscaping Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

There’s still some green!  Oh, wait.  Is that the neighbor’s yard or this yard?

dead trees brown dried up plants vines landscaping Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Other US Cities

Tempting Tempe Temple

August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.

overgrown bushes landscaping bad ugly curb appeal Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?

overgrown bushes landscaping bad ugly curb appeal Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Spacious living room.

cluttered junky messy disorganized chaotic living room poor bad home staging Christmas tree Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Cozy kitchen.

fixer-upper ugly kitchen cabinets in bad shape condition Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

They were inspired by squished jelly beans?  Or Candy Crush Saga?

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The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.

ugly window drapes curtains red faux finish paint wall Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Looking the other direction.

large room ceiling beams mirrors Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The pool has seen better days.

neglected swimming pool bad plaster stains fixer-upper back yard Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.

neglected swimming pool bad plaster stains fixer-upper back yard Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

A cardboard figure?

cardboard figure person Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Clutter · Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Cabinets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor