Ugly House Photos

Private property.  No trespassing.  Welcome not to our home.

We updated the kitchen.

Great view of the back yard from the kitchen sink.

Plenty of storage space for food.

The water running down the vent and hall ceiling helps keep the house cool in the summer.

Fresh paint in the bathroom.

Oh, yes, it’s clean.

Spacious rooms.

The bedroom can easily accommodate a large dresser.

We’ve really enjoyed using this house.

We have a private covered patio.

Just like the fence, we’re hoping you’re leaning toward buying our home.

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Comedian Bill Engvall took one look at this Buckeye, Arizona home and said, “Here’s your sign.”

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Debt is high.  Spending is up.  No money left in the budget to fix the ugly fence.

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Five unimpressive back yards.

This is a sandbox for Gulliver’s kids?

There are certainly possibilities back here.

Great place to entertain!  And easy access to firewood!

You might need these items some day.  You never know.

The neighborhood cats will love this back yard.

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Lookin’ safe and secure at this Camden, New Jersey home.

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…tore down this wall.

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Now we take a look at the outside of this dilapidated Phoenix home.

The photo’s caption reads, “Back door missing.”  That’s not all that’s missing.

We step back a few feet and see the rest of the back door area.

Another doorway.

They were planning to fix the roof someday.

Oh.

Oh my.

Side view.

Oh no.

There’s a door!

The front of the house.  Basketball hoop, where every shot is a leaner.

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This might be news to some home owners, but homes do need maintenance.  This owner didn’t get the memo.

They paid $225,000 for this home in 2006 and thought that was all that was needed.

It was just purchased from the bank for $55,000. Now someone else gets to fix it up.

A little cleaning might have helped.

That hole wasn’t going to fix itself.

They turned a blind eye to the repairs needed around the house.

Replacing the A/C filters would have helped reduce dust in the air.

The closet door goes on this thing called a track.

Keeping water from splashing out of the shower would have prevented this.

Water heaters don’t last forever.

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Let’s check out three back patios and yards.  All could use some (a lot of) help.

Reading, Pennsylvania.  New fence and siding needed.  How do you fit a table and chairs on that patio?

Another Reading, Pennsylvania home.  Looks like the balcony and back patio are about to fall down.  Enter at your own risk.

Houston, Texas.  That back porch support beam doesn’t look very, uh, supportive.  Did rats or opossums chew on the siding?

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We’re all saddened by yesterday’s news.  So Emotional.  This Houston home is not helping.  What a dump.  Let’s look at it Step By Step.

One Moment of Time, this might have been a nice home.  The sellers thought, “Didn’t We Almost Have It All?”

It’s The Little Things that make this home Worth It.  Like extra cinder blocks and mattresses.

Filthy.  How Many Ways can we clean this room?  I Look To You for answers.

It might take a Million Dollar Bill to renovate this home.  Do You Hear What I Hear?

There sure are a lot of mattresses in this house.  It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay.  If I Told You That this home could be bought for less than $25,000, would you buy it?

The mangled mailbox with mail in it is a nice touch.  How Will I Know if I should buy this home?  When You Believe.

Nice roof out back.  Where Do Broken Hearts Go?  To this home.  But if you fix it up, you might feel like a Queen of the Night.  I Have Nothing else to add.  Rest in peace, Whitney.

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